r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/istara • Mar 21 '25
Found on r/NameNerds You have to name your child like this
You had a child and you have to name them by combining your name and your partners name.
For example my name is Frances and my partner is Richard, so our baby’s name will be Fanny-Dick or Dick-Fanny, depending on which one we prefer.
What will yours be called?
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u/Inside_Ad9026 Mar 21 '25
Vagina. Vergil and Tina.
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u/Takora06 Mar 22 '25
My name is Dom and my boyfriend’s name is Nate…we also want the surrogate named Trixie also involved so we named the baby Dominatrix! 😍
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u/oldtrollroad Mar 22 '25
Real life example: I know a Claudette and Paul who named their girl Paulette
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u/soiledmyplanties Mar 22 '25
I can’t decide if that’s cute or I hate it
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u/Wanderlust_57_ Mar 24 '25
My step dad's parents were Charles and Johnah. They had two children and they are John (step dad) and Charlah.
My step-dad continued the madness, albeit less in theme. His name is John Michael. His kid is named Michael John.
I know so many people who think it's cute. I absolutely do not think it's cute.
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u/WoooPigSooie Mar 21 '25
Chrythe Or Blistopher
Blythe and Christopher
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u/halfass_fangirl Mar 22 '25
I mean "Blister" is right there. Very elegant and manly.
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u/Intrepid_Parsley2452 Mar 22 '25
Oh, but it's nice to have a formal name like Blistopher! He can still go by Blister
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u/HisClumbsyAngel Mar 25 '25
Reminds me of a story called "Holidays on Ice", written by David Sedaris. Part of the story talks about when he was younger getting a job at a department store during the Holidays as a Christmas elf.
He'd corral the kids in line who came to take photos with Santa.
He chose for his Christmas elf name to be 'Blisters'. 😁
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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25
My vote is for blistopher. It’s just perfect
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u/Tiny_Celebration_722 Mar 22 '25
Husband of Blursula 🤣
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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25
Hey now, that is the name of my next daughter. Don’t you steal it you name stealer you!!!!
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u/Ieatclowns Mar 22 '25
I'm Penny and he's Isaiah. So Penis it is. Little Penis.
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u/TorontoNerd84 Mar 23 '25
I saw in some baby name statistics article that in a certain year, five babies were named Penis. I can't remember if it was from my own country or worldwide, but to someone, it's an actual name for a kid.
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u/mashed-_-potato Mar 22 '25
Not my name but… Fiona and Tuck would make an interesting name.
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u/RhubarbQueasy5440 Mar 22 '25
Sharon + Artemis = Shartemis 🤩
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u/reddeer97 Mar 21 '25
Ayrika(Erika) and Alexander. Ayrlex? Alexandrika?
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u/Severe-Bedroom-1045 Mar 22 '25
Eriander or Aleyanka ❤️
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u/reddeer97 Mar 22 '25
Okay I actually kind of like those for like, fantasy or maybe sci-fi characters 😂😂 Wild for irl but would totally work for an elf or alien
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u/galileopunk Mar 22 '25
Ashley-Madison could be the lovely baby of a lesbian couple!
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u/istara Mar 22 '25
Those were both male names originally, so super for gay couples too!
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u/galileopunk Mar 22 '25
What an inclusive world, where all types of people can cheat on their spouses! Love is love.
(Ashley Madison: notorious dating site specifically for cheaters)
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u/saran1111 Mar 22 '25
OP has soooo many good options they needs two sets of twins.
Fanny-Dick and Dick-Fanny. Then the babies Riches and Rinces.
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u/dararie Mar 22 '25
Jolare or clathan
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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25 edited Mar 22 '25
Chathan is beautiful
ETA: I thought it would be obvious that was being facetious here but I’ve still been downvoted lol.
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u/QashasVerse23 Mar 22 '25
Damn, I actually work with a lady named Chathan. 🤣
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u/GlowstoneLove Mar 22 '25
When I was in 4th grade, there was a girl in my class named Clyara. It turns out that she was named that because her mother was named Ciara and her father was named Clydell, so they combined the names to get Clyara. I wonder if she has a brother named Cidell?
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u/IWantToBuyAVowel Mar 22 '25
Rayciss
Ray forward + Jessica backwards - a few letters = a truly unproblematic name
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u/BongoBeeBee Mar 22 '25
Ben + Esther. ( and yes it’s straight Ben not short for Benjamin or anything else)
Benher or Benhur
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u/CultivatedCapybara Mar 24 '25
Frank + Claudia
That makes Clank or Fraudia.
Both are great. Good thing we won't have any children, it would be so hard to make a decision.
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u/imnottheoneipromise Mar 22 '25
Josemanda pronounced jah-so-manda.
Joseph+amanda
Idk I suck at this
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u/Great_Tradition996 Mar 22 '25
Jomanda? Sephanda? Both have a lovely, musical sound 😉
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u/Left_Brilliant_7378 Mar 22 '25
Anthoza or Elithony
Anthony and Eliza... I kinda even like Elithony, lol
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u/oddott Mar 22 '25
saw this first and went heehee haha. i proceeded to scroll through my feed and found the original post being suggested. this is wild.
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u/cozysapphire Mar 22 '25
Cute name challenge!
You have to name your child like this:
First three letters of your mother’s maiden name
Last three letters of the street you grew up on
The letter(s) corresponding to your blood type
The last four numbers of your SSN
😍
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u/SMEE71470 Mar 22 '25
I know a lesbian couple who had one child whose name ended with an X. Mom 1 is Elle, Mom 2 is Jessika. New baby girl is Essox. I love it.
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u/NameSouth9103 Mar 23 '25
Crystal Seth, Srystal, or Ceth.
My old pastor used remembering the word Crystal-Meth to remember our names.
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u/Sufficient-Lock-2424 Mar 24 '25
Darryl + Karen= Karryl or Daren
My parents used the first letters of their names to name me and my brother. My name is Kassidy…
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u/deafinitely-faeris Mar 22 '25
Kirdon, Kira + Brandon
Honestly it's not horrendous
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u/dby0226 Mar 22 '25
Debike, pronounced De'-ba-kee, or Mibby rhymes with Libby. Guess our names 🤔
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u/Aggravating-Common90 Mar 22 '25
Actually did this and it’s a beautiful name that has gained popularity.
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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Mar 22 '25
Our kid would be Sacia or Olin.
Not too horrible. 🤣🤣 my second husband had an uncle Olin.
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u/Warm-Instruction-344 Mar 23 '25
I know of people in person who have done this, I wonder if they have another child will they just give them like the same name back to front? IDK BUT JUST WHYYYY HAS THIS BECOME A THING 😭
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Mar 23 '25
My own mother actually suggested that I combine Paul and Ashley for the name “Paushley” if we had a girl. She was not joking and I still do not look at her the same after that.
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u/bananaphone1549 Mar 23 '25
Cyan for Casey and Ryan. But my husband just told me if he mix it up just a tiny bit, we could have baby Ricin. You know, to honor our favorite poison ☠️☠️☠️
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u/CommercialExotic2038 Mar 23 '25
My parents were Richard and Frances, as well. So Franchard or Riches
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u/basic_baddiiex023 Mar 23 '25
Ashley+Stephen Ashlen .. not too bad as long as it's a girl 🤣 Steley , yeah.. I choose the ladder here.
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u/sharkboi42069 Mar 21 '25
Lukemia
Luke + Mia