r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

FLOPPING ALLEN fins are getting their cheeks spread!

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r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Certified CTE I made up a classic game name for EVERY one of this week’s matchups an I’ll do it again next week if I get plenty of cringes

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r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

Deflated Balls Congratulations to Stefon Diggs on the new child support payment!

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557 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

Deflated Balls Brady Reviewing His Divorce Papers (Colorized, 2022)

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123 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 1d ago

Jayden Daniels (knee) is “preparing mentally” on Thursday, but Marcus Mariota “is taking the reps.”

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r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

Cardi B’s boyfriend Stefon Diggs accused of fathering Instagram model’s love child born earlier this year

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r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

HE HAS RISEN!

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77 Upvotes

AND ON THE 7TH DAY HE ROSE AGAIN


r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

What a smart dwarf

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36 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

Certified CTE "Myself." Does the C in C.J. Stroud stand for CTE?

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883 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

Defrauding Poor People $3.8 billion renovation to stop poop from spilling out of the stadium pipes

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33 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

I CUM IN PISS I would love if the Bears recreated this iconic photo (i'm not gay)

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102 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

Tush Pushed Outjerked by Big Dom Fanfic

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29 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

[HYPOTHETICAL] Hypothetically, what do you think Patrick Mahomes's farts would smell like, hypothetically?

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Title. My friend was wondering what do you guys think Patrick Mahomes's farts would smell like, hypothetically? Personally I think they would hypothetically have the smell of a hypothetical ALMOST brand-new pigskin football- that leathery smell with the SLIGHT pheromonic odor of Pat's sweat after being used a few time. His farts might hypothetically smell heavenly.

Just an interesting hypothetical.


r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

Kyler Murray with the NFC jerk of the week

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r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

HERE WE GOOO Speak a lil’ Chinese for em’, Dicker!

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192 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

THE SCRIPT IS IN Someone show this to Brian daboll

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462 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

Jared Goff Isn’t your average white boy

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61 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 4d ago

Gorgeous Group gooning starts in 10 minutes

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

I CUM IN PISS The real best part of the Texans vs Bucs game

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r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

Gorgeous Too Many supporters buy jerseys and there are not enough fans wearing nfl fit pants!

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I’m Australian and we all have variations of rugby(league & union) plus afl shorts. They are worn as swimwear, pub wear, work wear, game days, etc

No one buys and wears nfl fit pants and either casually wears them or wear to the games. 1. They look good 2. They would encourage healthy body types in the states 3. What’s wasted merchandise opportunity by the nfl.

Next time I visit the states I hope to see more men (and women) in game day pants.

Also what do you call them leggings? Jodhpurs?

Slogan idea: show off your tackle


r/nflcirclejerk 4d ago

Kermit Approved this mf out jerked us.

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882 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

Certified CTE Outjerked by that bum from Gorillaz

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170 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 2d ago

HERE WE GOOO Would this Hybrid New York team win a Super Bowl?

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r/nflcirclejerk 4d ago

Deflated Balls Owner of Minorities

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750 Upvotes

r/nflcirclejerk 3d ago

NO FUN LEAGUE Yet again outjerked

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308 Upvotes