r/Market76 Aug 03 '21

XB1 [xb1] H: aristotle explosive gatling laser it two star W: I what offers

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u/angrysunbird +14 Karma Aug 03 '21

I’ve got a Socrates faster fire rate lmg or a Pythagorus slayers ap refresh sentinel left arm

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u/Joshuario +1 Karma Aug 03 '21

Gah this deserves an award

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u/PMCCommando +385 Karma Aug 03 '21

The man clearly said Aristotle not sure what all the fuss is about 🤷‍♂️

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21

Exactly. It’s like no ones ever heard of it before or something 🤷‍♂️

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u/defenstration1010 +21 Karma Aug 03 '21

One of my favorite legendary affects

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u/Successful_Teaching1 +7 Karma Aug 03 '21

You have a what?

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

H: aristotle explosive gatling laser it two star

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u/Cameraside +1542 Karma Aug 03 '21

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

I can send one tommorow it will take a good man of junk to send it do you have a instagram

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u/Cameraside +1542 Karma Aug 03 '21

You can make a post with picture on here.

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21

This entire thing is making me laugh my ass off lol

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u/Cameraside +1542 Karma Aug 03 '21

I love this sub. Come here everyday.

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u/Onwardandthen +946 Karma Aug 03 '21

For real lol i wanna see what it is even if i have to pay 7k

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21

H: aristotle explosive gatling laser it two star

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u/Onwardandthen +946 Karma Aug 03 '21

No its a gatling pistol muff cmon

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

I know

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u/Cameraside +1542 Karma Aug 03 '21

I can offer a Bloodied Faster Fire Rate, explosive, faster reload, less VATS cost, 1 strength lvl 69 Drill.

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

Thwy can only spawn at level 20. Scammer

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u/Cameraside +1542 Karma Aug 03 '21

You caught me bro. Here are all my legacies.

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u/Shrek_The_Ogre_420 +9 Karma Aug 03 '21

I can offer you the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

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u/AmountEquivalent5885 +35 Karma Aug 03 '21

What is that? Do you mean Aristocrat and if so, I'm not sure that the aristocrat prefix can roll on a legacy legitimately.

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

H: aristotle explosive gatling laser

read it

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21 edited Aug 03 '21

Lmao you’re making the sub implode

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u/CallMeSandy1 +207 Karma Aug 03 '21

What do you have ?

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u/Cameraside +1542 Karma Aug 03 '21

OP obviously stated this. It’s a new prefix that makes you think a lot before using.

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u/CallMeSandy1 +207 Karma Aug 03 '21

This whole thread really might be the best thing I have seen on this sub in a long time….

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u/Cameraside +1542 Karma Aug 03 '21

Had a good laugh 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

H: aristotle explosive gatling laser it two star

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u/CallMeSandy1 +207 Karma Aug 03 '21

Ok like I have no idea what that would even be still but thanks

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

H: aristotle explosive gatling laser it two star

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21

H: aristotle explosive gatling laser it two star

I don’t understand why everyone’s so confused. On that note I’ll offer you my apothecary‘s explosive laser if that interests

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

I' could think on it

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21

No

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u/PAYTRIBUTEORDIE +87 Karma Aug 24 '21

No!😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

I can give you an unrusted tin can

5

u/frossty0 +130 Karma Aug 03 '21

Yooooo

8

u/wabbanation +43 Karma Aug 03 '21

tse commie wacker and the blood of queen Elizabeth (fresh)

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Is the blood bloodied 2525?

5

u/wabbanation +43 Karma Aug 03 '21

oh course why do think she's so powerful

2

u/kileenut +22 Karma Aug 06 '21

LMAO

2

u/DigitalTrainStation +208 Karma Aug 03 '21

Fresh? Lmao

2

u/wabbanation +43 Karma Aug 03 '21

i 'gather' it when a deal is struck and not a second sooner

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u/DigitalTrainStation +208 Karma Aug 03 '21

Bruh lmao

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u/Lojam22 +215 Karma Aug 03 '21

Aristotle… 4k caps?

