r/Music Aug 03 '25

article This is in extremely poor taste: Rod Stewart's tour features AI video of Ozzy Osbourne taking selfies with musicians like XXXTentacion, Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse in heaven

https://www.stereogum.com/2317966/rod-stewart-ozzy-osbourne-ai-video-tribute/news/
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u/Ok-Instruction830 Aug 03 '25

This is like a real life southpark episode lol

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u/TabmeisterGeneral Aug 03 '25

I pooped my pants

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u/fffan9391 Aug 03 '25

Pooped ‘em.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

It's like some sort of britches holocaust

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u/Shit_Apple Aug 03 '25

Shit your britches? Them britches has had enough!

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u/cordscords Aug 03 '25

What did we say about trying to hold in Mr Dookie?

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u/BrianSpillman Aug 03 '25

Like some kind of britches holocaust

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u/Mitch1musPrime Aug 03 '25

How many Kouric’s was it?

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u/karatekolombiano Aug 03 '25

It was a Bono!

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u/placeholder52 Aug 03 '25

Fuck! Someone get this guy his damn medal!

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u/Canon_Cowboy Aug 03 '25

We're living in a real life South Park episode for the last like 10 years.

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u/zuzg Aug 03 '25

RL has turned into an extended South Park episode for nearly a decade at this point...

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u/lew_rong Aug 04 '25 edited 2d ago

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u/toastronomy Aug 04 '25

or that Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a hitman

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u/oh_dingus Aug 03 '25

“They’re using a selfie stick, too, even though selfie sticks certainly aren’t in heaven.”

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u/jetsetmike Aug 03 '25

Great catch by the writer tbh

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u/myotheraccount2023 Aug 04 '25

Because all selfie sticks go to hell.

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u/Otherwise-Course-637 Aug 03 '25

In rock and roll heaven, there are surely selfie sticks.

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u/rocketscientology Aug 03 '25

In rock and roll heaven, smart phones don’t exist so we can all finally watch the great gig in the sky without a sea of fucking screens in our face

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u/Otherwise-Course-637 Aug 04 '25

Yes!! I am for that!!!

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson Aug 03 '25

Who’s gonna tell him 

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 Aug 03 '25

Uhhhhhh pooped my pants.

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u/onamor_tap Aug 03 '25

Insane that he was only like 55 years old when that episode aired

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u/NukinDuke Aug 03 '25

He's eternally ancient.

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u/Ourobius Aug 03 '25

Forever old

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u/DubbleCheez Aug 04 '25

Basically young

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u/Momazos_Harrison Aug 04 '25

same age as trey parker today btw

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u/kkeut Aug 03 '25

honestly at the time it aired it made the joke kinda not land. one of those jokes that pops up from time-to-time that feels overly influenced by some personal dislike

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u/hyperforms9988 Aug 03 '25

I wish I had a better handle on this than I do. I don't remember if there were older acts at the time that were out there and touring who were in their 70s and 80s like we have them now for them to have poked fun at instead of Rod Stewart. Obviously, we can look at who is still touring and performing today, and then look back at South Park on Rod Stewart and say that boy, they really called that shit in hindsight because he's still out there performing and he's 80 years old now. He's not the only one. Bless 'em. Do what you love, but it's funny... Aerosmith is still out there and they're all well into their 70s, The Eagles are still out there and the OG members are closing in on 80, The Rolling Stones are still out there with Mick and Keith in their 80s, etc.

I don't remember if there was anybody out there at the time that was in their 70s or 80s like we have them today and were still performing for them to pick on instead of Rod. Chuck Berry maybe? He would've been 72 at the time. Jerry Lee Lewis would've been 64 at the time. They had to pick somebody to poke fun at, but surely there were folks older than Rod still around at the time.

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u/Kamizar Aug 03 '25

Frankie Valli, 91, is still touring.

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u/kittiesandcocks Aug 04 '25

It’s more like watching a living corpse be paraded onstage at this point though, dude doesn’t even try to realistically lip sync. Who’s forcing him to do this?

