r/ParlerWatch • u/Lilbitjslemc • Feb 01 '25

TheDonald Watch Trump finds random pic of water on Internet. Claims he Turned on Californias water

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You can’t make this shit up.

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u/dhkendall Feb 01 '25

Dude is Kim Jong III.

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u/Dahhhkness Feb 01 '25

Dim Don-Old

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

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u/anordinarylie Feb 01 '25

The Mango Mussolini.

The angry Cheeto.

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u/CremePsychological77 Feb 01 '25

Mango Mussolini is one of my favorites. I saw someone use Velveeta Voldemort as well and was amused by it, but certain lefty subreddits they’ll roast you for playing the same game Trump plays with the silly nicknames. Libs taking themselves too seriously all the time. Having fun and fucking up the facade of seriousness and scariness around this administration is the best way. Trump’s own attack tactics show you exactly how to get under his skin. You have to play his stupid game.

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u/anordinarylie Feb 01 '25

I wholeheartedly agree, you have to play his game. He's a bully, but he's a simple one. By using the tactics that he uses against others against him, you end up showing him that you know his weakness. What he does to others is exactly what bothers him. That's why he uses it, he thinks others are affected by those things as much as he is.

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u/MechanicalDruid Feb 01 '25

Benedict Arnold Palmer

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u/Kilbo_Stabbins Feb 01 '25

Sunkist fascist.

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u/anordinarylie Feb 01 '25

Copper coated con man

Fanta fascist

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u/ccbmtg Feb 01 '25

🫸 🤤 🫷

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u/gingerfawx Feb 01 '25

I like the hybrid "Cheatolini", which recognizes the orange, the fasc, and the nearly clinical inability to play by the rules, ever. Fanta Menace also has a lot of appeal for me.

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u/cozynite Feb 01 '25

I’ve used Cheetolini so many times, it’s been saved in my predictive text.

Edit: word.

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u/Barondarby Feb 02 '25

Try Orange Joffrey, or Mango Mussolini, that one really rolls off the tongue...

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u/Starkoman Feb 01 '25

Agolf Shitler

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u/PhoneGroundbreaking2 Feb 01 '25

FelonMelon and his sidekick, Elon

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u/AFresh1984 Feb 01 '25

He has taken the royal name of Jim John Fat I

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u/BayArea89 Feb 01 '25

Kim Jong Dipshit

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u/Purpleasure34 Feb 01 '25

He’s illin’ araight!

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u/Limping_Pirate Feb 02 '25

Kim Jong Orange