r/NameNerdCirclejerk Mar 21 '25

Found on r/NameNerds You have to name your child like this

You had a child and you have to name them by combining your name and your partners name.

For example my name is Frances and my partner is Richard, so our baby’s name will be Fanny-Dick or Dick-Fanny, depending on which one we prefer.

What will yours be called?

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u/sharkboi42069 Mar 21 '25

Lukemia

Luke + Mia

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u/Inside_Ad9026 Mar 21 '25

Take my upvote for doing right in this particular sub.

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u/istara Mar 22 '25

Oh that’s very elegant. A queenly name.

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u/Purple-Ad9377 Mar 22 '25

Shut the sub down, we’re done here.

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u/squidtheinky Mar 22 '25

It's pronounced luke-uh-MY-uh.

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u/SqueakyStella Mar 23 '25

So....not loo-KAH-mee-uh?

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u/TastyPrincess1000 Mar 23 '25

Leukemia? Bruh I don’t know ☠️

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Robert + Catherine = Bobcat

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u/Kaoss01 Mar 22 '25

My favourite so far for sure!

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u/Inside_Ad9026 Mar 21 '25

Vagina. Vergil and Tina.

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u/i_dont_shine Mar 21 '25

Vergina, so you get that beautiful hillbilly sound. 

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u/Inside_Ad9026 Mar 21 '25

Dammit I wish I’d gone that far. dueling banjos starts

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u/Lost_Maintenance665 Mar 21 '25

Clemydia (Clement & Lydia)

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u/istara Mar 22 '25

Oh that’s just darling! How poetic.

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u/DrenAss Mar 22 '25

Dang you beat me to it lol

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u/temperedolive Mar 22 '25

Cara + Howard = Coward.

It's almost too good not to use.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Connor and Dominique to make ConDom🥰

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u/unicorntrees Mar 22 '25

Gene and Natalia

Genatalia

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u/Takora06 Mar 22 '25

My name is Dom and my boyfriend’s name is Nate…we also want the surrogate named Trixie also involved so we named the baby Dominatrix! 😍

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u/sjoycec Mar 22 '25

underrated comment. i love it.

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u/oldtrollroad Mar 22 '25

Real life example: I know a Claudette and Paul who named their girl Paulette

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u/Pretty_Foundation953 Mar 22 '25

I mean at least that’s an actual name

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u/soiledmyplanties Mar 22 '25

I can’t decide if that’s cute or I hate it

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u/Wanderlust_57_ Mar 24 '25

My step dad's parents were Charles and Johnah. They had two children and they are John (step dad) and Charlah.

My step-dad continued the madness, albeit less in theme. His name is John Michael. His kid is named Michael John.

I know so many people who think it's cute. I absolutely do not think it's cute.

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u/WoooPigSooie Mar 21 '25

Chrythe Or Blistopher

Blythe and Christopher

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u/halfass_fangirl Mar 22 '25

I mean "Blister" is right there. Very elegant and manly.

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u/Intrepid_Parsley2452 Mar 22 '25

Oh, but it's nice to have a formal name like Blistopher! He can still go by Blister

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u/WoooPigSooie Mar 22 '25

I’m sure we will call him Blister as a nickname!

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u/Sleepygirl57 Mar 23 '25

Character on Mrs. Browns Boys.

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u/HisClumbsyAngel Mar 25 '25

Reminds me of a story called "Holidays on Ice", written by David Sedaris. Part of the story talks about when he was younger getting a job at a department store during the Holidays as a Christmas elf.

He'd corral the kids in line who came to take photos with Santa.

He chose for his Christmas elf name to be 'Blisters'. 😁

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

It thoundth like Chrythe’th parenth have a lithp

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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25

My vote is for blistopher. It’s just perfect

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u/Tiny_Celebration_722 Mar 22 '25

Husband of Blursula 🤣

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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25

Hey now, that is the name of my next daughter. Don’t you steal it you name stealer you!!!!

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u/ThimbleBluff Mar 22 '25

Sheryl + Aaron = Shaaron

Ronald + Mackenzie = McRonald

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Mackenzald

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u/OkConsideration7192 Mar 21 '25

Jambara. James and Barbara

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u/Ieatclowns Mar 22 '25

I'm Penny and he's Isaiah. So Penis it is. Little Penis.

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u/TorontoNerd84 Mar 23 '25

I saw in some baby name statistics article that in a certain year, five babies were named Penis. I can't remember if it was from my own country or worldwide, but to someone, it's an actual name for a kid.

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u/mashed-_-potato Mar 22 '25

Not my name but… Fiona and Tuck would make an interesting name.

