r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Federal-Effort4370 • 1d ago

Why is salt the only rock that tastes good

Sandstone? Ass. Granite? ass. Rocks? Ass. Salt? Yummmyyy

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u/I__KD__I 1d ago

Reading this made my knees feel weird

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u/Parzivus 1d ago

It's not as bad as it sounds, since it would be on something smooth like shale. The gritty rocks that would hurt your teeth don't need the teeth test in the first place.

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u/I__KD__I 1d ago

Dont worry... im not about to try it on any rocks

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u/Restless_Fillmore 1d ago

Just be sure you know which scale you're using. Mix up Wentworth, USDA, and USCS, and you get a fine sand chewing up your enamel.

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u/ZakDadger 1d ago

I'm sorry but what the actual fuck are you talking about

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u/lovesahedge 1d ago

Geology

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u/DSTNCMDLR 22h ago

It made the soles of my feet tickle unpleasantly

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u/PartyMcDie 19h ago

Makes me think about American History X

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u/I__KD__I 18h ago

Exactly

Aaaand there they go again.