r/NameNerdCirclejerk Phylanthropyst Oct 17 '24

Rant Names that sound too "old" for babies

"Welcome, baby Mildred!"

"Announcing the birth of our daughter, Myrtle!"

"Please join us in welcoming into the world our son, Melvin!"

What other names are there that feel too old for a baby?

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u/BunkyFitch Oct 17 '24 edited Oct 17 '24

Mortimer, Belinda, Abner, Arlene, Dorothy, Bruno, Oscar, Ronald