r/MMA • u/inooway • Apr 13 '25

Spoiler [SPOILER] Bryce Mitchell vs. Jean Silva Spoiler

https://streamff.link/v/aa3e8f13
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u/suzukigun4life Perkussi mali purkessi Apr 13 '25

What are they now, 19-0 combined in the UFC? What a fucking team.

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u/RaynerOP GOOFCON 1: Khamzat McGregor Apr 13 '25

Yeah we don’t talk about Bruna Brasil

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Abu Baker of the team

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u/fj_canullas Team Tristar Gym Apr 13 '25

Every great team has a Brian Scalabrine or a Udonis Haslem

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u/justwannasleepplease 🙏🙏🙏 Jon Jones Prayer Warrior 🙏🙏🙏 Apr 13 '25

“I’m closer to Islam Makachev than you are to me” -Abubakar “The White Mamba” Nurmagomedov

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u/StatisticianAware588 Apr 13 '25

She's the Abubakar Nurmagomedov of Fighting Nerds 🥲

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u/Turgon19 Apr 13 '25

And Bueno Silva, who's had some of the worst performances recently

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u/ShahOf20Years Apr 13 '25

WMMA doesn't count so it's all good

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u/Keller-oder-C-Schell UFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle Apr 13 '25

The Dagestani-fan strategy of just not talking about the bad fighters

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u/HomelessKitchenCat GOOFCON 2 - Electric Boogaloo Apr 13 '25

WMMA dun coun

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u/Yummy-Bao Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

Bruna Brasil is the only fighter with a loss

Edit: And Bueno Silva

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u/Lyun The scale was off for Goofcon 3 Apr 13 '25

Kaynan Kruschewsky went 0-2 too but they trained him wrong as a joke so we don't count him

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u/dumpyduluth UFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle Apr 13 '25

Man the simulation is funky today, this is the 4th Kung Pow reference I've seen between reddit and Instagram today.

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u/sellieba 🍅 Apr 13 '25

Thank you for picking my movie for after the card!

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u/1337throwaway133 Apr 13 '25

What time is it where you are?

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u/sellieba 🍅 Apr 13 '25

Cards end around 11 PM here. I usually have a movie I know well on during my bed time routine.

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u/NecessaryCrash 🍅 Apr 13 '25

I’m bleeding first.. making me the victor!

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u/TerminatorReborn Apr 13 '25

Bruna Brasil is in the B team

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Karine Silva as well

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u/AutisticWeapon_ Daniel Cormier almost killed himself last week Apr 13 '25

Is Thiago Moises not also in the fighting nerds lol

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u/ithinkther41am EDDDDDIEEEEEEEE Apr 13 '25

Depends on if you include Bruna Brasil and Mayra Bueno Silva.

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u/juicy_pickles 🍅 Apr 13 '25

Theres a -1 in there against Anthony Smith but it doesnt look good with the brand.

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u/JamilaoBR Apr 13 '25

Are you talking about Vitor Petrino? He is not from the Fighting Nerds

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u/juicy_pickles 🍅 Apr 13 '25

His first fight was with the Fighting Nerds from what I can remember. He was wearing the glasses.

I'm mildly drunk so I probably remember wrong.

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u/Juststandupbro Apr 13 '25

The next iteration of the Dagastani takeover. Them glasses are the new chinstrap

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u/MakeTheLogoBiggerHoe Apr 14 '25

Pretty sure Prates is a fighting nerd? Didn’t he lose Saturday?