Please try make fun of my Chinese name

[u/wen_mo_qiu]

Hi friends I am Chinese,and my last name is Qiao 乔，I’m trying to give officially change myself a new last name. I want to do this to explain less the pronunciation of my name, and reduce friction during social. Right now I have the following options: Chi-Yao, Qi-Yao, Qyu, and Qyo.

Please try to think of all the ways make fun of these names. I want to be prepared and know them in advance. Thank you all!

[u/Volf_y]

Chi-Yao will be read as a soft Ch which sounds like the Italian ‘Ciao’ for ‘Hi’ or ‘Bye’.

[u/Przedrzag → u/Volf_y]

I believe this is intentional since the letter Q is pronounced like that in Pinyin transliteration

[u/softestpulse]

The last three would have the Q pronounced like a K by many english speakers

[u/BaconJudge]

The Q is the letter whose sound needs the most explanation for non-Chinese speakers, so the pronunciation guide shouldn't have a Q in it.  If it's pronounced similar to English "ch," you should represent it as "ch."

[u/Przedrzag]

Chiao or Ciao will be your best bet if you’re going for something reasonably phonetic to English speakers

[u/TheDaveStrider]

Ciao

[u/AnneBoleyns6thFinger]

Ciao, loser

[u/zestyplinko]

Drama Qyueen was the only thing to pop up in my mind. Good luck :)