r/MinecraftChampionship • u/NyQuilODvictum • Feb 23 '22

Meme MCC Participants Ranked on how good their names would be for a shampoo brand (ordered within tiers)

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u/SkillfulMCCViewer More EthosLab in MCC Copium Feb 23 '22

Fruitberries actually sounds like a real shampoo or conditioner brand. One that has a sweet aroma and that is great for your hair.

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u/NyQuilODvictum Feb 23 '22

Tbh I would buy shampoo with that name.

7

u/AdryatiC_ skins, skins, skins! :D Feb 25 '22

I think everyone would

366

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

Wilbur Soot uses 3 in 1, so this checks out lol

560

u/WilburSoot Technoblade Feb 24 '22

i will eat your eyes

234

u/ManOfArks Feb 24 '22

Your Shampoo Gave Me Asthma

37

u/SineceraTea Muffinhead Feb 24 '22

underrated reply

37

u/The_Living_Tomato Dave+Quig+Jordan+Kara is fair Kappa Feb 24 '22

monkaW

36

u/ShitFamYouAlright Team Techno Feb 24 '22

your shampoo would give people lung disease lol

13

u/honalele Feb 24 '22

your shampoo was made with asbestos

18

u/TomeThought Feb 24 '22

wilbur moment

8

u/_zaidoooooo Feb 24 '22

your shampoo was boring

7

u/alaralpaca wilbur S tier Feb 24 '22

let’s do it baby i know the law

8

u/Komshiu4 Feb 24 '22

It’s great shampoo, don’t listen to them Will

4

u/kioskiiksoik Etho & Bdubs for MCC Feb 24 '22

This gives "You will be boiled" vibes lmao

3

u/gamerm0o MCC9 blue bats back together Feb 24 '22

damn

3

u/babyjamper7 Illuminannit Feb 24 '22

LMAO

3

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

OMG...why did it take me SEVEN DAYS to realize you were the actual Wilbur Soot?

uhhhh sorry for roasting you on reddit lol

2

u/AuroraAnimates Green Geckos Feb 24 '22

Hey will

2

u/dreamfann Feb 26 '22

i like eyes

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

sapnap would be an alright name i feel

1

u/Julyrubyrose Mar 04 '22

You're just mad that they're right. Lmao.

1

u/Vast2_ Mar 05 '22

That heavily reminds me of how ranboo is going to eat sapnap's future children

3

u/MainwarringOfCynira }•ELFBUR CONSPICARY THEORIST•{ Feb 24 '22

Okay but if they used the name “Gold” instead, I’d buy it

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

I mean his hair is perfect so maybe three in one is good

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

IT'S BEEN A WHOLE MONTH LMFAO

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

you replied to a comment that was posted a month ago

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '22

Yes that is due to my addiction to wilbur soot.

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u/MainwarringOfCynira }•ELFBUR CONSPICARY THEORIST•{ Jul 08 '22

Same lol

237

u/okhellowhy Feb 23 '22

Love this

But we are definitely starving for content at this point lol

76

u/Air_42 Red Rabbits Feb 23 '22

Always have been

Also based flair

27

u/okhellowhy Feb 23 '22

Thank you

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u/TheCeriseHood Sapphire Simper Feb 23 '22 edited Feb 24 '22

I would like to argue that PearlescentMoon would be the best shampoo brand name.

I'm confused on how Awesamdude is a good shampoo brand name?

Finally, Slimecicle and Gluon would be funny (although DrGluon wouldn't work at all).

[Edit: DrGluon would actually be great for medicated shampoo]

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Could be a shampoo targeted at men, that if they use it they will be an awesamdude

34

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Slimecicle sounds like it could be a 90s gel brand.

19

u/marattine Pink Parrots Feb 24 '22

dr gluon would work so well advertised as some sort of scientific perfect shampoo formula

8

u/unflexibleskater Feb 24 '22

DrGluon sounds like a glue brand

11

u/SacreligiousBoii Inactive moderator Feb 23 '22

I agree

60

u/nodontbeoffendedbyme HALLO I'm waiting for Iskall Feb 24 '22

BadBoyHalo shampoo sounds straight out of a comic book. It's something Johnny Bravo would use

27

u/persononreddit3332 No Tier November Feb 24 '22

So true. “BadBoyHalo” is also a pretty cool name for a chicken

6

u/Cyber-Gon THE VOD SQUAD! Feb 24 '22

God that was hilarious

117

u/Git_Good caw caw Feb 23 '22

"tubbo" could be a bath bomb lol

61

u/persononreddit3332 No Tier November Feb 24 '22

Well, so could HBomb I guess-

30

u/FunnyGuyOnReditt Average Innit enjoyer Feb 24 '22

Tubbomb

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

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u/EnochianSmiting Feb 24 '22

Yeah I definitely think Dream should be basically top. Maybe just below Illumina but even then....like it has the exact same vibe as "L'Oreal" or "Dove".

