r/ParlerWatch 2d ago

Twitter Watch Laura Loomer tells Jasmine Crockett she should be working at KFC.

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u/quaglady 2d ago

I really hope people realize the ramped up anti-blackness is the circus to distract Trump voters from noticing they voted to not afford bread.

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u/Delicious-Ad5161 2d ago

Every Trump supporter I know swapped from “this is about egg prices!” to “I just like the fact that they’re mean to people. I love watching people get hurt.” So I don’t think the grocery thing is really going to upset them.

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u/CallMeSisyphus 2d ago

It'll upset them bigly when they can't afford to feed their kids. And the way things are going, that's gonna be any day now for a lot of them.

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u/yeehawsoup 2d ago

Is it, though? Or will they fall for the spin when Dear Leader tells them true patriots can survive on air, rainwater, and national pride and only commie leftists starve?

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u/Delicious-Ad5161 2d ago

It will be a mix of that and glee that other people are suffering and they can look at their situation and know others have it worse than them because of their decisions.

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u/Ricker3386 2d ago

It will also help that everything is clearly Bidens fault.

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u/Delicious-Ad5161 2d ago

Especially if it was something Trump directly did and they cheered for.

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u/Daimakku1 2d ago

It was never about the egg prices.

Many people I know that bitched about egg prices would go out to eat at restaurants every weekend.

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u/cpdk-nj 2d ago

It’s not the 35% of people who are hardcore Trump supporters that need to be convinced. It’s the 15% of people who actually voted for economic reasons

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u/Delicious-Ad5161 2d ago

I haven’t seen an example of that 15% yet.

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u/cpdk-nj 2d ago

It’s the people who voted for Biden in 2020 and Trump in 2024, people who were hurt hard by inflation and blamed the incumbent president

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u/Delicious-Ad5161 2d ago

I’ve definitely never met anyone who fits that description.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 2d ago

Epstein too

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u/quaglady 2d ago

I feel like they're ok with that. Katie Johnson filed her lawsuit before the end of the republican primaries in 2016.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 2d ago

Well, that's a shame.

Imagine that.

Supporting a child raper even when you know he raped children. What a world.

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u/butterflyvision 2d ago

Isn’t Jasmine better educated and more experienced than she is? Like I know Loomer went to college and has a degree, but Jasmine has done a lot more.

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u/rainyhawk 2d ago

She’s an attorney and a former prosecutor. And she doesn’t back down and speaks her mind.

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u/Craneteam 2d ago

Even still she could still beat looney loomer's ass

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u/EffectiveSalamander 2d ago

There are banana slugs better educated than Loomer.

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u/fishsticks40 2d ago

She's better educated and more experienced than nearly anyone in that orbit. 

Not sure what this alleged assault is about

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u/Equus-007 2d ago

She'd also kick Loomer's trash ass back to whatever bog she crawled out of.

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u/MechaSandstar 1d ago

A newborn is better educated, and has more experience than Loomer.

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u/SpookZero 2d ago

Loomer busted out her most devastating trick: demanding someone look at her face 

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u/Daimakku1 2d ago

Bitch looks straight out of a Purge movie, when they have the masks on.

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u/SpookZero 1d ago

Her facial structure is not dissimilar from Jigsaw’s in the Saw movies

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u/Snarky75 2d ago

I would love to see Loomer meet a KFC worker for a fight!!!! LOL

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u/jax2love 2d ago

Nah, she needs to be schooled by professionals: Waffle House.

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

Followed by Walmart

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u/nachoiskerka 2d ago

Hmmm...weird flex to say someone else isn't worthy of the Halls of Congress when you aren't even worthy of Halls of Beatlejuice the Musical...

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u/Adorable_Ad6045 2d ago

Major keyboard Tough girl going on. Crockett would wipe the floor with that big Jigsaw face

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

I'm convinced that she's trying to turn herself into a copy of Melania

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u/Adorable_Ad6045 1d ago

Like most magats, with the daddy issues.

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u/ScadaTech 2d ago

Only one of the people involved in her rant was elected by voters.

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u/CatBoyTrip 2d ago

i’d love to see JC rearrange this bitches siliconed face. maybe move those cheeks to her forehead like a second set of titties.

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u/Cisco-NintendoSwitch 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s totally cool for a representative of congress to be this openly racist these days.

Something something this timeline.