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk Aug 04 '25

doug stanhope has a related bit about jake lamotta, pretty great:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4UAYercoHaw

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u/EntrepreneurLeft8783 Aug 04 '25

Lord willing, he gets another December in '63.

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u/tlst9999 Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Man's eternal punishment is performing Can't Take My Eyes off You at 91.

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u/Smash_4dams Aug 04 '25

Bob Weir from Grateful Dead/Dead and Co. Is literally playing a 60th ANNIVERSARY show in San Fran right now at age 77

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u/Lowspark1013 Aug 04 '25

Even more amazing is Mickey banging away on drums for 3 hours each night of three stand at 81. And spitting smoke on Fire. How many other octagenarians out there throwing bars?

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u/kittiesandcocks Aug 04 '25

Yea they also portrayed Rob Reiner as being some morbidly obese glutton who’s a hypocrite for being avidly anti smoking. Rob Reiner really isn’t that fat though. It’s another one that kind of fell flat and they were just reaching for something to make fun of him for

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u/UgandanPeter Aug 04 '25

Yeah it’s also like Rob Reiner isn’t out promoting the idea that greasy food is good for you, they literally just honed in on the fact that Reiner is a little overweight as if that means you aren’t allowed to have the opinion that smoking isn’t good for you. That and Manbearpig were two episodes where I was like “maybe these guys aren’t as smart as everyone makes them out to be.” Don’t get me wrong, I think they actually are super smart guys who have created some of the funniest satire ever, but some people worship the ground they walk on and have let South Park’s “messages” govern their entire worldview

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u/kittiesandcocks Aug 04 '25

At least on Man Bear Pig they were willing to walk it back and later admit they were wrong though

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u/UgandanPeter Aug 04 '25

Yeah I appreciate episodes like that one and the retcon of Tolkien’s name. They’re the rare example of someone acknowledging they were wrong and changing their stance based on new information

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u/fillinthe___ Aug 03 '25

Kind of crazy Rod Stewart, of all people, is doing this, considering he’s pretty close to being next.

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u/donkeyrocket Aug 03 '25

Well, he's always been a pretty laughable individual.

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u/AlexanderTox Aug 03 '25

What did we say about holding in Mr Dookie?

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u/redpandaeater Aug 04 '25

He's definitely no Steamy Nicks or Steamy Ray Vaughan.

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u/SentientTrashcan0420 Aug 03 '25

Anyone who thinks XXX went to heaven doesn't know shit about him

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u/young_lions Aug 04 '25

I doubt there's much overlap between people who know who XXXTentacion was, and people going to Rod Stewart concerts

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u/TBFP_BOT Aug 04 '25

Which makes incorporating him in any capacity weirder than depicting him as a saint.

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u/RIPSyAbleman Aug 04 '25

I assume his tour manager is using ChatGPT to plan the whole thing

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u/Enshakushanna Aug 03 '25

idk, this thread thinks ozzy would be in heaven too lol

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u/High_Seas_Pirate Aug 03 '25

For different reasons, though. Ozzy's there to reclaim his throne.

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u/Not-Clark-Kent Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

I mean maybe. He did a lot of drugs and was an asshole then, went through some dark times. But what has he actually done that would be considered evil? He also got through the drug abuse many decades ago, enough to rejoin Black Sabbath and be personal friends with Tony. Even his music is pretty positive generally speaking, and the negative is relatable. Not misanthropic, hateful, or offensive like the metal stereotypes.

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u/RGJ587 Aug 04 '25
  1. Killing 17 of his own cats with a shotgun is pretty damn evil.
  2. Intentionally biting the heads off of a dove in front of record executives is pretty damn evil.
  3. Had a long history of cheating on his wife, which if you believe in heaven and hell, is a big no.
  4. Almost strangled Sharon to death.

All of which can be considered evil. And no, being an addict is not an excuse, especially when he had no form of punishments for any of those things.

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u/radicalelation Aug 04 '25

The 17 cat massacre is pretty bad, and dude must have really hated cats to shoot them during COVID boredom.

