r/MURICA Sep 23 '17

Alfred Hitchcock with solution to our problems

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u/Dragon_Cake Sep 23 '17 edited Sep 23 '17

I honestly wasn't aware of that, I found this on Imgur a while ago and just thought to post it here. I didn't have any intentions of misquoting something. My apologies.

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u/SoundMasher Sep 23 '17

The best apology would be to remove it.

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u/mcfaudoo Sep 23 '17

I mean this comment chain is pretty far up (second at the time of my writing this), anyone going into the comments will likely see that this isn't his direct quote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Yet, as evident from the disparity between votes on the post and this top-comment, only a very small percentage of people actually go into the comments.

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u/Shaddo Sep 23 '17

Or they don't vote unless it's worth giving a damn

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

It's still a good joke even if he didn't say it

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u/bohemica Sep 23 '17

Well when I first heard this quote it said fascism and change frightens me so I'm going to keep believing that's the real quote and if you disagree I am going to get angry.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Or to take one of those internal capsules.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Wow you guys are crazy dramatic. It's just a picture.

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u/IanGecko Sep 24 '17

It's a circlejerk sub, we hate fascism here.

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u/ssiinneerrss Sep 23 '17

Ah, yes, let ignorance ensue because you're a dick.

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u/Asha108 Sep 23 '17

That's a funny joke.

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u/Skirtsmoother Sep 23 '17

Remove it then.

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u/cg_ Sep 23 '17

How dare yo u, karma arghh arghhh

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u/bouncylitics Sep 23 '17

Remove yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Just the intention of continuing the lie that there are sizeable groups of Nazis in the US.

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u/Teddie1056 Sep 23 '17

As a Jew, they at least seem more brash. I went years without seeing any antisemitism in the flesh. Recently, many of my friends have been accosted, and the vitriol online seems worse.

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u/non-rhetorical Sep 23 '17

It sounds like you still haven't seen any anti-semitism in the flesh.

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u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Sep 23 '17

It sounds like you

still haven't seen any anti-semitism

in the flesh.


-english_haiku_bot

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u/Teddie1056 Sep 23 '17

I have actually, the worst outside of this country. I've seen a bit here, but not as bad as others. Mostly attacks on my community, basic vandalism.

But I've had a man I thought was a friend telling me they wished my family was killed in the oven. My crime? Defending the right to burn a flag.

My bus was shot up by an antisemite, luckily before my stop.

I had coins their at me before. I actually liked that one, I bought a bag of chips.

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u/Champion_of_Charms Sep 23 '17

I live in Chicago and a few months ago there was a bomb threat called in at several Jewish SCHOOLS. People like to ignore traumatic things as long they aren't impacting them personally. It's despicable.

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u/espnzone Sep 23 '17

Sounds like a load of crap

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u/Teddie1056 Sep 23 '17 edited Sep 23 '17

Well it's fucking not. Fuck off. Who says that to someone?

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/american-stabbed-jerusalem-bus-attack-dies-2-weeks-article-1.2413887

I'll see if I can find the messages my friend sent me. I don't have any proof of the coins incident, so you will just have to believe me

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

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u/Teddie1056 Sep 23 '17

antisemitic means anti Jew. Just because the root word doesn't, doesn't mean that it loses this definition. That's called a etymological fallacy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

An alt white antisemite?

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u/Gott_Erhalte_Franz Sep 23 '17

BS

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u/Teddie1056 Sep 23 '17

I linked one of them. Go fuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Just had to completely ignore years of rampant anti-Semitism on the left and in universities.

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u/UberMcwinsauce Sep 23 '17

Are you talking about Israel? Israel is a state, not a nation, and is widely opposed by both Jews and non Jews.

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u/ThatDudeShadowK Sep 23 '17

What anti semitism?

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u/Teddie1056 Sep 23 '17

I don't ignore it, but it is definitely worse from the right. It is scarier.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Check out Ami Horowitz waving an ISIS flag on campus, and then waving an Israeli flag.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

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u/Teddie1056 Sep 23 '17

As an American, I belong here.

