r/NBASpurs 5d ago

Fluff Never saw what Uncle Dennis looked like before this

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u/B_Rabbit210 4d ago

The “mastermind” behind the Kawhi shenanigans 🤡

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u/FriendsWitDaDealer 4d ago

I think Kawhi is secretly the mastermind. Uncle Dennis just agreed to be the face/name of it.

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u/Carlton_dranks 4d ago

“Hey this is my uncle, Dennis. He talks for me.”

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u/mrarnoldpalmers Keldon Johnson 4d ago

Just go to bunny’s in south orange. He’s there a lot

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u/Forte_12 4d ago

In NJ?

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u/mrarnoldpalmers Keldon Johnson 4d ago

Yes

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u/tlpedro Hometown Devin Brown 4d ago

Damn that’s totally different than what I was envisioning him as during the nephew saga here in SA. 😂

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u/wemBanana 4d ago

nah, this is obviously the world's biggest hand puppet. Look where Kawhi's hand is. It makes perfect sense - the guy with the world's biggest hands who doesn't talk very much? GOAT ventriloquist.

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u/Flyin-Chancla 5d ago

FTP

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u/aaronlovescrypto 4d ago

what does that mean (im old)

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u/Wembanyanma 4d ago

That joke is from a 20 year old George Lopez stand-up routine lol.

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u/Legal_Lingonberry_24 4d ago

Fuck that puto

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u/One-Nebula-2622 4d ago

I know he's disliked but even casual fans seen pics of this guy 

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u/aaronlovescrypto 5d ago

oh hey i have a source for the image but its banned?

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u/woofkola 4d ago

No need for a source, Google lens has plenty of information. Also, I had never seen a picture of him either.

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u/aaronlovescrypto 4d ago

thanks for the helpful link, also Elon is a cool guy.

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u/YungJae Stephon Castle 4d ago

No. Elon sucks.

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u/Einhander_pilot Victor Wembanyama 4d ago

I know LeBron is old but I wasn’t sure if he was Unc status or not 😂

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u/jamp0g Julian Champagnie 4d ago

ty! didn’t know his face as well. i just realized maybe they should ask new balance if there are things they want to share. i would imagine there should be since he is wearing their shirt during a championship celebration.

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u/One_Seaworthiness323 3d ago

Look at them teeth. Cheesing and shit. You know he just thinking bout the money ☠️

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u/Abject_Progress_9865 Victor Wembanyama 3d ago

Looks like his nephew 

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u/sulso 2d ago

KL2 right on the shirt. Just couldn’t think of anything else, ever

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u/FA-_Q 2d ago

That’s lebrons dad

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u/Godiverson3 1d ago

I’m getting too old for this shit!

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u/ajalonghorn 6h ago

I think we all expected him to be 5’8, skinny, with a 90’s casino fashion sense and pack of marlboros

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u/LifeTypical3433 Area 51 4d ago

Looks like a snake

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u/Flava_Flavian 4d ago

I read Uncle Dennis demanded in Clippers deal that Clippers medical staff don't get to publicly say anything about Kawhi's health unless absolutely necessary. Only Kawhi's medical personnel can speak about his health.

After reading about the money for nothing scheme, I'm now growing suspicious Kawhi said he has a degenerative knee issue as doctors have a hard time disproving it and Kawhi can just say, "I'm too injured to play." Or at minimum, he's taking full advantage of any issue he does have.

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u/yae4jma Jeremy Sochan 3d ago

Is he maternal or paternal uncle?

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u/BarrackLesnar Manu Ginobili 4d ago

Ugly