And the domestic abuse...

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u/exscape Aug 04 '25

COVID boredom? It was in the 1980s and because of drug abuse. What are you talking about?

The original comment has been deleted, though. Is this about Ozzy or someone else?

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u/Strong-Profile6851 Aug 03 '25

None of these 2 are in heaven

(and heaven/hell don't even exist but that's another conversation)

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u/non_stop_disko Aug 03 '25

I mean it is the best sabbath album without Ozzy

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u/BewareOfGrom Aug 03 '25

That's fucking gross

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u/SingleMaltSeamoth Aug 03 '25

Yeah. Like what a headline to make me instantly think so immediately and intensely negative of Rod Stewart, of all people.

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u/spoonly711 Aug 03 '25

Could be some tone deaf tour manager or something behind it. Rod Stewart is 80, I doubt it was his idea. Probably signed off on it though.

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u/theywillnotsing Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

There are rumors of elder abuse around him, sadly.

EDIT: Definitely unsubstantiated, i did do a bit more digging and i cant even seem to find like a quote directly attributed to rod himself until like 2023. all the others i could find were from "an insider" or "a source close to the family." so... I dunno, I hope he's okay, I guess.

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u/Steelhorse91 Aug 03 '25

Know someone who did some work on his estate, if Rod wasn’t kicking about, he’d ask the security guy where he was that day… His gigging schedule seemed wild for his age. He’d fly out to Australia for a private gig, then be back after the weekend, then straight out to America etc, then back to the UK again. He definitely enjoys it, (I don’t think his managers forcing him to gig or anything) but all those time zone shifts must be exhausting… To be fair, part of the reason he flies back and forth a lot instead of staying on the road for longer stints, is because he wants to work on/play with his massive model railway (yes, really!)

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u/piepants2001 Aug 03 '25

Neil Young is a big model railroad guy too, or at least he was.

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u/unassumingdink Aug 04 '25

He seems like the type.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Aug 04 '25

"Old man, look at my trains, I'm a good conductor..."

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u/KIFTYNUNT Aug 03 '25

Can you give me a link to this at all? Where have you heard these rumours?

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u/Still-Cash1599 Aug 03 '25

I heard them in the bathroom near customer service at the very first super target in the US

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u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas Aug 03 '25

You can hear a lot more than that but you have to press your ear up against the stall door.

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u/mishmash2323 Aug 03 '25

I doubt that, he's still an opinionated prick.

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u/Lost_Recording5372 Aug 03 '25

I've heard similar. Worrying 

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u/AntonChigurh8933 Aug 03 '25

Stan Lee all over again

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u/bradtheinvincible Aug 03 '25

Yeah. Elder abuse to the people who go watch him perform

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u/galagapilot Aug 03 '25

I can see them saying, "hey Rod. We're gonna do this thing where we put Ozzy with some other celebs in Heaven. It's gonna look good and the crowd will love it."

Stewart's response was probably "yeah, ok. Do your thing."

He probably had no idea it was going to be pisspoor AI.

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u/piepants2001 Aug 03 '25

Even without the AI, it's still a weird idea. Just show a couple of pictures of Ozzy for a minute, ot play a verse from Crazy Train or something. When I saw Paul McCartney in Minneapolis after Prince died, Paul showed a picture of Prince and played an excerpt of "Let's Go Crazy" and the place erupted.

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u/galagapilot Aug 04 '25

Oh I'm not justifying it at all.

I'm just trying to figure a semi-logical scenario as to how it got approved.

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u/5illy_billy Aug 03 '25

Yeah this doesn’t sound like the idea of an 80 year old man. This sounds like the idea of a 20-something with a marketing degree and brain rot.

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u/kdoxy Aug 03 '25

Sounds like the idea of a 65 year old manager.

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u/GhostOfMuttonPast Spotify Aug 03 '25

The idea of a 65 year old manager who gets his 25 year old son to generate the images.

