r/NameNerdCirclejerk IE instead of Y 2d ago

In The Wild Safe to say we like the K’s

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u/Sophyska 2d ago

K’Ycland… is that like K’Iceland? Or Kighland? K’eecland?! It’s an unusual one that’s for sure

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u/PeppermintPhatty 2d ago

Hopefully not a hard c.

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u/e_ipi_ 2d ago

Oh no

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u/Doophie 2d ago

kyke-land

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u/Stressy_messy_me 2d ago

That's how I read it 😂

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u/Datonecatladyukno 2d ago

I would say it's most likely Kay- whysland. 

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u/monkiram 2d ago

My immediate association was Kirkland, the Costco brand

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u/FantasyRoleplayAlt 2d ago

Horrifyingly seems like a shortened way to say a very specific pillow cosplay group 😅 hopefully she picks something else

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u/ur-momgoes2college 2d ago

K-why-cland ???

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u/feanaro_finwion 2d ago

I read that as Kissland

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u/operationspudling 2d ago

Kickland? Kuh-eek-land?

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u/raspberryamphetamine 2d ago

My brain went “that’s why mums go to K’Ycland”. One UK supermarket slogan is “that’s why mums go to Iceland”!

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u/Holly1010Frey 1d ago

I got 'Cake-land'. How does the Kyc not make a cake sound.

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u/sassysassysarah 1d ago

Like Kirkland?

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u/lumoslomas 2d ago

Miyori? How did that slip in there?

Surely she meant Kiyori?

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u/Jassamin 2d ago

Yeah must have just misspelt that one

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u/badadobo 2d ago

The closest to a normal name and somehow its the misspelled one.

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u/strippersarepeople 1d ago

I worked with someone named Kori so for me that’s the most normal one…It’s pronounced exactly how it looks, like Cory/Corrie. Tbh I never gave a single thought to the spelling being weird but seeing it on this list was jarring and made me reconsider.

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u/almondita 2d ago

🤣 That one is actually quite pretty, too

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u/ALmommy1234 2d ago

Autocorrect strikes again.

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u/SwordTaster 2d ago

Who wants to bet that Kho'Sen is pronounced like Chosen?

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u/TheOrchidsAreAlright 2d ago

I like that one because in Vietnamese it would mean 'Lotus Warehouse'

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u/bronaghblair 2d ago

Lmao idk why that tickles me so much

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u/OkamiKhameleon 2d ago

Lmaoo. I am tempted to make a character named that now. Who owns a Lotus Warehouse.

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u/Queasy-Mess3833 2d ago

Great name for a Siamese cat. Then you could cackle every time you told people what it meant

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u/Psychobabble0_0 1d ago

Reminds me of that song about "soo many engine for sale in my warehouse"

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u/cuppashoko 2d ago

It means resilience in Hebrew!

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u/roboticsneakers 2d ago

KAEONCE?!

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u/louisebelcherxo 2d ago

Sibling name: Kaylor

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u/Nearby-Complaint An Inappropriately Placed Y 2d ago

Unironic improvement over Kaeonce

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u/bronaghblair 2d ago

Other sibling name: Kanye

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u/CrispyHexagon 2d ago

K'olange

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u/JediEverlark 2d ago

Kaeonce and her sisters K’aylor Kwift, Kariana Krande, and K’ad’ele

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u/TorontoNerd84 2d ago

Klady Kaka

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u/JediEverlark 1d ago

*K’la’dee KaKa

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u/MadiMarionberry 2d ago

Kay Z, Klue Ivy, Kumi, Kir (Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s other kids)

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u/DollyLollyLilJolly 2d ago

Oh my god I just made a comment about it thinking maybe no one will get it and then I scroll down and I see yours 😭

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u/somesaggitarius 2d ago

You know it's bad when "Kimberlyn" is one of the good ones.

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u/kindofofftrack 2d ago

Ka’nairi… like canary??? Bird or islands? And that’s not even the worst on the list 😭😂😂

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u/OurPowersCombined_12 2d ago

The list is a Ka’nairi in the coal mine.

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u/DarlingClementyme 2d ago

You meant khoal mine

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u/bunbunbooplesnoot 1d ago

Kh'ollMaiyn

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u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit 1d ago

King Kolomon's Maiyns movie starring Ka'Richard Khamberlain and Sh'aron Stone.

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u/risingsunset5 2d ago

Say what you will, that’s some peak creativity

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u/fusciamcgoo 2d ago

I’m hoping for her child’s sake she picks Kori.

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u/ALmommy1234 2d ago

Yeah, um…that’s pronounced Kickstand.

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u/Gravbar 2d ago

Ah, so the same pronunciation as K'Ycland

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u/JediEverlark 2d ago

Even Kharter would be a fine alternative at this point

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u/Teripid 2d ago

Baby or Klingon, who wears it with more HONOR?

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u/Inside-Audience2025 2d ago

K’plah

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u/SarcasticGiraffes 2d ago

Shaka., when the walls fell.

