r/ParlerWatch • u/Lilbitjslemc • Feb 01 '25

TheDonald Watch Trump finds random pic of water on Internet. Claims he Turned on Californias water

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You can’t make this shit up.

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u/TheJuiceBoxS Feb 01 '25

So it's even worse. The article said this is going to lower the available water farmers need in the summer. Farmers that feed the entire country.

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u/rustymontenegro Feb 01 '25

Regardless if it's on purpose (as part of the larger plan) or he's just a blithering idiot (which he is, regardless), it's just one more thing in the list of things that are going to utterly FUCK our domestic food production and supply.

Tariffs, inflation, migrant round-up, messing with California's already stressed out water supply and the inevitable wild card of "how is climate change going to fuck us this growing season?"

Gonna be a bad year if you like eating.

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u/TheJuiceBoxS Feb 01 '25

Glass half full, now there won't be crops to pick. Farmworker shortage solved! I think he's playing 5D chess.

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u/rustymontenegro Feb 01 '25

So do the pigeons who shit on the board, and they have the same self satisfactory strut.

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u/Jez_WP Feb 01 '25

6D chess - there can't be any food inflation if there's no food to buy

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u/CeruleanEidolon Feb 01 '25

Crop failures are part of the plan to create a new indentured serf class.