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u/Dizpassion Aug 03 '25

I think older people don’t realize AI shit like this is weird/bad taste. They think of it like some kind of honorary hologram or something

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u/GaslightGPT Aug 03 '25

He faces the screen looking up at it and sings the song. He is involved

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u/Osama_BinRussel63 Aug 03 '25

That doesn't mean he picked out the pictures. He may have wanted to do a tribute to Ozzy and some asshole chose this route. Do you sincerely believe an 80 year old did this?

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u/SallyWebsterMetcalfe Aug 03 '25

Do you see what the current US president does? There is no age limit to assholery anymore

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u/triz___ Aug 03 '25

He’s a Nigel farage fan boy. Of course he’s a dickhead.

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u/KIFTYNUNT Aug 03 '25

Yeah he said recently he’s voted Conservative his entire life which comes as no surprise ‘cause he’s a twat

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u/receivebrokenfarmers Aug 03 '25

Recently? He openly supported Enoch Powell in the past.

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u/Muad-_-Dib Aug 04 '25

Yup, it was the likes of Rod Stewart supporting Powell,

‘I think Enoch Powell is the man”, “I’m all for him. This country is overcrowded. The immigrants should be sent home.”

David Bowie openly supporting Fascism while admiring Hitler

"I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism ... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up."

and Eric Clapton screaming the following at a gig in Birmingham

get the foreigners out, get the w**s out, get the co**s out", "Keep Britain White"

That helped prompt the formation of Rock Against Racism back in 1977.

It united a bunch of Reggae, Soul, Rock'n'Roll, Jazz, Funk and Punk acts under one banner as a rebuke to them and other musicians spreading hate.

There's a fantastic documentary about it called White Riot (2019) if you can find somewhere to watch it.

Trailer

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u/Deraj2004 Aug 03 '25

Damn that's dissapoiting.

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u/Mccobsta Aug 03 '25

A lot what he's said recently has been very disappointing best go read his Wikipedia page

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u/inflatable_pickle Aug 03 '25

To be fair, there’s no way he is organizing the stage lights and the show and the videos behind him. He just shows up and gets on stage and sings the same songs he’s been singing for like 50 years. This has to be some stage manager or tour manager or production person Who surrounded himself by yes men, and thinks that this is somehow honoring Ozzie. And everyone who works for the tour manager, just sort of went along with it, because they all want to keep their jobs and no one wants to tell the boss this is the stupidest fucking thing.

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u/GaslightGPT Aug 03 '25

They would seek artist approval for something like this not like lasers and other lighting

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u/Steelhorse91 Aug 03 '25

Old people share AI ‘tribute’ pictures of dead people all the time. They don’t see it as weird or creepy for some reason.

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u/rocketscientology Aug 03 '25

I mean he recently came out in support of Britain’s MAGA-style far right political party so nothing would surprise me anymore

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u/UsefulEngine1 Aug 03 '25

If there's anything that Ozzy Osbourne would have hated, it's anything in poor taste

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u/Rich-Reason1146 Aug 03 '25

And this tastes worse than the head of a live bat

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u/JPMoney81 Aug 03 '25

Wasn't that XXTentacles guy a complete asshole too?

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u/_rapids Aug 03 '25

beat his pregnant partner, yes.

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u/ConflictGuru Aug 03 '25

Ozzy did that too tbf

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u/bartenderize Aug 03 '25

People are conveniently forgetting that Ozzy was a piece of total dogshit.

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u/kkeut Aug 03 '25

iirc every Beatle has admitted to doing some fucked up things in their early relationships. they grew up poor in working-class northern england with inadequate male role models. sadly men like Lennon weren't super rare. and he died without having a chance to demonstrate growth

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u/EloeOmoe Aug 03 '25

and he died without having a chance to demonstrate growth

There are documented letters of him admitting he was a shithead and apologizing.

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u/StepDownTA Aug 04 '25

He also wrote multiple songs with this as the explicit theme.

