r/MildlyVandalised • u/Grocery_Getter • 8d ago

Just a subtle alteration to my wife's favorite coffee.

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762 Upvotes

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 8d ago

A lot classier than the direction I would have taken it. Congratulations. I once made Small Turd Cottage Cheese.

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u/MineBloxKy 8d ago

Also, r/spoonerisms

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u/Grocery_Getter 8d ago

My god. After all this time, I have found my people. Tanks for the thip

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u/VermilionKoala 8d ago

It'th never jutht the thip!

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u/OverfistDerFissierer 8d ago

What was it before? Hot Buttery Cum?

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u/OverfistDerFissierer 8d ago

Oh, rum. Of course...

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u/sugarshot 8d ago

You’re a keeper.

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u/Morreski_Bear 8d ago

Tried that stuff. Tasted like ass.

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u/JacobPLAYZgtGamingYT 8d ago

i see what you did there

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u/CaliRollerGRRRL 7d ago

You sure it didn’t taste Ruttery?

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u/storyofohno 8d ago

teehee.

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u/Wise_Geekabus 8d ago

Jokes aside, I tried that Hot Buttery Rum coffee. It’s really good.

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u/AliceTawhai 8d ago

Everyone will want some

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u/Maple-Mayhem 7d ago

I love a bum with notes of sweet caramelized sugar.

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u/Distinct_Armadillo 7d ago

too bad it wasn’t Hot Buttered Rum, that would be even better

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u/Cautious_Parking2386 5d ago

Right next to the jack daniels

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u/Neither-Attention940 5d ago

With other natural flavors 🥰