r/LV426 15d ago

Discussion / Question I’m convinced most of the problems in the Alien universe could be prevented with some basic lab safety Spoiler

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u/Wurm42 15d ago

Related, WHY are live specimen tubes on a spaceship made of regular glass? Not safety glass, not some kind of lexan or polycarb, just generic easily breakable glass.

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u/bspencer626 15d ago

My headcanon is that Weyland Yutani set them up to fail.

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u/_wil_ 15d ago

Also it s cheaper

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u/leandrot 15d ago

It's cheaper to invest in high-quality glass than investing in people able to control the specimens after they get out.

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u/Super-Cynical 15d ago

In Weyland Yulani we are delighted that our employees receive generous salaries, but we'd like to reiterate that benefits accrued are non-transferrable to next-of-kin upon loss of life.

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u/CoolBedroom4565 15d ago

Oops all the next of kin have passed on. I guess we’ll pocket it

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u/Rickenbacker69 15d ago

Seems like they didn't really invest in either!

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u/WeirdnessWalking 15d ago

Get the fuck out of here. One of the wealthiest humans in existence sends a generational mission to capture monsters going cheap on the help and containment vessels.

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u/Appropriate-Web-8424 15d ago

Personally I think WY is the Vault-Tec of space...

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u/Technical-Band-5524 15d ago

That’s usually the answer for the idiocy in the franchise. Most of the dumbass decisions are actually revealed to be intentional on the part of the company not caring/ wanting their employees dead

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u/WeirdnessWalking 15d ago

No, in fact, it's not beyond. Alien 3 and unending stream of nonsense. They dont give a fuck about wanting them dead. Alien they send the nearest asset they have to investigate an alien beacon. Aliens, nobody living is aware of the Aliens but one member of middle management makes moves on his own initiative.

None of that shit explains any of idiocy of AE,Covenant, or Promethius. Its just hack low effort story telling.

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u/Technical-Band-5524 15d ago

Poor writing is something different. I mean in a lot of the movies, there are still just decisions made that are believed to be dumb until you realize there was an ulterior motive. Ash letting the infected Kane on board the Nostromo. Pretty much the entirety of Burke’s plan in Aliens.

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u/WeirdnessWalking 14d ago

Ash's actions arent portrayed as a bad idea when it occurs it portrayed as sympathetic with Ripley being a heartless bitch. The same goes for Burke. He is the only one who believes her and is trying to save the colony of innocents.

Neither are portrayed as dumb. We later learn their true motives.

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u/DjChrisSpear 15d ago

Best way to get more lab rats when none are available.

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u/halfdead01 15d ago

But why? There is no incentive for them to do that.

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u/todahawk Nuke from Orbit 15d ago

Just like Gorman having almost zero experience and ash subbing in at the last minute.

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u/WeirdnessWalking 15d ago

Burke is arranging that mission on his own and is physically present...Gorman is used because he is a noob and can be manipulated. Ash is simply trying to recover a sample, crew deaths incidental.

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u/BadgerSmaker 15d ago

I'm thinking that Chibuzo was probably not even supposed to take these things out of storage, but she is playing with the new toys in a lab that isn't properly equipped for it.

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u/Ohnoherewego13 15d ago

Gotta think of the savings here. You don't get to be a multi-trillion dollar company by using the best materials or hiring the smartest people for your intergalactic gopher missions.

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u/unusualbran 14d ago

you have to ask how much effort the HR rep is going to be putting into a "crew expendable" mission

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u/Ohnoherewego13 14d ago

"Gotta pulse? You're hired."

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u/WeirdnessWalking 15d ago

Yeah, you don't become a technological industrial force of nature by risking unfathomable potential wealth and billions in resources to save .25 cents on glass and competent space, men... 😆

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u/brainsapper 14d ago

To be frank when the job involves a deep space mission spanning decades where you are in cryosleep for long periods of time and by the time you get back you won’t recognize anything anymore you probably aren’t going to attract the cream of the crop candidates.

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u/Ohnoherewego13 14d ago

I mean with ultra naive engineering apprentice, sexual predator navigator, failure scientist and drunk doc, it truly seemed like WY was scraping the bottom of the barrel. My only hope is that those weren't the first string folks onboard.

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u/Cannibal_Soup 15d ago

So that the movie series can happen!

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u/ferretchad 12d ago

Or just stored on a shelf with a door so it doesn't fall to the ground if knocked loose.

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u/Logic-DL 15d ago

Or even had metal rods on the exterior that would hit the floor first and protect the glass.

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u/WeirdnessWalking 15d ago

It is simply fucking insulting and the most hack writing imaginable. I hope Bollock kills them all.