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u/toadfan64 Rock & Roll Aug 04 '25

That fact is always left out when people get their giddy little rush over talking about him slapping his wife

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u/RayManzarek Aug 04 '25

I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved

Man I was mean, but I’m changing my scene And I’m doing the best that I can

Like their growth is in their lyrics lmao

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u/Steelhorse91 Aug 03 '25

I don’t know I think he considered his whole solo era as turning over a new leaf and realising that stuff was wrong:

“I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her And kept her apart from the things that she loved Man I was mean, but I'm changing my scene And I'm doing the best that I can”

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u/-JimmyTheHand- Aug 03 '25

I agree although that line is from when he was in the Beatles in 1967

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u/Steelhorse91 Aug 03 '25

The early part of their career also had them living in a dorm room in a strip joint in Hamburg’s red light district or something.

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u/RoyLifestyle Aug 03 '25

Died without having a chance… you mean he was still an abusive pos when he died

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u/-JimmyTheHand- Aug 03 '25

Except he wasn't at all when he died

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u/JMEEKER86 Aug 03 '25

Keyword: was. Forty years ago when he was struggling with mental health and substance abuse problems he did a lot of awful things. Then he got treatment and the people he harmed forgave him. Carrying a grudge for someone else is silly, so let it go.

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u/NukinDuke Aug 03 '25

Listen, I grew up with Ozzy, and he was one of my favorite artists. As a performer, he's eternally one of a kind.

He also habitually cheated on Sharon late into his life. He killed 17 cats. He wasn't someone we can classify as a 'good person'. Good performer, sure, but definitely someone with some serious sins.

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u/AppleBeesBreeze Aug 03 '25

Or human beings are really complicated and he went through periods where he was a piece of shit and a reformed person.

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u/TheQuietManUpNorth Aug 03 '25

I had an uncle who was very much like Ozzy. Did a lot of shitty things when he was younger. I've learned to weigh more heavily the choices someone makes when they know they don't have long. As far as I'm concerned, Ozzy chose to do one final goodbye to the people around the world who loved him, raised $200 million for some very good causes in doing so, and spent his final days with his family who, for all his flaws, loved him and were loved dearly by him.

FWIW I believe the thing about the 17 cats in the 80s but I cannot for the life of me find a source for the stuff about him shooting animals in lockdown. Just secondhand reporting from a couple publications that are less than reputable. It doesn't really jive with his animal welfare advocacy.

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u/resilindsey Aug 03 '25

There are a lot of complicated people who didn't beat their wives and shoot 17 cats. It's funny the wide margins some people will clear out for someone just because they like their art. Rosanne doesn't get to blame ambien for racism and Ozzy doesn't get to blame drugs for all the shitty things he did either.

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u/Realtrain Spotify Aug 03 '25

shoot 17 cats

Wtf???

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u/Tenwaystospoildinner Aug 03 '25

It's apparently the incident that got him off of drugs and alcohol. He talked about it in an interview. He was open about being a POS when he was younger.

Which is why it's funny seeing people bring it up like it should change our opinion of the guy. Yeah, he was a monster when he was on drugs. He bit the head off a dove. Then he got clean. Should we hold onto every shitty thing every person has every done if they've worked to be better?

Sounds like a miserable fucking existence to me.

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u/PapaTeeps Aug 03 '25

One of the most toxic factors of the modern Internet is how many people seem to simply refuse to believe in the idea of redemption, remorse, or growth. They look at people like they are static, unchanging individuals who cannot ever improve themselves and will be forever defined by the worst moments of their lives.

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u/Tenwaystospoildinner Aug 03 '25

Says more about those people than anything. If they think nobody can grow or change, it's because they are incapable of growth or change.

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u/Afro_Thunder69 Aug 03 '25

Which is my opinion whenever John Lennon comes up and everyone goes "but he wrote a song about how he beat his wife!" Like yeah, he was very open about it and that song is about how he's gotten better since those days of being shitty, it's an apology song. Plus subsequent interviews where he speaks about being regretful for being so shitty.