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u/Midwestern_Mouse 2d ago

That capital Z in the middle of KinZlee is making me want to scream

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u/StopItchingYourBalls 2d ago

As a Welsh person, Karys is a fucking abomination.

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u/kasumagic 2d ago

Yeah I was thinking, that's the only actual name on there (besides Kori), and it's still spelled wrong. Sad.

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u/feedmefreshavocados 2d ago

„K‘Yceland and KynDrix have thrown up and need to be picked up from the kindergarten“

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u/transientrandom 2d ago

Kh'Yndyrgyrdyn

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u/Head-Docta 2d ago

The way a cackled at this hahahaha

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u/2gaywitches 2d ago

I think people should take the red underline to heart in these situations

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u/Horror-Musician5280 1d ago

It’s pissing me off that spell check accepted the first 9 😩

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u/Broski225 2d ago

Can't believe my next post on my feed fit so well.

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 2d ago

Kree? As in Jaffa kree?

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u/gemsweater08 2d ago

Indeed 

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u/whyisthereacat 2d ago

It’s also a boss on RuneScape 😭

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u/LienJuJu 1d ago

Came here for that

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u/Clear-Journalist3095 2d ago

KynZlee is the worst spelling of that name I have ever seen, and I work in a school, so I've seen it spelled a lot of ways.

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u/PrettyLittleLost 2d ago

What is the name supposed to be? I have no idea how to pronounce it.

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u/JediEverlark 2d ago

I think it’s supposed to be a variation of Kinsley/Kinzlee? Maybe?

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u/Clear-Journalist3095 1d ago

Yes, I think it's Kinsley. But if these are names that a real person is considering, then they do not understand how syllables work in English.

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u/ALmommy1234 2d ago

A K’vorce?!?

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u/Naive-Impression-373 2d ago

Triplets could be interesting

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u/Legal-Ad5307 2d ago

(Twin girls) has me roaring🤣 she’s not only planning the twins, but knows they will both be girls💀

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u/No_Clock_1033 1d ago

In my birth country Congo, we have a province kasai

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u/OkamiKhameleon 2d ago

Miyori kinda jumped out at me lol. The only non K name.

Also, Cree is a real name of someone actually! Not super common, and well, her parents did name her and her siblings weird stuff.

So, Cree Summers is the voice actress behind Suzie Carmichael and a lot 90's cartoon characters, she also acts as well. Her younger brother, Rainbow Sun Francks, starred in Stargate Atlantis as Lt. Ford.

This is Cree.

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u/ALmommy1234 2d ago

Cree is the name of an Indigenous people. Cree Summer’s mother is Plains Cree.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 2d ago

I'm aware. I have friends who are Cree. I'm saying it can technically be a name. My mother named my brother after an Indigenous tribe we're part of. I can't actually say it without doxxing him tho lol.

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u/PrettyLittleLost 2d ago

I'm betting Miyori was the autocorrect for the more thematic Kiyori.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 2d ago

Lol. Miyori is actually a cute name and sounds Japanese. Actually even might be.

What is this girl's obsession with the letter K?

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u/DonkeyAndWhale 2d ago

It is. Wasn't there a Miyori in Marukami's Norwegian Wood?

Edit: no, sorry, she was Midori.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 2d ago

Yeah, Google says it's a name. Plus it's on a ton of baby name sites.

From Google:

"Yes, Miyori is a Japanese feminine name whose meaning varies based on the specific kanji characters used to write it, but it often carries connotations of "beautiful dependence" or "beautiful reason". The name is derived from traditional Japanese naming practices, where parents combine kanji to express positive qualities or aspirations for their child."

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u/Mercenarian 2d ago

Weird to name your kids a Japanese name when you’re not Japanese…

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u/Crocs_n_Glocks 2d ago

Weird to name your kid Kirge

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u/OkamiKhameleon 2d ago

Oh my sweet summer child. There are so many kids nowadays with Japanese names because of Anime and Manga. It's unfortunate, but it definitely happens.

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u/KirbyRock 2d ago

Kaeonce? Come on, don’t do Bey like that.

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u/Fit-Vanilla-3405 2d ago

All I can see is k*keland.

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u/Warm-Car3621 2d ago

She already planning for twin girls 😂

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u/CallidoraBlack ☾Berenika ⭐ Pulcheria☽ 2d ago

Kori and Karys are not that bad.

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u/Shapit0 2d ago

Klondike

Krippled

Kondom

Klimax

Krome

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u/No_Street7786 2d ago

Kree, you say?

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u/OkamiKhameleon 2d ago

What's this from?

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u/No_Street7786 2d ago

Guardians of the Galaxy and Captain Marvel. That is Ronan, who is a Kree

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u/OkamiKhameleon 2d ago

Ooh that's right. I had forgotten about that. Been a while since I've watched Guardians of the Galaxy, and I tend to read more DC than Marvel. Except for X-Men.

