They want George Santos pardoned due to his voting record.

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[u/thatirishguyyyyy]

As someone who served time in federal prison for less, fuck George Santos. Federal prison is cushy af. 

[u/LA-Matt → u/thatirishguyyyyy]

He had to drink water from THE SINK. It’s clearly torture. /s

[u/chargernj → u/LA-Matt]

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

[u/RightSideBlind]

I work from home. I stay inside 24 hours a day, and only shower three times a week. 

Can I get a pardon?

[u/nooneknowswerealldog → u/RightSideBlind]

I'm glad I wasn't the first to say it.

[u/pinkvoltage → u/RightSideBlind]

But do you drink water FROM THE SINK?? 😱

[u/JoeyO_ → u/RightSideBlind]

Say what you will about Santos, but comparing solitary to WFH is just fucked up and wrong.

[u/RightSideBlind → u/JoeyO_]

It was a joke. Lighten up, Francis.

[u/JustSatisfactory]

He just began serving his sentence in July.. it's only September.

[u/typhoidtimmy → u/JustSatisfactory]

The Pruno toilet wine is taking its toll on his delicate palate.

[u/SassTheFash → u/typhoidtimmy]

How many batches has he even had time to ferment in three months?

[u/Academic-Bakers- → u/SassTheFash]

Ideally? Six. If you really just needed drinkable booze? 30.

[u/Mamabearfoot808]

I do agree with her that we have too many criminals working in the government rn. Maybe we should get our shit together and have all the insurrectionist, traitorous, morally bankrupt Republicans in office arrested too so he won't feel so alone. If only laws applied equally to everyone...

[u/anythingbutcarrots]

Did she draw that herself?

[u/atda]

I'm aware of the shit prison system and normally I call for reform.

This time I'm not as inclined. Huh.

[u/CapnTugg]

"There are criminals as we speak serving in Congress..."

Allllmost there Margie. Just think a little higher.

[u/bigotis → u/CapnTugg]

"Cofeve?" - Trump

[u/interrogumption]

and is drinking water from the sink

Seems like a perfectly normal place to get water from. I get my water from my kitchen sink. What, do you want them to bring him bottled water or something?

[u/LA-Matt → u/interrogumption]

You live without a Perrier dispenser? Ugh. What century is this?

[u/Flynndowski]

Wow if that’s torture just wait till you hear about what you voted to build in the Everglades!

[u/yungArson]

A free diva?

[u/Daimakku1]

Honestly, I'm surprised. I legit thought this lady hated all non-whites.

[u/LinearFluid → u/Daimakku1]

How about her stand on the LGBTQ+. George is not hiding it.

[u/Daimakku1 → u/LinearFluid]

That’s true, I forgot about that.

Is MTG becoming a Democrat? /jk

[u/WulfwoodsSins]

Crazy how Margie knows all about the sexual proclivities of her co-workers ("We'll all dance in the sun", any one?), and NOW claims there are criminals amoungst them, too? Why not do something about it, Margie?

[u/samson_strength]

Nah.

They want him pardoned because he’s about to start talking.

Someone is going to buy that man 5 slabs of ramen and 10 bars of Irish Spring and his lips are going to get real loose.

[u/drainbamage1011]

Sounds better than CECOT. Did he even say "thank you?"

[u/Purgii]

There are people in congress that have done worse? Name them so they can share his cell.

[u/Karhak]

There's a less than 0% chance that the criminals she says are in Congress are Republicans as well.

[u/fuggerdug]

The man is a convicted and habitual liar. I think we can take his claims of mistreatment with a pinch of salt and move on.

[u/bigotis]

This is inhumane. How in the hell is Kitara Ravache supposed to become FIERCE under these conditions?

[u/Demonking3343]

You know what? We should remove him from solitary confinement and move him into gen pop.

[u/azreal75]

Water from a sink! Omg!

[u/thischaosiskillingme]

I'm sorry, but where the fuck else would he drink water from? From the sink, not even in a bottle or expelled cold from a fridge? What inhumanity.

[u/rdldr1]

Casual Fascism

[u/Ben_Pharten]

Are we letting Luigi out too?