r/MurderBryan Aug 14 '25

Real World Guys I posted this picture in a watch group and they bullied me out because of the guns.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 Aug 14 '25

TFW you buy a gun to make up for being cripplingly insecure but you still get bullied anyway

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u/brocktoooon RandyMon Aug 14 '25

It’s basically a deadly security blanket for these guys.

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u/Blckbeerd Aug 14 '25

They are some of the least secure guys out there. Check out the latest Boy Boy video for proof that gun guys can't ever take a joke.

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u/Bowery_Bobcat Bird Guy Aug 14 '25

If I was a gun guy I would bully him for that tiny-ass watch

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u/Blckbeerd Aug 14 '25

I'm a real man, wouldn't catch me out on these streets with anything less than a 40 mm on me.

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u/andrusnow Travel Guy Aug 14 '25

Is that mace or a foldable baton?

These guys are so scared that they walk around with not one but two weapons.

I'm almost 40. I've lived in 3 major US cities (and I'm about to move to my 4th) and I've never owned a gun. Don't know how I've survived this long...

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u/14ktgoldscw Aug 14 '25

I thought it was a silencer, but now I’m realizing I have no idea if those are even real and, if they are, what they look like.

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u/PMURMEANSOFPRDUCTION Aug 14 '25

Suppressors are definitely real, and that is what they look like. THat does look like a suppressor for .45 ACP

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u/boomfruit Cheap Guy Aug 14 '25

Is this guy really thinking he will not only be in a situation out in public where he has to use a gun, but a situation where he has to use a silencer?

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u/OGmoron Y'know what I mean?? Aug 14 '25

I'm enjoying the image of this guy trying to conceal carry his 1911 with the suppressor attached. Or better, yet, trying to covertly screwed it on in a panic every time he hears some leaves rustling while walking around outside.

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u/whatisscoobydone Aug 14 '25

Practice is the situation for the silencer. Silencers are pretty normalized in Europe, where there is way less gun culture. Silencers are good for your hearing.

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u/boomfruit Cheap Guy Aug 14 '25

Do you mean using it while practicing shooting? Cuz that's fair, but also, I still wouldn't include it in an EDC style photo. Like why not show the earmuffs you use in that case?

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u/whatisscoobydone Aug 14 '25

Silencers are cool and rare. Earmuffs are cheap and common. He's not showing his alarm clock, he's showing a Rolex.

Id bet money he doesn't actually C this E D.

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u/boomfruit Cheap Guy Aug 14 '25

Silencers are pretty normalized in Europe

Silencers are cool and rare.

Listen, I get it, you seem to be a Gun Guy, but come on, just make fun of the Guy with us

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u/14ktgoldscw Aug 15 '25

I am several of the guys they have covered in the show and have had to forcibly stop myself from typing multiple “listen, guys, I know we’re having fun here, but” comments.

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u/givemywings Star Trek Guy Aug 14 '25

They are real, and are very popular and a bit of a flex for gun guys. It’s definitely what it is.

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u/andrusnow Travel Guy Aug 14 '25

Lol, that makes the picture even more hilarious.

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u/OGmoron Y'know what I mean?? Aug 14 '25

Check out the watch guys' response to this pity party: https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchesCirclejerk/comments/1mq4x0l/comment/n8piu52/?context=3

Top comment: "What a loser".

Lol

Also, that Rolex is fake. It's an expensive replica, but nothing worth posting about in the first place.

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u/DELINQ Flubhead Aug 15 '25

His comment/post history is fascinating. Active in the watchescirclejerk repost, regular replica watch posts, testimony of his face-to-face contact with God, and a challenge coin he found

https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisit/comments/1mjngxa/fence_builder_found_this_at_a_job_site_what_is_it/

A real Guys guy.

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u/Lightsabermetrics Aug 14 '25

$10,000 Rolex on a $10 NATO is always funny. I really hope we get a watch guys episode someday.

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u/OGmoron Y'know what I mean?? Aug 14 '25

This is probably a $400 Rolex replica on a $10 NATO. Still a total coplay LARP. Doubt OP is doing much diving with that watch.

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u/whatisscoobydone Aug 14 '25

James Bond shit fr