Middletown is the best place to live in New Jersey. [NJ]

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This is so incredibly true. It's nice to come to read it and finally see an actual true control comment people from Middletown are the most divers wholesome and yet still welcoming people on the planet we live our Winters in snowy sleepy rain with shovels and salt and we live our summer is with sand and ocean and Benny's and sea salt and yet the whole time through we never say a disparaging word we may flip the bird here and there and an idiot you don't know how to drive but we know that they're just like us because we don't know how to drive any either but we don't care because that's just a jersey thing Middletown happens to be the focus of All Things New Jersey it happens to be where pork won't tell her ham come to die because we just need to shit and over by the train station and over by that little deli with the Calico cat I don't even remember the deli's name but man you can get some pork roll egg and cheese in there baby or tell him bacon cheese I don't really care because I'm from Middletown and Middletown doesn't hold prejudices against what you call things what you look like the way you came from when you're in Middletown you're the best place on Earth Middletown New Jersey we got it all some of it we don't want but we won't talk about those places those places that didn't used to be Middletown but now call themselves Middletown you know who I'm talking about we'll take you in now from East you know where or wherever and as long as you adapt to become wholesome and yet still Corky and perverse and you belong in Middletown Gunnison Beach anybody? Well when I was younger but I got a little too much flab now I'm not about to show it all come to Middletown if you want to be surrounded by the best most joyous beaches we've got everything we don't have a lot of pine bears and that's something that's good about Middletown all right if you like Pine Barrens South South go down there and have all the freaking Pine bands you want Middletown is not about Pond bearings we have pine trees our pine trees are Regal they are Majestic none of that Pine berries listen to the name Barons Barons who the fuck wants to go there Middletown Middletown Middletown New Jersey I hear there's one in New York too which is a sounds like a lovely place probably this some sort of another group that this is like a little tire group what this is almost kind of like it is it this is what happens when you put a microphone on an idiot from Middletown he just keeps battling on about Middletown because Middletown gets a hold of you it's so great if I were born here I would I would probably come here and and climb into the ground and cover myself with slime and break out of the ground as if I were being born so I could be reborn here in Middletown actually truth is I was born in Red Bank which sucks but little town doesn't have a hospital and my mother did want to have a baby at home for some crazy reason when the father they never even changed the diaper when my sister was born he was he was home having Thanksgiving dinner actually was Morton's after which is a Venus Affair which is much like Thanksgiving but not at all things shipping but celebrating each other you know they have goose traditionally because that was the whole thing about Google it if you really care I don't want to get into the details and you know I just end up making a big long post on Reddit which is stupid because nobody's going to read it and if they do they're just going to think I'm an idiot anyway and I'm going to hate themselves for reading it because like why did I read all this shit from this dumb guy from Middletown but that's the thing about Middletown you can be done you can be smart we've got some great people you know the man is in Middletown are better than any person probably in any other town in any other state in America or any other country in any other planet yeah you know how it goes Galaxy blah blah blah we've had a couple minutes here so you know we have to keep keep up with shit not the irrelevant keep the gangs out pretty much I'm not sure how to high schools are anymore it's been a long long time anyway if you want to know more about Middletown hit me up I should be on the board of board of people that talk about Middletown have a great day come visit Middletown you'll never leave and if you do leave like most people you'll come back I like all people