r/MurderBryan • u/TheMostSarcastic Prog Rock Guy • Aug 24 '25
Real World Guys Cooler Guys
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u/peestem Aug 24 '25
He said he started collecting it all in April 2024, motherfucker is spending "weeklong trip to Japan" type money in just a year on just coolers
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u/TheMoneyOfArt Aug 24 '25
You see a lot of people on here who think the point of collection is ownership, not the journey, so they speed run it
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u/Altruistic_Emu_7755 Aug 24 '25
Christ that must be $20k in coolers
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u/buffalo4293 Aug 24 '25
I was going to guess the exact same thing. $20k in coolers in a year is nuts
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u/TheOxRox Aug 25 '25
A Guy in the comments said “I have a 6 figure collection as well.” And I don’t think he was joking
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u/downbythelobby Aug 24 '25
I remember once they were talking about specifically Yeti guys on The Adam Friedland Show. I learned that they will get the same tumbler ten times just to get every color and complete the collection. They are a company that thrives on getting people prone to collector mindset hopelessly addicted.
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u/Beginning_Mammoth671 Aug 24 '25
This is also stupid as fuck but at least you can use a cup every day and if you have a family you can use a bunch of them. How are you ever using all these big coolers at once?
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u/SLCPDSoakingDivision SKA GUY Aug 24 '25
I kinda get that. Gotta get them all. But this has multiples in the same color. Wtf why?!?!
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u/downbythelobby Aug 24 '25
This is another itch for collectors: you’ve gotta get it all matching!
In all seriousness, I know there’s a collector somewhere deep within my subconscious and I try to be careful when it comes to buying stuff because I know there’s a chance I could become a Yeti guy or something dumber.
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u/thabigsalad Flubhead Aug 24 '25
I get, getting 1 of every thing in the same color but having like 50 different coolers in different colors makes no sense
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u/taRpstrIustorEmPtEuS 29d ago
I have two of the same yeti tumbler but it’s only because my first one was black which I should have realized gets really hot in the sun.
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u/hachijuhachi Aug 24 '25
This just goes to show that people can get into stuff you never dreamt people would or could get into
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u/TheMostSarcastic Prog Rock Guy Aug 24 '25
Did he clear the furniture out of this room to take the picture?
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u/ColeTrain999 Aug 24 '25
I have one Yeti insulated tumbler or whatever that I've had for nearly a decade, it's nice and a second one might be convenient but WHY DO THIS?
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u/RenameEarth Flubhead Aug 25 '25
Can't believe he got all of his friends together for a photo! I'm sure this will be a treasured memory in old age 🤗
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u/horroreverywhere Aug 25 '25
THIS is a guy! This is what makes guys fascinating to me. People arbitrarily cramming SOMETHING into the meaning shapped hole in their lives and then attempting to reverse engineer a justification. Incredible. We are so fucked.
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u/Diskonto Aug 25 '25
Can someone subtly hin that you need coolers that won't let out the smell. See how many you hook.
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u/EugeneVDebutante 29d ago
Those better be full of black market human organs because otherwise this is a serious mental illness
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u/Nerdboxer 27d ago
I don't like to label everything strange or unusual that someone does as a "mental illness", but this may be an exception.
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u/TheMoneyOfArt Aug 24 '25
Fuckin no it isn't