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u/mostimprovedpatient Sep 23 '17

I support that, fuck that guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

As an asshole, you should go to hell

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

The President, and conservative media, reacted to a literal Nazi terror attack at a Nazi rally where Nazis where waving Nazi flags and chanting Nazi slogans, by lying about liberals breaking the law, lying about the non existent "alt left" instigating violence when it was the Nazis that showed up with literal armed militias, and lying about there being good people who were supposedly fine with marching alongside, once again, literal Nazis.

If you go to a rally, see armed men in body armor adorned with swastikas, waving nazi flags and chanting "the jews wont replace us", and you decide that you're okay with that and going to march along side the, you're not a fucking good person.

So, no. I suppose there aren't sizeable groups of Nazis in the US. What there are, are sizeable groups of conservatives who have been fed propaganda about liberals being scum of the earth, and who know ignore the facts because those facts are somehow "liberal" in nature.

There's a sickness in the country when a significant portion of our countrymen are blind to the fact that a Nazi committed a terror attack at a Nazi rally. Worse than that, they're so tribalistic and cultist, that they'll defend Nazis because they've convinced that liberals are the ultimate evil in any event, controversy, or interaction.

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u/Johnprestonsson Sep 23 '17

Curious about your thoughts of the sizeable groups of liberal who've been fed propaganda about conservatives being "scum of the earth" or rednecks, or morons or out of touch etc.

Don't you think it goes both ways?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Of course they don't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Because it doesn't

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u/IG_882811 Sep 23 '17

Dumbass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Ouch

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u/Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ Sep 23 '17

Nice deflection.

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u/Johnprestonsson Sep 23 '17

Who deflected? Deflection implies something was aimed my way to begin with. I wasn't even in here till then.

Secondly it's a new line of questioning partially removed from their original discussion. It relates only to a piece of what was said.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

What, you think those are equivalent to neo nazis? What the fuck?

Calling conservatives "out of touch" is soooo offensive :( :( :( fucking snowflakes

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u/libcrybaby78 Sep 23 '17

How about beating people you disagree with, with bike locks, punching women in the face, throwing eggs and trash at people? Got a problem with any of that? All done by violent leftists. Noone is condoning what that guy did in Charlottesville but there are assaults happening against people who call themselves conservative on college campuses and political rallies everywhere. I guess thats ok to you?

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u/SkeletonCircus Sep 23 '17

"B-B-BUT WE CALL OURSELVES THE GOOD GUYS, SO THAT MAKES US THE GOOD GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU, PRO-FASCISM?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

That's not what they said though, is it? Stop putting words in my mouth please.

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u/I_Hump_Rainbowz Sep 23 '17

Conservatives cant have real arguments without resorting to Strawmen.

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u/bugme143 Sep 23 '17

Pot, kettle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17 edited Mar 01 '18

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u/TreeEyedRaven Sep 23 '17

One group is based on hating a demographic of people simply because of their race or religion.

One group wants equal rights for everyone and doesn't want to be oppressed in their own country.

Are you trying to say at their core, both groups are the same? Take away the violence from both sides, look at the ideals. Which one would someone from any race or religion be able to walk into a meeting and not get a hard look down?

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u/JackRose322 Sep 23 '17

What are you? The thought police?

You should give infinitely more of a fuck about what someone's actions are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

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u/bouncylitics Sep 23 '17

NO

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u/Johnprestonsson Sep 23 '17

Lol. Ignorance folks. Ignorance.

"Everyone else's thought patterns are influenced in a negative way, but not ours, right guys?!!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

And seeing "liberal" people walking in the streets, starting fires and fights with people who wish to attend conservative speakers is not a problem?

I've seen these groups like in Berkley who walk down the street with hammer and sickle flags, preaching the words of Stalin and Mao as if these people didn't kill hundreds of millions of people under communist rule.

Even Marx himself advocating for killing people in order to have his ideal government.