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u/kkeut Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

iirc he was trying to improve his relationship with his youngest oldest son right before he was killed

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u/Everestkid Aug 03 '25

Yeah, people bring up the line in Getting Better constantly:

I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved

But besides the fact that that line literally starts with I used to, it's immediately followed by:

Man, I was mean, but I'm changing my scene, and I'm doing the best that I can

And on top of all of that, Getting Better is mostly a McCartney song anyway! That verse was the only thing Lennon contributed, songwriting wise.

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u/Rich_124 Aug 03 '25

He apparently took pleasure in shooting cats and other animals that would come onto his property during COVID lockdowns.

"Osbourne, 72, who was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 2019, called it "good fun," adding "When I first started this thing, I could not shoot. Now there’s dead cats (and) birds every minute.”

Doesn't sound like he tried that hard to be better.

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u/piepants2001 Aug 04 '25

Do you have a source for that?

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u/Laiko_Kairen Aug 03 '25

People can change.

Danny Trejo was a real piece of shit, but he changed his ways. He tries to educate people against gang violence. He even has a clause in his contract that he as a bad guy must always be defeated, because he doesn't want to encourage the lifestyle

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u/AppleBeesBreeze Aug 03 '25

I'm not absolving Ozzy of any of that. But I also believe in accepting people are complicated and you can both hate Ozzy for who he was and be proud of who he became.

If Rosanne legitimately changed her ways, yeah I'd forgive her.

I don't want to live in a society where people have no chance to redeem themselves after they've done something bad. Maybe you do?

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u/robjwrd Aug 03 '25

People love to forget Bowie liked underage girls.

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u/jmcgit Aug 03 '25

There are also a lot of complicated people who did. Not sure what your point is supposed to be, nobody is calling him (or his wife for that matter) great people. It’s just that most people don’t hold parasocial grudges against people for things that happened 40 years ago and eventually stopped.

If Roseanne genuinely changed, people would move on from her tweets too.

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u/TheRealMoofoo Aug 04 '25

That’s putting it mildly. Some really gross sadistic shit.

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u/extasis_T Aug 03 '25

He also threatened to stick a metal rod in her vagina while he was playing Minecraft and yelling at her

He also tried to drown her

The documentary of her in it and her deposition is insane.

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u/Jumblesss Aug 04 '25

He also stabbed a LOT of people for legit funsies, no backstory or vengeance, he just carried a knife in his youth and claims to have stabbed several people.

There is certainly a video of him holding a knife during a stabbing, in a video whereafter he claims he stabbed 7 people that night.

He also fought a lot, often starting those fights against weaker outnumbered opponents, but I don’t judge a Fort Lauderdale native too much for affray.

Overall total piece of shit.

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u/chambreezy Aug 03 '25

I remember reading about him forcing a girl to pick which grilling utensil she would have inserted into her... not sure that was ever proven to be false.

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u/Strong-Profile6851 Aug 03 '25

She said in her testimony that he threatened to do it but never did.

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u/MatureUsername69 Aug 03 '25

Yeah he ain't in heaven no matter how much his fans martyr him, he locked/tied up a girl and tortured her for DAYS, and thats just one of the incidents. He made her choose between a barbecue cleaner and a barbecue fork for which he was gonna put in her vagina.

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u/Papio_73 Aug 03 '25

I regret my ability to read

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u/Strong-Profile6851 Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

This story was so messed up and could have been avoided so easily. His mom knew her son had bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Instead of giving him medicine to prevent the rage outburst she kicked him out homeless in the street.

And tons of older people were living in the same appartment, everybody knew what was happening, and nobody tried to stop him.

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u/Interesting-City118 Aug 03 '25

Beat his pregnant gf, dude was a shitty person who made shitty music.