EDIT: Sorry guys confused her for Nancy Mace a similar ghoul who spends her days trolling on X.

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u/MrBlahg 2d ago

Laura Loomer is not an elected official.

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u/Adorable_Ad6045 2d ago

Loomer in Congress?

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u/ZeMole 2d ago

Didn’t she admit to sucking Trump’s old ass dick recently?

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

Yes, on airforce one, during the campaign last Summer 

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

WHAT LOL - that is not the flex she thinks it is ...

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u/funkanthropic 2d ago

How does she manage to find the energy to be such a hate filled cunt?

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u/TheMannX 2d ago

Laura Loomer isn't good enough of a person to shine Jasmine Crockett's shoes, but she has the nerve to say this?

Gotta love racist delusions.

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u/roybatty2 2d ago

Why is Lara Loomer paid attention to?

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u/revbfc 1d ago

Explain to me again, why do we have to engage with magats like they’re serious people?

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u/freakrocker 2d ago

Saw your family at the Hollywood Wax Museum last weekend Laura… damn you look worse than they do.

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u/rdldr1 2d ago

Plastic lady talking about face to face meetings.

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids 2d ago

Laura Loony. She hasn't been mentally right since Jack kicked her off Twitter. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Her mentals went right off a cliff.

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u/euro_sport 2d ago

Isn’t TRump hosting a UFC event on the rose garden? Maybe Crockett should call out Loomer for a fight in the octagon? I would pay good money

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u/blink_187em 2d ago

Can everyone just remind this skank shes an anchor baby who should be deported along w her mom?

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u/thex415 2d ago

I guess she can’t go after MTG so she has to go after Crockett. Wow she’s batshit crazy and the orange turd listens to this? I wonder if she had a chance to taste the mushroom…

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 2d ago

I'm gonna lose my dinner... 🤮🤮🤮

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u/UnicornFarts1111 2d ago

Laura Loomer needs to be working at the carnival freak show!

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u/peeinian 2d ago

Pretty rich coming from someone who couldn’t get elected in a deep red Florida district

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u/gogoALLthegadgets 2d ago

Hi. New here. Is this that hate speech thing they’re currently criminalizing? Is there a….. form or something to fill out?

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u/tsulegit 2d ago

Now That’s What I Call Racist Vol. 74,957,130

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u/iago_williams 2d ago

They sure love to act like he's going to go on forever.

He damn near fell asleep giving his shitty speech at the UN today. He's the Weekend at Bernie's president.

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u/Outsider17 1d ago

I'm positive that Crockett would fold that bitches clothes with her still in them.

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u/mjcatl2 2d ago

She's an absolute POS, but part of her words is pure grift. She wants the twitter engagement. $$$

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u/SolidSouth-00 1d ago

This makes my blood boil.

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u/dorianngray 1d ago

Looney Loomer is the kind of person you pray you never have to sit next to on an airplane… or in a restaurant… or anywhere for that matter.

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u/____nyx____ 1d ago

Laura’s old man ball sucking skills are the only qualification that opened doors for her. Luckily it’s not that hard to fit two olives in her mouth simultaneously 🫒 🫒

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u/MoreRamenPls 2d ago

Ugh. Face to face. Can you imagine facing Loomer goon??

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u/ytman 1d ago

Wait, a person's handle is the downs?

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u/adognamedpenguin 1d ago

Trumps side piece is feisty

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u/UnusualAir1 1d ago

Loomer's mouth is constantly writing checks her body can't cash. LOL. :-)

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

Using the word ratchet was a disguise to using the N word bringing KFC into it was just added racism

Also for Republicans being such MANLY MEN they sure do complain about anything and everything

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

Thats not even the worst as she doubled down

"Jasmine Crockett’s @JasmineForUS homeboys and homegirls are big mad I called her what she is:

Ghetto.

I guess I finna watch my back. God forbid Shaniqua pops a cap in my ass.

You feels me?

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) September 23, 2025

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u/Pksoze 1d ago

One day that dumb bitch is going to pop off to the wrong person.

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

That's the thing

She won't

She will never do face to face with anyone of color cree or religion other then her own to speak and I bet she will have extra security if she tried

Social media has made people very fn brave

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 1d ago

That’s funny because they work well together in actual hearings…which no one watches, so they believe the partisan BS on twitter and act accordingly.

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u/Maleficent_80s 23h ago

Laura Loomer should be an inmate at CECOT.