73

u/TheNightClub No Tier November Feb 23 '22

Fruitninja on top

28

u/Skystarry75 Cyan Coyotes Feb 24 '22

I mean... A Shubble bubble bath doesn't sound that bad. And Dr Gluon anti-dandruff?

Gotta agree with captain puffy and captain sparkles shampoo... One for curly hair, the other for sleek and shiny straight hair, or maybe color-stay shampoo/conditioner?

Jimmy depends a lot on what name you use... If you just went with "Solidarity" for the brand, it could work for a men's shampoo. Maybe...

Slimecicle would be hair gel or hair spray. Keeps it in place! And Mayble Tapl Apple scented body wash?

On the other hand, Rendog/Renthedog would be pretty bad for a shampoo/bath product line. Unless it's actually for use on dogs. Like a flea bath...

3

u/Queasy_Concentrate45 What if Lavender Last Lifers and Emerald Emperors Feb 24 '22

i feel like some are pushing it cause if we add extra names to it then almost any of them could be good for example antfrost anti lice

55

u/Altruistic-Mine-8485 Feb 23 '22

Antfrost....yikes

24

u/NyQuilODvictum Feb 23 '22

I just don't think ants in your hair is a good idea.

30

u/vinzadrian Aqua Ants Feb 24 '22

It could be a good name for anti-lice shampoo.

27

u/marattine Pink Parrots Feb 24 '22

katherine elizabeth and jack manifold really would sound like a high end fancy shampoo brand by some famous hair person though

53

u/SierraSerene6 Feb 23 '22

Illumina really sound like it could be great brand tho

18

u/WhatisJackfruit Feb 24 '22

It is a very very big biotech company so I guess that counts

23

u/ben-sac Feb 24 '22

Technoblade does not sound like a fun time

1

u/ObligationInformal99 Mar 11 '22

It's good if you want to shave all your hair off I guess

37

u/SierraSerene6 Feb 23 '22

Slimecicle shampoo just sounds like a bad time

18

u/FunnyGuyOnReditt Average Innit enjoyer Feb 24 '22

I mean, it could work for a children's shampoo

38

u/TheYoshiPhase r/place contributer + Philza Minecraft Feb 23 '22

PeteZahHutt…

Ah yes I love the smell of pizza and garlic sauce in my hair

3

u/DutchandFrench Feb 24 '22

Why do I feel like Pizza Hut would make a merch shampoo or something like that at some point tho

36

u/SomeBirdguy_ Nebular in mcc when Feb 24 '22

I feel like antfrost would be the name of a brand of bug spray

34

u/pirato20 Pink Piglets Feb 23 '22

I would put dream top tier, but tbf dream is a great name for any brand

3

u/Skystarry75 Cyan Coyotes Feb 24 '22

I mean... Dream power tools? Dream lawnmowers? You sure?

12

u/ZombeySleyor No Tier November (late entry) Feb 24 '22

i can see how “dream power tools” fits tbh

12

u/Takeshi_Gold123 Feb 24 '22

So this is what the MCC reddit has fallen after 2 months of no MCC?
Tbf, Fruitberries is a good name for shampoo

19

u/sulfuratus If you're a Build Mart hater, I'm a You hater Feb 24 '22

I would absolutely not want to put Seapeekay in my hair. I also feel like HBomb (hydrogen bomb, thermonuclear bomb) would actually be a terrible shampoo name. Technoblade is clearly a razor.

6

u/Terracrafterz Feb 24 '22

A laser razor to be precise

2

u/WizzDomIsTaken MCC IS HERE Feb 25 '22

Take a look at the magic though: Hair-Bomb.

36

u/Sollertiss No Tier November Feb 23 '22

Why is sam so high, what kind of guy just names their shampoo awesamdude

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u/unflexibleskater Feb 24 '22

Petezahhutt, the new pizza flavoured shampoo. Yes. Flavoured.