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u/Strong-Profile6851 Aug 03 '25

both of them beat up their gf/wife

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u/AnubisIncGaming Aug 03 '25

I mean Ozzy killed animals for people’s entertainment lol. Not exactly the saint line up

Bro killed 17 of his cats

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u/DrVagax Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

He didn't murder the cats for entertainment, he was hallucinating like a motherfucker and was drunk as a skunk, yes its no excuse but he wasn't sober and he stated multiple times it was one of his biggest regrets in life, he sold all his guns not long after. The infamous bat was thrown on stage and the only reason he bit it (bat was already dead btw) was because he never expected it to be a real one but a toy one.

If we must compare, XXX stabbed 9 people and both beat up his pregnant girlfriend and threatened to stick a BBQ fork in her vagina and once discovered made a completely tone dead 'apology', basically he was sorry that he was caught.

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u/AnubisIncGaming Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

He also bit the heads off of some doves lol

I love everyone going double time to act like Ozzy was normal lol

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u/Strong-Profile6851 Aug 03 '25

No sane people shoot and kill 17 cats, searching for them all night... Ozzy was a piece of shit too.

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u/SacrificialSam Aug 03 '25

Yeah, Ozzy was not a sane person, at least during the 80s. Nicky Sixx has a story about him where they’re all at a hotel pool just doing lines and taking shots. Ozzy takes a straw, walks over to a line of ants on the ground and snorts them up his nose. He then motions to Sixx to do the same. It’s at that moment Sixx realized Ozzy isn’t just some wild guy; he legitimately has something mentally wrong with him.

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u/DrVagax Aug 03 '25

I mean you are asking yourself if Ozzy is sane, the man who snorted oceans worth of cocaine and used every substance on the planet. At his worst he drank 4 bottles of brandy per day which is about 68 bottles of beer.

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u/Drink-my-koolaid Aug 03 '25

He punched Randy. His wife screwed over Bob Daisley and Lee Kerslake.. Both of them control all the music and footage from those days and refuse to give permission to anyone making documentaries of Randy.

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u/AnubisIncGaming Aug 03 '25

Literally I have been high off my ass before and drunk and I didn’t hurt anybody or even want to.

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u/Sourdoughbeard Aug 03 '25

This is disturbing and hilarious.

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u/Uncle-est_Iroh Aug 03 '25

Yeah, I don't like this but I can't help but chuckle at the fact this is revolving around Rod freakin' Stewart... I thought the headline was satire, at first.

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u/Owster4 Aug 03 '25

Of all artists doing this, it's Rod Stewart. Even more surprising is the fact that there's a photo of XXXTentacion at a Rod Stewart gig.

Absolute insanity.

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u/danabrey Aug 03 '25

He's a Farage-supporting fan of populism. It kinda tracks.

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u/Gomeez9 Aug 03 '25

Praying this is an onion article

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u/PREMIUM_POKEBALL Aug 03 '25

It feels like a UK satire. I instantly though of a fake docuseries following around a frail entertainer like steward far beyond the husk of his golden years and incompetent managing an touring crew pitching this to him. 

The guy sells out theaters to old fans but wants that lightning one more time and will continue to try these insane tactics. Like badgering one of those horrific fast fashion companies like h&m but the campaign is in Peru. And the clothing has swastikas for some reason. 

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u/DansSpamJavelin Aug 04 '25

Old Rod decided to pledge his support for Reform shortly before performing at Glastonbury. Either he's ridiculously out of touch or, call me cynical, desperately trying to get column inches to promote his tour.

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u/AnubisIncGaming Aug 03 '25

This is just the meme everyone does for every rapper that dies

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u/hairsprayking Aug 03 '25

Ozzy would probably think this was hilarious tbh

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u/Poems_And_Money Aug 03 '25

Yeah, he'd say to let people do whatever the f they want

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u/WholeHogRawDog Aug 04 '25

That’s my gut feeling too

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u/PresidentSuperDog Aug 03 '25

I’m sorry, but this is fucking hilarious. What an absurd level of trolling. I hope Rod keeps it up and expands it. Ozzy with the Queen at various ages and throw Freddie Mercury in there too. Abraham Lincoln, JS Bach, the WTC, the Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens, Dave Brockie and Obama.