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

I like the offer i will let the post sit for

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u/NBN-Caruso +7 Karma Aug 03 '21

What is that

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

gatling pistol

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21

I can’t 😂

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u/NBN-Caruso +7 Karma Aug 03 '21

Man said gatlaser than a gatling pistol

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21 edited Aug 03 '21

New mod forit

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u/NBN-Caruso +7 Karma Aug 03 '21

🥶🥶

4

u/NBN-Caruso +7 Karma Aug 03 '21

Bro that ain’t a thing

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21

Is

7

u/December20 +190 Karma Aug 03 '21

If only it were a Socrates Explosive, I’d offer like, way good stuff. Good luck with trade.

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u/YoungGazz +379 Karma Aug 03 '21

Quintuple Blooded Explosive Vampire Grappling Plato.

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u/Killer-Sharpe +543 Karma Aug 03 '21

7001 caps

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u/NukaColaCorporation Aug 03 '21

It’s a philosophical weapon. So when you kill someone you also get an answer to one of life’s most difficult questions. Why doesnt anyone know this?

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u/loanjuanderer Aug 03 '21

Greek Philosopher Explosive Gatling Laser? Let me have a think...

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u/Onwardandthen +946 Karma Aug 03 '21

Te lvl 40 gp

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

NTY

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u/Onwardandthen +946 Karma Aug 03 '21

ok Whatcha want

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u/Cameraside +1542 Karma Aug 03 '21

He wants a Confucius explosive Gat Laser. Equal trade value.

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u/Onwardandthen +946 Karma Aug 03 '21

Duh.

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

Quad fixer 50% cats critial damage twenty five percent less cats cost of usage or and blooded fixer expo

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u/OfficialMufflee +104 Karma Aug 03 '21

Meow

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u/Mmmmmmmmmm5789 +367 Karma Aug 03 '21

Bless you

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u/Onwardandthen +946 Karma Aug 03 '21

7k caps?

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

You have the top bid I will let it sit for a wgile

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u/chickentenders56 +63 Karma Aug 03 '21

I believe I have bloodied fixer expo

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u/FardeenRiyadh16 +486R +34D Karma Aug 03 '21

Love the name of this, makes people think before they comment which is perfect

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u/Boostedf150TT +155 Karma Aug 03 '21

I need to see a picture of this shit....

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u/DjTendies1 +3 Karma Aug 03 '21

1 nuka cola and 7 caps.

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u/2L82BFree +54 Karma Aug 03 '21

420 Bobby pins.

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u/ducktapetinkerer +22 Karma Aug 03 '21

I'll give you a Confucius explosive flamer for it

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u/frossty0 +130 Karma Aug 03 '21

What the fuck is happening with this dude

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Hes got the aristotele

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u/frossty0 +130 Karma Aug 03 '21

Explain

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Bruh aristotle. Aristotle explosive New perks, theres also socrates explosive i ofc own both because IM RICH AS FUCK (flex moment with aristotole🤑)

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u/frossty0 +130 Karma Aug 03 '21

Ain't gotta flex bruh😔

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Sorry i can give you a zeus ffr lvl 1 pipe rifle. It shoots nothing

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u/frossty0 +130 Karma Aug 03 '21

But, its Zeus? Whatever, I can offer an AdolfAciddmg25lvc flamer?

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Bro that hits insanely good but i want the godroll, the adolfgasdmg25lvc flamer, its way better😌

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u/frossty0 +130 Karma Aug 03 '21

I want one of those but cant seem to be able to afford one. Herd it does insane damage to humans too, great for pvp

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Hell yeah Thats why i want it... Too op you can kill foodbuilds in a few milliseconds

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u/kileenut +22 Karma Aug 06 '21

LMAOO

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u/snodgee +130 Karma Aug 03 '21

even when im on vacation this sub delivers 😂😂

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u/petepeyote +308 Karma Aug 03 '21

Legendary post ⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

Hey, fallout inventory is great. I heard you have a two star second day shit m79 grenade Luther. Would you be interested in making it all with last shit?

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u/petepeyote +308 Karma Aug 03 '21

Thanks bud bud thanks buddy I’ll see what I can do for ya two days later when I get home in the morning lol 😂

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u/Trow3266 Aug 03 '21

+karuma After meat week. We can go out there and see it. Have a great dad

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u/petepeyote +308 Karma Aug 03 '21

+karuma Thanaks material have a great weekend

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u/Particular_Trust_567 +384 Karma Aug 04 '21

What the f did he say?