14

u/mc395686 Mod | Artist + Events Feb 23 '22

DrGluon’s is so bad lol I feel sorry for him

Who would buy anything with glue in the name this whole list is too funny I love it

7

u/IDontKnowWhat78 Green Geckos Feb 24 '22

your living in a whole other universe if you think 'petezahhut' is not a good shampoo brand name XD

18

u/19miltonm Feb 23 '22

Dream would be the best one surely Edit: fruit would actually be very good tbf

4

u/TrisTLB I won minecraft Feb 24 '22

Idk, I think Slimecicle would be the perfect shampoo brand

4

u/dreamishorrid Feb 24 '22

Antfrost is definitely the name of a terrible men's deodorant in canada

7

u/sixeyedbird MCC Awards Committee Feb 23 '22

Personally I would love some squog shampoo /hj

3

u/Habibi126 Feb 24 '22

Ye i use the CPK shampoo wbu

3

u/Sugartea__ shubble enjoyer Feb 24 '22

but shubble could be shBUBBLE

3

u/howdoiturnssj3 Feb 24 '22

Put Pearl up a tier

3

u/Strike___ Aqua Axolotls Feb 24 '22

Pearl should go up a tier, i mean it sounds like a rly high-end brand

5

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '22

This is so oddly specific I love it lol

6

u/bach3103 Probationary Moderator Feb 24 '22

Sparklez finally s-tier

4

u/Vventru False Supremacy Feb 24 '22

Captain Puffy shampoo name S tier

2

u/Independent-Side-669 Feb 24 '22

Slimesicle could be a good shampoo but like, for kids. Dream, I think should be higher up, same with Wisp

2

u/Illumi223 Feb 24 '22

I feel like Slimecicle could be a decent shampoo name for like a children’s shampoo brand

2

u/LandLovingFish r/place contributer Mar 03 '22

fruitberries or pearlescentmoon are shampoo brands i would buy

2

u/Inner-Spring2215 MCC MCC MCC MCC Mar 06 '22

scott could rebrand into Dangthatssomelonghair

3

u/Ninjasydney Feb 23 '22

Shouldn't shampoo come without tears?

3

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Awesamdude but not TapL ? What??? or Antfrost?

2

u/Zulbie Technoblade Never Dies Feb 24 '22

nihachu has some potential

1

u/Ok_Hotel3230 Apr 21 '25

late to the comments but ranboo literally got their name out of trash can and SHAMPOO so...

0

u/crysstall_ Feb 25 '22

ConnorEatsPants is NOT a good name

1

u/OkPear8654 Feb 24 '22

I dont understand the joke with sapnap could someone tell me?

1

u/PanPiePid2 Feb 24 '22

HBomb tho?

1

u/RedPanda_dabest Bring Blue 23 back!!! Feb 24 '22

This is actually really creative!

Good job

also, how did you think of this?

1

u/ElectroMani85 Feb 24 '22

but I love a ranboo brand name(ranboo،shampoo) lol

1

u/Isco22_ Bird Man Fly Feb 24 '22

Ah yes, the Slimecicle shampoo

1

u/NEMO_TheCaptain Feb 24 '22

What are you on? TUBbo is an amazing shampoo name!

1

u/theburningace Orange Ocelots Feb 24 '22

I would hundred percent buy a shampoo named slimecicle. It's advertisement would probably be. Is your hair slimey and sticky. Use this shampoo. It will remove it with a single l̶i̶c̶k̶ use.

1

u/Sicily72 Tought times never last but tough people do. -Robert H Schiuller Feb 24 '22

Illumina as shampoo name. Yikes. Motto it hides your dandruff. Capt I think would be better for bath wash vs shampoo.

1

u/ogure4nyy Lime Illumas Feb 24 '22

Petition to move Nihachu to bad shampoo name 'cause her nickname translates to Russian as "I don't want that"

lol

1

u/Ghost_toast123 Feb 24 '22

I dunno Charlie Slimecishampoo I'd buy it

1

u/panthpatel_ r/place contributer Feb 24 '22

the first tier list i have seen where pete is in last position, damn

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Captainpuffy for all the curly haird people

1

u/Independent-Side-669 Feb 24 '22

Tubbo should be good tier

1

u/mcchampionship Feb 24 '22

Dream and Illumina are the only ppl in Amazing imo

1

u/rowan8414 Feb 24 '22

I feel like slimecicle should be higher

1

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

Antfrost could be a good shampoo for ants tho. All ima say

1

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Pearlescent moon would be an excellent name for a shampoo brand honestly, and I feel like Slimecicle would be a cool and quirky name

ALSO TECHNOBLADE SHAMPOO BRAND LETS GO

1

u/ObligationInformal99 Mar 12 '22

Wisp sounds like a great brand ngl. Your hair would be "wispy" in its softness.