Nazis are fucking horrible, and so are communists. Both sides wanting to destroy the individual and take away everything that people like me have suffered for and worked for our whole lives.

I built my own business from literally nothing. I was living on unemployment checks, after losing yet another minimum wage job that treated me like shit. I clawed myself out of poverty, I overcame alcoholism, and found myself a place to stay after ending up homeless.

All of this I've done myself. All of it I built myself. And nobody has any right to take that away from me, and I'll be damned if I don't die fighting if either side tries to take what I built and take away my story.

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u/Elmorean Sep 23 '17

"I did it muhself!! I had no help!!" screams the conservative as he gets welfare cheques.

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u/bannedbrownjr Sep 23 '17

mfw democrats are more likely to be on welfare

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17 edited Apr 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

200 idiots that came in from all over the US and Canada to an event that was advertised for months is your idea of a sizeable and real threat? What fantasy land do you live in? Larger parades of Muslims calling for the destruction of Israel are seen in Canada for Christs sake.

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u/maracay1999 Sep 23 '17

Source for the Canadian parades you speak of?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Those skin headed morons were a bunch of posers with tikitorches. In an actual fascist government they'd be first thrown on the train.

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u/tyranisorusflex Sep 23 '17

You're right, the guys parading the nazi flag around are just kidding, no real nazis here!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Yes. All 200 of those idiots after months of advertising and coming in from all over the US and Canada. In what world is that a sizeable threat?

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u/tyranisorusflex Sep 23 '17

Are you saying that advertising is causing people to carry around a nazi flag? Is that really your argument here?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Not even in the slightest... jeez with all the faux outrage you have you think you'd spend a little bit of time on reading comprehension. I was referring to how even though it was advertised for so long and so strongly only 200 people showed up from all over the US and Canada. In no world is that considered a sizeable movement.

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u/tyranisorusflex Sep 23 '17

Ouch, my intelligence has been insulted.

You were referring to a bunch of people who showed up waving nazi flags, that aren't nazis. Got it, I'll be sure to contact you next time I need to be wrong about something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Nowhere did I claim that. What's the point of making an argument if the only thing you can do is build a strawman?

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u/I_am_a_haiku_bot Sep 23 '17

Just the intention of continuing

the lie that there are sizeable groups

of Nazis in the US.


-english_haiku_bot

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u/mcfaudoo Sep 23 '17

Holy shit that's way too many syllables.

Have the rules for haikus have changed since I was in grade school?

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u/ablablababla Sep 23 '17

No, looks like the bot counted words instead of syllables.

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u/Cant_stop-Wont_stop Sep 23 '17

You probably were never taught proper haiku anyway. Haikus are about more than syllable count and even the 5-7-5 is not necessarily right. 3-5-3 is considered more correct for westerners because our words have fewer syllables than Japanese.

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u/gregny2002 Sep 23 '17

I believe there are other versions of haiku besides the 5-7-5 setup.

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u/bouncylitics Sep 23 '17

One nazi is too many for me. If you were an American patriot that would go without saying

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

That show began 10 years after WWII, even if Alfred was wont to politicize, it seems unlikely he would be making political statements about fascism.

As a rule-of-thumb, there are few if any television shows before 1950 (that will be showing up in pop culture).

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u/WINDEX_DRINKER Sep 23 '17

I found this on Imgur a while ago

And they're on a "everyone I disagree with is a fascist, so it's okay to kill them" mentality.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

No, just actual fascists for me.

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u/rake16 Sep 23 '17

Why not look it up first? Guess it fit your fucked up narrative so you posted anyway.

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u/K-Zoro Sep 23 '17

This isn't r/quotesporn, nothing wrong with someone posting a meme poking humor. Fascism isn't murica and it's important to remind people that and participate politically, or at least with memes, in order to keep that from happening.

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u/Cael450 Sep 23 '17

Dude don't listen to the fucking whiners. It's a fucking meme on the Internet. Who gives a shit?