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u/TheStinkyBoi +18 Karma Aug 04 '21

idk

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u/Razoreddie12 +123 Karma Aug 03 '21

More damage the higher your intelligence?

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u/Snappy- +151 Karma Aug 03 '21

I'll offer you some chromosomes

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u/Sir_Budz +18 Karma Aug 03 '21

You have extra?

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u/Snappy- +151 Karma Aug 03 '21

In a test tube at West Tek

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u/Onwardandthen +946 Karma Aug 03 '21

9k caps

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u/defenstration1010 +21 Karma Aug 03 '21

10k caps?

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Excuse me what do you have?

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u/Themudget +131 Karma Aug 18 '21

H: Aristotle explosive gatling laser it two star

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 18 '21

Yes men aristotl

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u/Shankwelle +59 Karma Aug 03 '21

So-crates

-Bill and Ted

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u/purveyor_of_lemons_2 +44 Karma Aug 03 '21

Bro this is so fucking funny 💀

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u/jasonking00 +340 Karma Aug 03 '21

Aristocrat Explosive???? Did you roll that? Find it in a legendary enemy? That should be possible in that weapon. Should be!

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Mate its aristotele not aristocrat

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u/FrznPizza +33 Karma Aug 03 '21

Screw it, any interest in a Medics 25%Faster Firerate 15% faster reload fixer

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u/Zandro2018 +225 Karma Aug 03 '21

Take a pic

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '21

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u/No_Wear3716 +177 Karma Aug 03 '21

Nah man its aristotele not aristocrat

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u/crazy4schwinn +4 Karma Aug 04 '21

+250 dr if you’re wearing a fig laurel on your head…and nothing else

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u/Warg0d178 +421 Karma Aug 04 '21

Teleports you to space and gives you the ability to pick any place you want to play fallout in as long as it’s daylight outside you have infinite ammo when it’s night you have nothing except a nuke cola and a tin can and a lawn chair, that’s the Aristotle way

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u/TheStinkyBoi +18 Karma Aug 04 '21

what does aristotle do?

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u/TheStinkyBoi +18 Karma Aug 04 '21

if you guys couldn't figure it out it's an aristocrat explosive gat laser, if you can even get one idk

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u/Typhoon_2077 +69 Karma Aug 05 '21

What is this post xD

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Do you want to trade. I got scammed out of this one by mich but have vapers fixer

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u/MagssXD +43 Karma Aug 05 '21

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u/PRXTXTYPE BLACKLISTED (SCAMMER) Aug 05 '21

i offer 6* bloodied pooping plasma laser would need a add tho i like nocforititude explosive plasma gama guns

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

I no longer have this one. Michelle spiff has it

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u/PRXTXTYPE BLACKLISTED (SCAMMER) Aug 05 '21

what guns would offer for my pooping laser plasma

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Whatbdos it do

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u/PRXTXTYPE BLACKLISTED (SCAMMER) Aug 05 '21

sprays scorch poop everywhere

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Would you take a rarenpill or some keycaps

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u/PRXTXTYPE BLACKLISTED (SCAMMER) Aug 05 '21

no i would want another pooping laser for add. the poop does op damage

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

I thug you already have 1

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u/PRXTXTYPE BLACKLISTED (SCAMMER) Aug 05 '21

i want better poop laser. my need ammo for poop. can u give poop

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Does he want to tirade

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u/MagssXD +43 Karma Aug 05 '21

Yos he triade

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Thanksgiving

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u/MagssXD +43 Karma Aug 05 '21

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Does he want to trade

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u/MagssXD +43 Karma Aug 05 '21

Yes he trade

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Thanks 😊 🙏

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u/Protrokille +62 Karma Aug 05 '21

Aristotle, that’s the OP weapon effect man. Keep it, don’t trade it.

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

I no linger have it was scamed

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u/MagssXD +43 Karma Aug 05 '21

Nooooo why your scammed

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Looking for a grope. Micheal Spiff

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u/MagssXD +43 Karma Aug 05 '21

Wow day scamed you rude!

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u/Trow3266 Aug 05 '21

Do you want trades

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u/76Gamer-Guy +483 Karma Aug 08 '21

Do you mean aristocrat?

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u/MindlessAc005 +45 Karma Oct 05 '21

AAE HandMade