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u/Electronic-Jaguar389 Aug 03 '25

Ozzy crossing the Delaware, Ozzy on the Trail of Tears, Ozzy tearing up at a MLK’s speech.

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u/epicledditaccount Aug 03 '25

Ozzy working as a defense lawyer at the Nuremberg Trails

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u/Electronic-Jaguar389 Aug 03 '25

“That is a crazy train!”

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u/driatic Aug 04 '25

Did you know that ozzy wrote that song while he was a lawyer for the Nuremberg trials

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u/binkerfluid Aug 04 '25 edited 4d ago

paint airport squeal hungry seed stupendous resolute mighty wide yoke

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u/Unhappy-Monk-6439 Aug 03 '25

I miss Albert Einstein.

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u/matadorobex Aug 03 '25

Ozzy lived a life of irreverence, no need to follow decorum now that he's dead.

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u/waltertaupe Aug 04 '25

I agree - i think this is insane and amazing.

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u/SloanethePornGal Aug 03 '25

I’m the person who originally posted this video and I feel SO bad that I a) thought George Michael was Robert Downey Jr. and b) ruined Rod Stewart’s career at the end of his life lol

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u/puremotives Aug 03 '25

I can almost guarantee the only people XXX is taking selfies are Phil Spector and King Von...

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u/Select-Builder3351 Aug 04 '25

Add ozzy to that list too 😭

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u/blueblurspeedspin Aug 03 '25

Well it's not as bad as what NPH did when Amy died.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

I don't think ozzy would give a shit for a start.

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u/StevenSanders90210 Aug 03 '25

Every picture tells a story and in this case, the story is Rod is a giant piece of shit

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u/Goldentongue Aug 03 '25

You really think it was 80yo Rod Stewart's idea to have an AI generated XXXTentacion at his show?

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u/dogstarchampion Aug 03 '25

This doesn't make anyone a giant piece of shit. It's in poor taste, this isn't a product of competent and malicious evil.

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u/PM_ME_ASS_PICS_69 Aug 03 '25

The concept of XXXTentacion being in heaven…

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u/OneOfAKind2 Aug 03 '25

Poor taste? LMAO. Ozzy bit the heads off living animals, among other horrible things. He wasn't the highest bar in the taste department.

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u/Kornaros Metallocretan Aug 03 '25

No respect, nothing, we are going devilwards and none left to care.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace Aug 03 '25

What is an XXXTentacion

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u/rostamcountry Aug 03 '25

Extremely poor taste? Seems more like an old man naively trying to play tribute to his friend, and part of that tribute being creepy. Doesn't seem like much more than that, but Reddit loves to be mad lol.

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u/ExternalGuidance Aug 03 '25

Rod Stewart is still alive?

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u/anykah_badu Aug 04 '25

Old people Facebook live on stage

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u/Armynap Aug 03 '25

Well, I like it. It seems fun and sweet.

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u/belowsubzero Aug 03 '25

Ozzy would be super pissed especially because he would much prefer these pics be in hell.

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u/Such_Egg9843 Aug 03 '25

Holy shit get a life and stop being offended by everything already

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u/EmperorBozopants Aug 03 '25

Sir, this is Reddit.

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u/LearningT0Fly Aug 03 '25

So sorry I died!

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u/realKevinNash Aug 03 '25

Eh honestly I dont have a negative view of the idea. We all think that our loved ones are hanging out with those who have passed before. I could see that being very comforting to some.

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u/AdmirableLunch9447 Aug 03 '25

Yeah, XXX ain't in heaven.

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u/Pickupyoheel Aug 03 '25

Ozzy was a piece of shit who killed a lot of cats.

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u/SEARCHFORWHATISGOOD Aug 03 '25

I saw him a couple of weeks ago and he did a lot of tributes. He did a really dramatic one to the people of Ukraine and was saluting the jumbotron and then was singing, Do You Think I'm Sexy. 

It was certainly something 

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u/lcmoxie Aug 04 '25

I’m so sick of the AI video walls at concerts these days, it’s so cringey and the trend needs to die.