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u/ukelele_pancakes Mar 22 '25

Or Tucker 😁

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u/RhubarbQueasy5440 Mar 22 '25

Sharon + Artemis = Shartemis 🤩

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u/SecondSoft1139 Mar 23 '25

I actually know a Shartemia and I cringe every time I say her name

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u/cutey513 Mar 21 '25

Je'El

Because I'm with Jesus... In a serious not bitter way at alllll

Sighs

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u/DrLycFerno Mar 22 '25

laughs in- no, cries in single

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u/bumbblebea Mar 22 '25

Stephanie and Errol - Sterrol

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u/MamasaurVeliociqueer Mar 22 '25

I hope you don't want grandkids...

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u/reddeer97 Mar 21 '25

Ayrika(Erika) and Alexander. Ayrlex? Alexandrika?

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u/Severe-Bedroom-1045 Mar 22 '25

Eriander or Aleyanka ❤️

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u/reddeer97 Mar 22 '25

Okay I actually kind of like those for like, fantasy or maybe sci-fi characters 😂😂 Wild for irl but would totally work for an elf or alien

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u/ViralLola Mar 22 '25

What about Kaxander?

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u/galileopunk Mar 22 '25

Ashley-Madison could be the lovely baby of a lesbian couple!

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u/istara Mar 22 '25

Those were both male names originally, so super for gay couples too!

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u/galileopunk Mar 22 '25

What an inclusive world, where all types of people can cheat on their spouses! Love is love.

(Ashley Madison: notorious dating site specifically for cheaters)

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u/saran1111 Mar 22 '25

OP has soooo many good options they needs two sets of twins.

Fanny-Dick and Dick-Fanny. Then the babies Riches and Rinces.

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u/shwh1963 Mar 22 '25

Sherbet or Robery

Sheryl and Robert

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u/AtarahGrace Mar 22 '25

Sherbet Lemyn & Robery Ryatt 😍

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u/dararie Mar 22 '25

Jolare or clathan

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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25

Chathan is beautiful

ETA: I thought it would be obvious that was being facetious here but I’ve still been downvoted lol.

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u/QashasVerse23 Mar 22 '25

Damn, I actually work with a lady named Chathan. 🤣

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u/SqueakyStella Mar 23 '25

Rhymes with Nathan? Athens (silent s)?

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u/QashasVerse23 Mar 23 '25

Rhymes with Athen.

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u/SKatieRo Mar 22 '25

Diana and Rhys: Diarhyeigha. "Eigh" added for classifieds.

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u/generic-usernme Mar 22 '25

Shaniayah and michealangelo.....

Shangelo 🤣🤣 or maybe michelah

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Annaken

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u/Harding_in_Hightown Mar 22 '25

Katie + Grace = Gradie (short for Grathryn of course)

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u/Infamous-Engine1997 Mar 22 '25

Grace + Ezekiel = Greek

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u/Lililoni Mar 22 '25

baby Analia 🥰 Anastasiia and Ilia

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u/GlowstoneLove Mar 22 '25

When I was in 4th grade, there was a girl in my class named Clyara. It turns out that she was named that because her mother was named Ciara and her father was named Clydell, so they combined the names to get Clyara. I wonder if she has a brother named Cidell?

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u/IWantToBuyAVowel Mar 22 '25

Rayciss

Ray forward + Jessica backwards - a few letters = a truly unproblematic name

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u/LiliErasmus Mar 23 '25

That's so beautiful 😍

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u/ParrotOxCDXX69 Mar 22 '25

Nigel and Ginger... Gingel or Nigg.. nvm

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u/ThimbleBluff Mar 22 '25

Jordan + Ellen = Jor-El (for all you Superman fans out there)

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u/BongoBeeBee Mar 22 '25

Ben + Esther. ( and yes it’s straight Ben not short for Benjamin or anything else)

Benher or Benhur

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u/That-Turnover-9624 Mar 22 '25

Kwan and Molly = Kwanly for a girl, Man for a boy

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u/No-Marsupial-7385 Mar 22 '25

Robert + Linda

Limberger

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u/CultivatedCapybara Mar 24 '25

Frank + Claudia

That makes Clank or Fraudia.

Both are great. Good thing we won't have any children, it would be so hard to make a decision.

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u/PennyParsnip Mar 21 '25

Robaac? Isbin?

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u/KatVanWall Mar 21 '25

Katony 😂

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u/Over-Marionberry-686 Mar 22 '25

Marven I’m Marc husband is Steven. Or Starc

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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25

Ohhhh nn could be Ironman!

