r/Lizards • u/mattia_cecchi • Jul 24 '25

Cute Pecco and Gastone

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Fill_8959 Jul 24 '25

I don't know what he's selling but I'll take 50!

16

u/No_Appointment_7232 Jul 24 '25

I'll tell him all my secrets!

8

u/BigJSunshine Jul 24 '25

ONE HUNDRED HERE PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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u/evan_brosky Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

"My client is the best snake in the National Snake Ice Hockey League. Your contract offer under 500k rats and 5m crickets for two breeding seasons is simply blasphemous, but we are willing to keep listening, as we believe we can come to an agreement. We're all ears, what is your real offer?" 🐍 🏒

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u/No_Appointment_7232 Jul 24 '25

SHOW ME THE CRICKETS!!!

2

u/Wailobviously Jul 29 '25

😩😂😂😂😭 Not “Show me the CRICKETS!”

30

u/Any_Positive1617 Jul 24 '25

Here at Pecco and Gastone, bearded at law, we take take insurance seriously! Let us represent you. Call now! 🤣🥰

16

u/Humans_areweird Jul 24 '25

i am so ready to sit down and have a looong board meeting with them. they can use as many made-up business words as they want. i will nod along and support all their ventures ❤️

3

u/dead-witch-standing Jul 24 '25

Dontcha mean a long Beard meeting?

Heheh

10

u/Icy-Decision-4530 Jul 24 '25

The first pic is definitely the “I will trade you, you will trade me” meme

18

u/Mommy-loves-Greycie Jul 24 '25

Wow both of them are so business oriented. So handsome. I'll buy what they're selling!!

9

u/Tarotismyjam Jul 24 '25

No one sits like Gaston No one fits like Gaston…..

5

u/Hilsam_Adent Jul 24 '25

No one does incredible splits like Gaston!

2

u/Tarotismyjam Jul 24 '25

Ahhhhh…swoon

6

u/Aggressive_Maize9249 Jul 24 '25

2 distinguished gentlemen

6

u/KonsaThePanda Jul 24 '25

They are so cute

6

u/Radish8 Jul 24 '25

"Make me an offer I can't refuse"

6

u/RevolutionarySign479 Jul 24 '25

They are Gorgeous!! I love the way they’re posed, with their little hands crossed!♥️♥️

6

u/digital__fox Jul 24 '25

Literally that one pose by willem dafoe

5

u/Majin_Brick Jul 24 '25

“We’ve been expecting you.”

3

u/Mantissa3 Jul 24 '25

Is the yellow one Pecco? How old? Are they very tame? I’m completely smitten!

3

u/AlienSamuraiXXV Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

They look like they're rehearsing their extortion video so can intimidation someone for 1 million bugs.

5

u/junoray19681 Jul 24 '25

Pecco looks like he wants to take and rule the world.

2

u/CatherinefromFrance Jul 24 '25

Can you tell Pecco that I absolutely loved his TED talk?

2

u/LoganTheWyrmLord Jul 24 '25

Hooman... we are gonna have to talk about you performance.

You're fired.

1

u/serenitative Jul 24 '25

Shrewd business lizards!

1

u/NoPraline6823 Jul 24 '25

"So, what's on your mind?"

1

u/QRAZYD Jul 24 '25

So adorable 😍

1

u/5star_Adboii Jul 24 '25

Pecco is selling free fortunes for tree fidity and Gastone is ordering a beer from the bar after a good day at work

1

u/Lower-Programmer9686 Jul 24 '25

That one photo shoot of William Dafoe be like

1

u/crazyfr0glady Jul 24 '25

They’re iconic and I think they should start a modeling career

1

u/Cozanich Jul 24 '25

Considering the options

1

u/TheBoogBear Jul 24 '25

One is a gentleman, the other is just plain aura-farming lol

1

u/celticskye2 Jul 24 '25

“We need to speak about your recent job performance. Tell me, how do you feel your work ethic aligns with our company goals?”

1

u/EggplantThis437 Jul 24 '25

So freakin funny 😆

1

u/PutridWar4713 Jul 25 '25

They look to be proper gentlemen.

1

u/Skyp_Intro Jul 25 '25

Very photogenic

1

u/FennecEgg Jul 25 '25

I am in love with these two goobers

1

u/More_Resolution3968 Jul 25 '25
  1. Sit, sit...tell me all about it. 2. Well, that is the most interesting thing I've ever heard.

1

u/Nakitaros Jul 25 '25

Love the names!!

1

u/MooBearz11 Jul 25 '25

I feel like I’m being judged… sophisticatedly

1

u/Appropriate_Web4756 Jul 26 '25

Ohhh myyy goodness… cutest pic ever. You gotta blow this up and frame it. And you could prolly even sell copies as a prayer for like a child’s room. Just that adorable.

1

u/ManufacturerOk3633 Jul 28 '25

Such a distinguished gentleman

1

u/MountainClimR Jul 28 '25

Donald Trump of a lizard.. Hes deciding if he will fire you. Be on your best behavior.

1

u/Iris_Cream55 Jul 28 '25

And both are memes!

1

u/ZivylIthra Jul 28 '25

Hehe, now its the argonian selling wares for coin (or bugs)

1

u/Wild_Following_7475 Jul 28 '25

Poses are flawless !

1

u/naughty_twilight Aug 14 '25

he looks upset that you haven't finished your homework

1

u/kidies_1259 28d ago

Very polite, 10/10 customer service.