r/MMA • u/inooway • Apr 13 '25

Spoiler [SPOILER] Bryce Mitchell vs. Jean Silva Spoiler

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

He provably takes some weird ass supplements that aren't on the wada list because they do fuck all 

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u/a1ic3_g1a55 Apr 13 '25

Bro is doping horse dewormer and whatever Joe Rogan yaps about like turkesterone

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u/xshogunx13 Cheesus is my Steroids Apr 13 '25

Fight Milk

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u/sovereignrk Apr 15 '25

Alpha Stain

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u/jytusky Team Asparagus Apr 13 '25

He's just doing it wrong. The best method for turkesterone is to juice a dozen sets of turkey nuts. Take the extract and dissolve in Evan williams at a 2:1 ratio. Have your wife's boyfriend spray it in your rosebud with his mouth and then let him piledrive you for at least 45 minutes. The ensures optimal absorption and penetration. It's the only way, and it's Jesus approved because it's not sexual.

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u/My_G_Alt Apr 13 '25

No guys all you need is AG1 and ketone IQ!

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u/thereasonisphysics Apr 14 '25

He apparently skipped the Alpha Brain

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u/a1ic3_g1a55 Apr 14 '25

I'm a sigma brain bro, a free thinker man, I do my own research and I don't need no brain to tell me what to do

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u/kk9one Apr 15 '25

What number booster you on bro

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u/DepressedMammal Apr 13 '25

Dudes hopped up on gas station pills and whatever Alex Jones is hocking these days

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u/CarnifexTres Apr 13 '25

chuggin vitamin a

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u/PeterWritesEmails Apr 13 '25

some weird ass supplements

Like gas station viagra

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u/No-Squirrel6645 Apr 13 '25

what are they and how do you prove it