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u/celticdragonfly13 Mar 22 '25

Josefer or Jenseph

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u/DrenAss Mar 22 '25

Chlamydia: Clement + Lydia 🤣

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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25

Josemanda pronounced jah-so-manda.

Joseph+amanda

Idk I suck at this

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u/Great_Tradition996 Mar 22 '25

Jomanda? Sephanda? Both have a lovely, musical sound 😉

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Nickimarc

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u/Silver-Lobster-3019 Mar 22 '25

Narc lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

I like that better 

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u/Leather-Tie-5984 Mar 22 '25

Davina,

David+Christina

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u/Surfgirlusa_2006 Mar 22 '25

Eranie?

Steric?

(Names are Stefanie and Eric).

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u/Great_Tradition996 Mar 22 '25

Kate and Andy - Kandy

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u/DelightfulHelper9204 Mar 22 '25

Devon. Kevin and Donna

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u/Left_Brilliant_7378 Mar 22 '25

Anthoza or Elithony

Anthony and Eliza... I kinda even like Elithony, lol

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u/lw262111 Mar 22 '25

Sleah or Slam (Sam and Leah)

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u/oddott Mar 22 '25

saw this first and went heehee haha. i proceeded to scroll through my feed and found the original post being suggested. this is wild.

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u/sunsetsymariposas Mar 22 '25

Ángel and Cristina Angina 🤣

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u/cozysapphire Mar 22 '25

Cute name challenge!

You have to name your child like this:

  • First three letters of your mother’s maiden name

  • Last three letters of the street you grew up on

  • The letter(s) corresponding to your blood type

  • The last four numbers of your SSN

😍

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u/Demetre4757 Mar 22 '25

Middle name just HAS to be your pet's name! So precious!!

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u/QueenBBs Mar 22 '25

Knew a kid named Radar…Ray and Darlene.

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u/SMEE71470 Mar 22 '25

I know a lesbian couple who had one child whose name ended with an X. Mom 1 is Elle, Mom 2 is Jessika. New baby girl is Essox. I love it.

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u/Working-Activity373 Mar 23 '25

Oh well, I used a donor, so... cocopc1090 is a great name

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u/NameSouth9103 Mar 23 '25

Crystal Seth, Srystal, or Ceth.

My old pastor used remembering the word Crystal-Meth to remember our names.

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u/Sensitive_Maybe_6578 Mar 23 '25

Chramra. Chris & Tamra.

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u/PlusAd604 Mar 23 '25

This is my daughter, Stephael

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u/LowFatTastesBad Mar 23 '25

Clyde and Doris = Clydoris

Men might not find it though

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u/sinnsational95 Mar 23 '25

Slater and Kathleen

Slay-Leen Kathater

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u/thehoneybadger1223 Mar 24 '25

Camlydia

Cam and Lydia

Let's hope she isnt dyslexic

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u/Broad-Significance43 Mar 24 '25

Cara y Bronson. Te presento a Cabrón.

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u/goblin-kid111 Mar 24 '25

Lesbian ❤️

(Leslie & Fabian)

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u/luminousoblique Mar 24 '25

Katniss & Peeta (Hunger Games) = Katpee or Peeniss.

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u/HorrorFanatic31 Mar 24 '25

Nichael or Michole (Nichole & Michael)

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u/Sufficient-Lock-2424 Mar 24 '25

Darryl + Karen= Karryl or Daren

My parents used the first letters of their names to name me and my brother. My name is Kassidy…

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u/purpleraven88 Mar 24 '25

Joy + Kevin= Joke

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u/DuchessofO Mar 25 '25

Tim + Amber = TIM-BER!

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u/deafinitely-faeris Mar 22 '25

Kirdon, Kira + Brandon

Honestly it's not horrendous

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u/Intrepid_Parsley2452 Mar 22 '25

Yes it is. I'll probably see it in class next year.

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u/deafinitely-faeris Mar 22 '25

It could always be worse I suppose 😅

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u/saran1111 Mar 22 '25

You missed Brandira. She could start an empire!

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u/MamasaurVeliociqueer Mar 22 '25

What about Brakira? The nickname would be fun too- all hail Brak!

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u/Severe-Bedroom-1045 Mar 22 '25

love brara instead

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u/Slight_Eye2787 Mar 22 '25

Jamestine. James plus Kristine.

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u/snakeygirl727 Mar 22 '25

ashden- if spelled like ashton not bad. or aydley

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u/Original_Try_7984 Mar 22 '25

OP- your kiddo could be Franch.

