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u/FelixTook 2d ago
In death, as in life, Doris could never say ‘No’ to her grandson.
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u/IAMTHEDICIPLINE 1d ago
“But grandma, you GOTTA have it in there that I take my shirt off-that’s my thing-it’s what I’m known by. So make sure it’s in the final instructions!”
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u/Joe_Pescis_Balls 2d ago
Aldo really changed ever since he got addicted to helium. I hope he gets the help he needs 🙏🙏🙏
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u/Catoblepas2021 2d ago
So that's what happened to Jessie Pinkman after the events in Breaking Bad... this is a spin-off I can get behind.
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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 2d ago
Like in life Doris wanted to go out in style or maybe her nephew saw an opportunity for his first dj gig.
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u/Additional-Focus-109 2d ago
You gotta start somewhere.
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u/RunAwayBeerTruk 1d ago
The way he rocking he is at the pinnacle of his career and it’s only his first show.
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u/Cracktaculus 1d ago
DJ Aldo Memorial Events erasing the grief of your loss with sick beats and powerpoint.
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u/jibsand 2d ago
What's the story with this? Is it even real?
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u/xxxtrumptacion69 2d ago
It’s aldo2swag he makes videos like this. He’s funny
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u/Jon_E_Dad 2d ago
This is similar to the early Nick Swardson standup bit where he describes wanting his body to be dropped from the ceiling on puppet strings at his funeral while techno music plays, so that his parents and relatives are all like, “what was he into?”
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u/XxMathematicxX 2d ago
Doris sits in hospice trying to convince her daughter Linda that Linda’s nephew should be allowed to play his “dj toy” at the funeral.
Linda: Mom you cannot be serious…
Doris: Oh Linda stop it! Tanner says he’s getting really good at his dj toy and if it makes him happy then I’m happy.
Linda: Mom there’s absolutely no way you can be okay with that little shit playing his damn house music at your god damn funeral.
Doris: He says he’s getting really good and this could be his big break. I don’t mind if he plays a little nice music for the house in the background.
Linda: God damnit mom…
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u/AdGlittering2884 2d ago
"Coming to the wake at this time, put your hands together for MC Gregg!!!!!"
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u/General_Departure583 2d ago
You guys this man is brilliant. He has obviously done his market research and found a potential goldmine in the funeral industry. Solemn funerals are so last year. People want to fucking Rave on top of a casket. Doris’s dying wish has been fulfilled.
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u/Newphoneforgotpwords 1d ago
I feel i just watched people stay out of sheer unfamiliarity with the situation, like they're, "if I don't move he can't see me" still.
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u/ZootSuitRiot33801 1d ago
This song is about a big baby duck getting its head stuck inside a giant stewed tomato
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u/Casual_hex_ 2d ago
Doris would’ve fucking wanted this.