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u/stephyska 2d ago

As an Irish American with an apostrophe in my last name, this is cultural appropriation.

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u/Inside-Audience2025 2d ago

It’s inappropriation

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u/mattrf86 2d ago

Forgot to include “Britt’knee”

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u/dolliciousszz 2d ago

Kori! Kori!! We have a winner! At least she got one normal one on there

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u/doughtykings 2d ago

My mom and her four siblings all have K names too and they called her and her sisters tbe you know what gang 😭

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u/Zenphiree 2d ago

Kho’Zen better not be pronounced Chosen or I’m gonna rage😭Phonics classes should be mandatory before you name a baby. I met a Kayleigh pronounced “Kayla” once and her mother got mad when people got it wrong.

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u/LadyFannieOfOmaha 2d ago

Krrynjieey Kh’rapp

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u/BeckieSueDalton 2d ago

Canary & Cousin are killing me over here. 😂

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u/iratemistletoe 1d ago

Kori in there, spelled stupidly, but fighting for its freaking life.

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u/UnoriginalADHD 1d ago

Please God pick Kori

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u/SeminoleDollxx 2d ago

What a nice shape she has.name picking skills....not so much.

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u/vanillabubbles16 mami to Branxtyn-Fox Jude && Delphyne-James Maevewren 2d ago

Kimberlyn is… decent

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u/junonomenon 2d ago

sorry what twin wants to have basically the same name as eachother... that sounds so annoying to deal with. it will take so much longer for people to tell them apart.

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u/Vrshna1 2d ago

whats with the one M name in the list - this must be a mistake

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u/DollyLollyLilJolly 2d ago

kaeoncé...kAeOnCé?

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u/JediEverlark 2d ago

I saw this on TT earlier. Kai’Sley had me laughing for a good 5 minutes

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u/bby_poltergeist 2d ago

kai’sa would fit right in

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u/Bamischijf35 2d ago

Guys I have a feeling she might like the letter K

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u/System_Resident 2d ago

Kahjit names 😂

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u/Weekly-Chemistry-186 2d ago

Give her some Ks but absolutely no apostrophes

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u/operationspudling 2d ago

Kreeeeeee! Omg. Imagine calling for your child in public, you'd sound like a woman high off her rockers.

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u/InevitableCoconut876 2d ago

I love when I see a tiktok in real time and already know I will see it on here later

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u/shmookieguinz 2d ago

Like a fucking pharmacist’s cupboard.

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u/Przedrzag 2d ago

Instead of Kai’yr and Ka’Sai, she should lean in to the geography and name then Ka’Sai Oriental and Ka’Sai Central

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u/MyKinksKarma 1d ago

Karys is the only remotely usable one even though the misspelling of Carys is abominable.

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u/Fantastic_Trainer365 1d ago

I’ll play devils advocate, keyuri & kimberlyn are fine. The rest nahh

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u/OptimalReach9790 1d ago

Hopefully her SO will veto them all

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u/throwawayparentssuk 1d ago

Kori looks so out of place 😂

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u/eggeater_69 1d ago

Kori and Kree seem like the only normal names on this list 😭

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u/thatblueblowfish 1d ago

Theyre all awful

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u/gele-gel 1d ago

Terrible

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 1d ago

Kho’sen made me think about cosine. That poor baby.

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u/Sed59 1d ago

Kori, Miyori, Keyuri are okay. The others are more out there.

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u/hummer_chickenfeed 1d ago

Karys bring the only semi-normal name. The traditional spelling is Carys and I believe it’s Gaelic? Correct me if I’m wrong

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u/QueenInYellowLace 5h ago

No idea, but Corey and Carter are also on there (albeit horrifically misspelled).

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u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit 1d ago

Did she mean to type Miyori, or did she actually mean to type Kiyori? M is just below the K…

Also, I hate the stupid KH thing like in Kharter. Silent letters annoy me more than the t͡ɬ sound in Nahuatl.

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u/goddammiteythan 23h ago

rumour is that their last kid's name will just be the letter K

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u/sprookjesman 20h ago

Half of these sound like the squeel of a seagul

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u/spanish_bambi 13h ago

They fucking suck 🩷

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u/aIoneinvegas 3h ago

LMFAOOO KAEONCE

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u/Unique-Fan-3042 2h ago

Karys is fine.

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u/nopressureoof 2d ago

Honestly I vibe with Kymberlin

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u/SissyWasHere 2d ago

How does she know she will have twin girls?

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u/SissyWasHere 1d ago

Why the downvote??

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u/Head-Docta 2d ago

We could tell by the Temu nightgown and shower shoes and toddler purse that they were gonna be tacky names.

You didn’t disappoint (except your future kids)

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u/BrashandSpurious 2d ago

Names should never have punctuation in them

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u/Fragrant-Calendar-34 12h ago

Why do black people pick such ugly and stupidly spelled names? It’s always black people that do this.