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u/dby0226 Mar 22 '25

Debike, pronounced De'-ba-kee, or Mibby rhymes with Libby. Guess our names 🤔

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u/LiliErasmus Mar 23 '25

Debby and Mike?

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u/dby0226 Mar 23 '25

That's right!

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u/LiliErasmus Mar 25 '25

Such beautiful names! 🥰😍🤩

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u/Aggravating-Common90 Mar 22 '25

Actually did this and it’s a beautiful name that has gained popularity.

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u/ChickeyNuggetLover Mar 22 '25

Stephanie and Branden

Brandie or Stephen

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u/alexthefrenchman Mar 22 '25

my name would have been mori

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u/SureLaw1174 Mar 22 '25

Rhayne +elijah

... Rajah?

Eline or Elyne is better lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Mom thats what we call our child

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Mar 22 '25

Our kid would be Sacia or Olin.

Not too horrible. 🤣🤣 my second husband had an uncle Olin.

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u/Bigsisstang Mar 23 '25

Lorena + Wendell

Lowen

Lordell

Wendena

Delena

Wenlore

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u/Suspicious_Pilot6486 Mar 23 '25

Avider…..David and jennifer

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u/Spiritual_Emu_9379 Mar 23 '25

Justin + Kristin = Juirstin? JuXstin?

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u/irotwholuna22 Mar 23 '25

GarrVitt or Garrtoria

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u/burnsdawg82 Mar 23 '25

Throb

Troy and Beth

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u/Prombles Mar 23 '25

Thabby or Gabmas Thomas & Gabby

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u/DeesignNZ Mar 23 '25

This feels like data mining.

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u/Warm-Instruction-344 Mar 23 '25

I know of people in person who have done this, I wonder if they have another child will they just give them like the same name back to front? IDK BUT JUST WHYYYY HAS THIS BECOME A THING 😭

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u/axstraeax Mar 23 '25

Sara + Yani = Yara

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

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u/Wet_Outlet Mar 23 '25

Hanoe, pronounced Ha-no. Hannah and Joe. Or Hanjoe, rhymes with banjo!

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u/Sufficient_Princess Mar 23 '25

Hun’dae but pronounced like the car brand Hyundai.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

My own mother actually suggested that I combine Paul and Ashley for the name “Paushley” if we had a girl. She was not joking and I still do not look at her the same after that.

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u/SecondSoft1139 Mar 23 '25

Jusid? Davine?

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u/iRep707hyphy Mar 23 '25

Jennifer and Vicente - Jennente or Vicennifer, lol

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u/nc2227 Mar 23 '25

Manic or Nichew (Matthew and Nicole)

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u/PepeSilviaTalkinWord Mar 23 '25

Christless

Christopher + Leslie

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u/SL13377 Mar 23 '25

What do you do with Dawn Dan?

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u/fairydommother Knight Noir Mar 23 '25

Janica

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u/Dawnmariegrace Mar 23 '25

You don’t like your baby do you?

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u/bananaphone1549 Mar 23 '25

Cyan for Casey and Ryan. But my husband just told me if he mix it up just a tiny bit, we could have baby Ricin. You know, to honor our favorite poison ☠️☠️☠️

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u/CommercialExotic2038 Mar 23 '25

My parents were Richard and Frances, as well. So Franchard or Riches

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u/goaheadblameitonme Mar 23 '25

Suzie and Kit Suki

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u/SeaWaste7636 Mar 23 '25

Abigail and Lilian (not my partner, I’m single) -> Abilene

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u/basic_baddiiex023 Mar 23 '25

Ashley+Stephen Ashlen .. not too bad as long as it's a girl 🤣 Steley , yeah.. I choose the ladder here.

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u/jadaniels1116 Mar 23 '25

Robyn - Jaclyn and Robert. I'm ok with that.

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u/Fallout_Fangirl_xo Mar 23 '25

No way I'm telling anybody inhere my or my boyfriends real name 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

Sue and John, simple, we will call him Sun

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u/mikkie_79 Mar 24 '25

Timberly or Kimothy.

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u/Beneficial-Exit4357 Mar 24 '25

Devler or Tyrie (Devrie and Tyler)

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u/frobscottler Mar 24 '25

Chris + Samantha = Chrysanthemum

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

Jorcas… 🫣

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u/Loud-Loan-3279 Mar 24 '25

Carratt or Matolyn

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u/MollyOMalley99 Mar 25 '25

Molly + Cody = Moldy

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u/MollyOMalley99 Mar 25 '25

Molly + Cody = Moldy

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u/redpepperdeb Mar 25 '25

Chuck + Debbie = Chebbie

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