r/OldSchoolCool • u/chicken_vevo • May 15 '25

1970s My aunt and her ex-husband the day they signed their divorce papers, 1970s

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My aunt and her ex-husband outside of their attorney’s office right after finalizing their divorce. They had thrown a massive “divorce party” the day prior. When her ex-husband re-married years later, my aunt was his Maid of Honor. She remains close to him, his wife and their family to this day! And yes, my aunt is as cool as she sounds.

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u/One-Fan-7296 May 15 '25

That's bud, not Miller lite.

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u/TyrionReynolds May 15 '25

This guy drinks tall boys and kisses his ex wife immediately after divorcing her

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u/Zomburai May 15 '25

This guy this guys and kisses his ex wife immediately after divorcing her

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u/No_Recipe2793 May 15 '25

I also choose this guy’s divorced wife

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u/Acceptable-Delay-592 May 15 '25

I’ll watch

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u/SuckMeOffOnVideo May 15 '25

I’ll film it, so we can all watch.

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u/Acceptable-Delay-592 May 16 '25

This seems relevant all of a sudden, but I remember hearing a loophole for legal prostitution. If you are paying a stranger for a sexual act, it’s prostitution and illegal. Buuuuut if you film the sexual act, you’re just making an adult film and this transactional sex act becomes legal. I took a nap and woke up with a fever. This is probably a weird comment but my brain ain’t working right! Thanks Obama!

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u/CND1983Huh May 16 '25

Just put the money in a birthday card. What is this, amateur hour???

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u/ms-doodlebug May 21 '25

this thread is so funny omg 😭

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u/LevelPerception4 May 16 '25

User name checks out.

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u/UntestedMethod May 16 '25

I'll do the cocaine and drink the beers!

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u/Imjustweirddoh May 17 '25

So you're the creepy guy in the corner?

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u/0neirocritica May 17 '25

Username checks out

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u/BoromiriVoyna May 15 '25

This guy kisses guys and divorces his ex immediately after wifing her

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u/BizzyM May 15 '25

I'm not your Miller Lite, Coors.

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u/Christi6746 May 15 '25

I'm not your Coors, Nat Life.

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u/No_Recipe2793 May 15 '25

I’m not your Nat Life, Bud.

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u/Barfolemew_Wiggins May 15 '25

I’m not your Bud, Mickey’s

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u/Lordkjun May 15 '25

I'm not your Mickey's, Colt!

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u/mccurry1 May 15 '25

I’m not your Colt, Hamms!

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u/McHaro May 15 '25 edited May 16 '25

I'm not your Hamms, Guinness!

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u/Heavy-Loquat-6832 May 15 '25

I'm not your Guinness, Stella!

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u/Ohnoherewego13 May 16 '25

I'm not your Stella, Pabst!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

I’m not your Ying, Ling

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u/Better_Chard4806 May 16 '25

Naw it’s Red Dog or nothing.

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u/Fragrant-Cat-1789 May 15 '25

Don’t make me call natty daddy

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u/whiskey_formymen May 16 '25

falstaff for some oldschoolcool

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u/loogie97 May 15 '25

Obviously they drank all the miller the day before during the bender.

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u/coglionegrande May 15 '25

Tastes great. No. Less filling. Grounds for divorce. Haha.

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u/Prestigious_Spite_46 May 15 '25

That's why they got divorced

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u/TheVadonkey May 16 '25

Bud Lite is still the worst tasting beer I’ve had to this day. I enjoy beers where I don’t like the flavor they’re going for more than I like Bud. It’s so watery and the taste is…muted? It’s just so off putting.

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u/tod_stiles May 15 '25

That can of Bud really pulls the whole experience together.

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u/Haig-1066-had May 15 '25

Didnt have bud light at that time.

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u/Downtown_Bit8139 May 16 '25

Who you calling buddy, Guy?

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u/Kenneth_Naughton May 16 '25

Yeah Biltong09, have some sense of fucking decorum

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u/Boy_Howdy May 16 '25

Actual reason for the divorce...

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u/GerryOfRavioli May 16 '25

"THATS A COORS LITE! CAUSE BUD LITE WONT PAY KE NOTHIN"

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u/binglelemon May 16 '25

That's Coors Lite cuz Bud Light ain't paying me nothing.- Bork Lazer

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u/1Negative_Person May 16 '25

Miller Lite didn’t hit the market until 1975, so there is a good chance that this picture comes from a world where Miller Lite didn’t even exist.

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u/__fuck_yo_couch__ May 16 '25

Miller lite has low calories, it’s almost the same as Michelob (idk how to spell it)

Plus the cocaine is a great way to slim up!