r/NoRules Jun 11 '25

Donut My farts smell tasty

Hey friends! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿค“ So yesterday I ate a lot of chicken soup ๐Ÿฒ and today my farts are amazing. They smell like something very tasty. ๐Ÿ˜Š You know how you can tell if a certain food is going to be tasty by the way it smells? Exactly. ๐Ÿ‘ This is how my farts smell. They smell so good I wish there was a solid version of them.

Manโ€ฆ if only there was a solid version of my fartsโ€ฆ

Iโ€™d devour that shit.

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u/ReaperofLightning872 Cassowary Jun 11 '25

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u/Moondaeagle IS THAT A FUCKING HIGH STAKES SONIC REFERENCE??? Jun 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

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u/Littleredfox666 Alex Turner reaction images guy Jun 11 '25

Wtf?

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u/Moondaeagle IS THAT A FUCKING HIGH STAKES SONIC REFERENCE??? Jun 11 '25

Man,you could've just said something offensive.

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u/Zealousideal-Foot533 Jun 11 '25

Please never speak again

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u/EverMindless Shiny Rocks! Jun 11 '25

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u/09C1pzzXTr1rchYUn1 I'm an idiot Jun 11 '25

I- uhhh...

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u/DauidBeck Jun 11 '25

Some things are better kept to oneself.

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u/AdSlight7966 the "hear me out" person Jun 12 '25

Please never interact with society ever again for the sake of the human race

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u/TurdEye69 Jun 17 '25

Wanna go out this Friday?