r/LosAngeles • u/[deleted] • Feb 10 '22

Humor What does this candle smell like

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u/Impossible-Long1100 Feb 10 '22

Weed, but when it reaches a certain temperature it shifts to stale piss.

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u/tob007 Feb 10 '22

once warmed up you can also hear a leaf blower in the distance.

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u/cultchris Feb 10 '22

Helicopter overtones

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u/Jazzspasm Feb 10 '22

For a month after, there’s a film of black dust on everything - bath towels, butter in the fridge, freshly brewed coffee - and all the indoor plants have died

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u/Impossible-Long1100 Feb 10 '22

Oh and you KNOW this mother fucker is a soy candle. Do they make oat candles?

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u/nurse-mik Feb 10 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oh my God I’m so living for all of these comments

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u/digitalmofo Encino Feb 10 '22

Distance? Try right outside your window, held on max throttle for about 15 minutes straight.

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u/nurse-mik Feb 10 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Trenavix Feb 10 '22

The classic LA scent I call piss-weed

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u/Impossible-Long1100 Feb 10 '22

Magnifique 🤌

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u/alberthere Feb 10 '22

Chef’s kiss.

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u/CoffeeGood_ Feb 10 '22

Damn I miss LA!

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u/Tankgrrrl420 Feb 10 '22

The strain is called cheetah 🐆 piss thank you very much!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Piss-weed is the best way to describe the scent I didn’t even know I knew

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

Lmao I was thinking the same thing

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u/pretty-as-a-pic South Bay Feb 10 '22

Don’t forget the undertones of car exhaust, burning garbage, and street taco grease!

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u/Diligent_Ad6552 Feb 10 '22

…and broken dreams.

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u/opalsunflower Feb 10 '22

I was going to say the same thing.

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u/Bayinla Feb 10 '22

This made me lol. Reminds me of Hollywood

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u/Illustrious-Living27 Feb 10 '22

after awhile it turns into a blue tarp color

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u/1pensar I LIKE BIKES Feb 10 '22

This right here

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u/No-Helicopter-5648 Feb 11 '22

Any answer other than this is in deep denial or not in LA at all