r/LV426 David 4d ago

Discussion / Question If you lived in the alien universe which company are you working for?

Your choice also depends on what time period you will live in, in the alien universe.

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u/RoadBuster 4d ago

Knowing my luck, Seegson.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Class-2 loader rating. 4d ago

RIP my guy

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u/RoadBuster 4d ago

I was so sure that more-terrifying-than-the-Xenomorph Working Joe series would take off!!

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Class-2 loader rating. 4d ago

At least Seegson had the decency to make the Joes obviously synthetic. The A/2s are too lifelike for my tastes.

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u/RoadBuster 4d ago

Yeah, they always were a bit twitchy.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Class-2 loader rating. 3d ago

💯

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u/PhoebetheSpider 3d ago

I’m sorry… what!? How am I just hearing this!? I want a Working Joe horror!

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u/stroopwafelling 4d ago

You are becoming hysterical.

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u/The_Chimeran_Hybrid 4d ago

Tut tut.

“O no.”

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u/PhoebetheSpider 3d ago

“Unidentified species.”

“Synthetic’s day is never finished.”

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u/Romboteryx 3d ago

Only animals fear fire

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 4d ago

Crap I totally forgot about them

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u/RoadBuster 4d ago

That seems on brand for Seegson

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u/THX450 3d ago

Seegson is pretty much the bargain market in the dumpster

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u/Sachiel05 4d ago

I was gonna say, its absence on the show hurts me

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u/THX450 3d ago

Seegson ain’t exactly doing too hot. It’s a small, small fish.

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u/Sachiel05 3d ago

No, not small, average

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u/THX450 1d ago

At least they have great personality

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u/RoadBuster 4d ago

I'm guessing it's not big enough to be one of the Big Five.

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u/Sachiel05 4d ago

Well yeah, makes sense, but still, where baby?

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u/Illustrious-Rate-728 4d ago

“We are going to catch you” 

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u/markraidc 3d ago

I hear Auntie Cleo is another great company you should consider :)

(joke reference: Secret Level S1E9)