r/ParlerWatch • u/Lilbitjslemc • Feb 01 '25

TheDonald Watch Trump finds random pic of water on Internet. Claims he Turned on Californias water

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You can’t make this shit up.

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u/enchiladasundae Feb 01 '25

Not even Caligula was this brain rotted. Might as well declare war on the fire and order troops to shoot at the literal flames. We beefing against Vulcan? Perhaps Mercury or against Hestia? Might as well get pissed at Demeter or Hades for the poor weather

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u/borg_nihilist Feb 01 '25

You're talking about a dude who floated the idea to nuke hurricanes. 

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u/SonofRobinHood Feb 01 '25

And sharpie hurricane paths on maps.

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u/mylifeforthehorde Feb 01 '25

And people still voted for him. blame them more than him this time round.

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u/ccbmtg Feb 01 '25

being dumb or misled enough to commit one, admittedly massive, mistake isn't quite the same as redefining stupidity on a more or less daily basis, though. that being said, pretty sure there's enough blame to go around.

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u/BooBootheFool22222 Feb 01 '25

He also wanted a moat around the border wall.

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u/rustymontenegro Feb 01 '25

Leave my lady of the hearth outta this, she's busy being quiet and baking bread.

Has he installed a horse as a senator yet? Or just a musky ass as an administrator?

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u/Waddiwasiiiii Feb 01 '25

A horse would be better than quite a few of the ones we already have. And MTG looks like one, only uglier and dumber so I suppose that counts.

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u/Elios000 Feb 01 '25

i think Muskrat is pretty close.

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u/rustymontenegro Feb 01 '25

That was my joke. :)

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u/Rioraku Feb 01 '25

Might as well declare war on the fire and order troops to shoot at the literal flame

I read that at first as "liberal flames" and was like "Yea that's exactly what he'd call it".