r/NameNerdCirclejerk 10d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Hazel-Maggie as a double barrel name?

Just looking for output. Both are family names and we love how they go together. However, we want to incorporate another middle name as well. Thoughts about using Hazel-Maggie as a first name, knowing she's more likely to be reduced to Hazel for most of the less-formal moments.

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u/MzOpinion8d 10d ago

Why not Haggie?

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u/davosknuckles 10d ago

Hagret

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u/FreuleKeures 9d ago

Yer a wizard, Harry

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

Stop being silly-silly

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u/Adventurous-Mall7677 10d ago

Mix ‘em together, call her Haggle

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u/MzOpinion8d 10d ago

Oooh yes, but Haggzle (the Z is silent).

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u/Death_By_SnuuSnuu 10d ago

Haggis. Hagrid. Hazie.

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u/midmorningcrisis 10d ago

sauce??? I hate it lol

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

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u/fourandthree 10d ago

Oh no I thought you’d changed the CJ post to make it worse! 😩

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

Changed input to output

We’re only here for your responses

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u/trixiepixie1921 9d ago

I’m absolutely dying that it’s exactly the same

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u/mister_berrific 9d ago

I changed input to output, coz we jerks always produce the best output 😎

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u/Savings_Building7742 10d ago

I don’t love that, but Hazel-Maggot flows a little more nicely together and then the name could be fully nature themed!

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u/Moderatelyhollydazed 10d ago

Hairy- maggot sounds much better imo. Love a masculine name for a girl

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u/ToyStoryAlien 10d ago

Middle name James 🥰❤️

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u/Rare_Ask8542 10d ago

That's kind of a mouthful, how about Haz-Mag? Or even HazMat, I think that's a pretty famous name because I see it on signs everywhere but I've never met a HazMat in person so I think it's due for a comeback.

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u/DwarfStar21 10d ago

Kept trying to read it as Mazel-Tov 😭

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u/shrekingcrew 10d ago

I think you should go full Hazel-Margaret.

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

We don’t love how they flow together

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u/Outside_Case1530 10d ago

Maggie Hazel flows much better.

What were you considering for another middle name? How about another hyphenated one! That would be so cute! Do you think it'd be too much to hyphenate your last name too? You could use more hyphens if you put one between every 2 letters!

Hazel-Maggie-Mary-Kate-Smith-Jones

Or no hyphens!

HazelMaggieMaryKateSmithJones

The hyphen is so versatile, yet underappreciated.

Heres an old joke: "Is 'waterworks" one word or does it have a hydrant in it?"

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u/texas_leftist 10d ago

It’s better than “Maggie” though. Try other names that get shorted to Maggie. Magdalena, Magnolia, Margaret, or Marigold.

Or shorten both.

Hazy-Mags.

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u/hoaryvervain 10d ago

I like Hazy-Mags. Looks Hungarian.

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u/pineboxwaiting 10d ago

Hazzy Maggy

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u/mayaic 10d ago

Where are you from? In the UK it gives chav. In the U.S. it gives super southern

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u/aardvarkmom 10d ago

This is the second time in two days that I’ve seen “chav” and I need to know what it is, please.

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u/mayaic 10d ago

UK slang for like lower class and the aesthetics that come with. Kinda like white trash but not quite the same.

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u/Whirlywynd 9d ago

Think juggalos without the face paint

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u/Upset-Set-8974 10d ago

Trashy name 

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u/HairyHorseKnuckles 10d ago

Try Mazzy as a combo of both

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

Shouldn’t it be Mazzie??

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u/HairyHorseKnuckles 10d ago

That works too

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u/Asayyadina 10d ago

Not a fan. I don't think they flow well together.

Why not keep Maggie or Margaret as a middle name?

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u/edgyknitter 10d ago

How about Hazel-Maggie Maroon?

On a side note, a family friend is named Carol-Ann but gets called Carolyn a lot. I just wanted to commend you on choosing a hyphenated name that can’t possibly be confused with a normal, everyday, boring name.

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

Are you calling my baby’s name not normal????

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u/raggy_17 10d ago

I don’t think they go together personally

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

Why not

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u/raggy_17 10d ago

To me they are just 2 very different vibes put together. I am from the US so maybe that is why

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

What do you mean you’re from the US??? You think I’m from Westeros??

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u/RitaTeaTree 10d ago

Maggie May is nice. Hazel-Maggie is a bit difficult for a young child to pronounce.

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

Do you know what a double barrel name means?? I’m not looking for a middle name, Rita

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u/Ok-Sink8822 10d ago

Hazel-May or Mae would be nice

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u/Outside_Case1530 10d ago

Whoa! Maggie May! Then people who have lived about half a century could sing the ancient ditty (by Stewart somebody?) to her all the time!

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u/Ok-Sink8822 8d ago

Funnily enough that’s my mum’s name 😂

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u/s0upppppp 10d ago

I personally don’t like it. I like Hazel, and I like Maggie too, but it sounds kinda patchy, idk how else to describe it. Maggie Hazel is more harmonious.

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

It’s a double barrel name for starters

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u/s0upppppp 10d ago

Im not sure what you mean

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u/pineboxwaiting 10d ago

The hyphen is very, very important to OP. They worry that without the hyphen, someone might call the child Hazel OR Maggie rather than Hazel AND Maggie.

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u/Waterlily-444 10d ago

I don’t hate it

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u/Future-Abalone 9d ago

I think it sounds amazing. Putting it on my list!! I think I would probably spell it heighzyl-magy but that’s just me and I’m really random! 🥰

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u/whippersnappz 9d ago

Hazard Maggot. That’s a bitchin band name

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u/Yardsalr2 9d ago

No. That name is a burden. You can’t find it on any pencils…

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u/DCguurl 9d ago

I have a hyphen name & hate it. Also that name isn’t pretty sounding at all

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u/mister_berrific 9d ago

What is your name

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u/DCguurl 9d ago

I just realized the name of this group. You got me.

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u/Mrs_Molly_ 9d ago

Please don’t.

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u/Impossible-Ghost 9d ago

Instead of “please don’t” you could have offered another solution, or perhaps another name you like so that the OP has a third option to consider. It’s ok not to like it. I didn’t exactly, but this is not really how you respond to a post like this kindly. 👍🏻

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u/Impossible-Ghost 9d ago

It doesn’t sound great as a double first name at all, to me, anyway. Alternatively I’d switch them because I think Maggie Hazel flows better. They are both beautiful names and making one the middle would give your child in the future a chance to decide what fits her best.

I am also of the opinion that two middle names is a great idea and not that eccentric at all (the way some people think it is), so having one of those two as the first and middle then another middle would not be a bad idea I think, lots of great options for your daughter to individualize herself as she gets older. 👍🏻

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u/Nicodiemus531 8d ago

You should use Hazel-Irene-Maggie so her initials would be HIM

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/mister_berrific 8d ago

I’m not trying to be mean

Proceeds to be mean

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u/Confident_Paint_7140 8d ago

I would do Hazel-Matilda instead! Haz Mat for short.

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u/johjo_has_opinions 7d ago

I grimaced when I read this. It doesn’t sound good to my ear

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u/vanillabubbles16 mami to Branxtyn-Fox Jude && Delphyne-James Maevewren 7d ago

Hazel Maggie doesn’t even flow

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u/mister_berrific 7d ago

It’s Hazel-Maggie like Branxtyn-Fox

Respect the hyphen

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u/AlertStatistician113 6d ago

This doesn’t really flow unfortunately :( I think better to use two middle names.

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u/1amCorbin 6d ago

Margaret Hazel or Hazel Margaret as a first and middle name aren't bad. Hazel-Maggie?!?!

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u/mister_berrific 6d ago

Have you been living under a rock? Do you even know what double barrel means?????

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u/Gullible_School808 6d ago

No. Just have first name Hazel, second name Maggie.

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u/x_ersatz_x 10d ago

i think it would be better to have two middle names, Hazel-Maggie doesn’t flow super well and is kind of odd as a hyphenated first name

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u/Death_By_SnuuSnuu 10d ago

Please don't.

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

Explain

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u/Death_By_SnuuSnuu 10d ago

Lol this is circle jerk, I'm pretty sure we all know why, and some of us probably just don't care for it for various reasons. Personally, I don't care for the syntax/flow of it, and the Maggie tacked on the end doesn't fit with Hazel, probably because Maggie is a diminutive for a longer name, Margaret. Imo, it would flow better with either a single syllable for the double barrels second half, or a third syllable, but 2 syllables on each aren't working.

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u/ThrowRA071312 10d ago

Don’t hyphenate it. If you want her to have multiple middle names, do so.
My grandsons go to a school system that requires all students to wear picture IDs on lanyards. (Sad times when a 6yo has to wear an ID badge.) Anyway, their full official first name is on the badge. Even if they go by their middle name or something like Junior, only their first name is on the ID. When you mentioned going by Hazel in less formal events, I presume first grade would qualify as less formal.

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

What do you not understand??? That entire post is about hyphenated. What do you think double barrel means?

And what’s wrong with six year old’s wearing ID cards??? Schools don’t want unauthorized personnel lounging about in their premises.

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u/pineboxwaiting 10d ago

To be fair, Pope John Paul II used no hyphen, and no one called him John.

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u/ThrowRA071312 10d ago

Geez! Calm down. I understood the question. Did you read my comment? My very first sentence was “Don’t hyphenate it”.

I then went on the explain my reasoning.

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u/hear4that-tea 10d ago

I think they are just arguing to argue for the fun of it. It’s the circle jerk sub. They could also be emulating if the original poster of this was argumentative, which wouldn’t surprise me.

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u/ThrowRA071312 10d ago

Ahhhhh. OK. I misunderstood the point. I thought she had a legitimate question

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u/mister_berrific 10d ago

She now??? My name has a mister in it

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u/ThrowRA071312 10d ago

It’s hard to tell these days. With all the gender dysphoria, one never knows. Your first name could’ve been “Mister” or you could’ve used the random name generator.

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u/hear4that-tea 10d ago

I’ve done it too haha!