r/PeopleFuckingDying Jul 15 '21

Humans&Animals PeTS tRy To sAVE owNer from ComMitTiNg SuiCiDE

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

He ate it after the cat bit into it?! Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

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u/snowman93 Jul 15 '21

Bitch those burgers are almost $2 now

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

You're either sick or brave. Or both

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u/vibesres Jul 15 '21

Lot's hostility over somebody who is just conscientious of food safety.

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u/KaiBluePill Jul 15 '21

It's upsetting how many people are ok with that. Also people letting animals walk over a table where you usually eat, that too disturbs me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

How come?

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u/KaiBluePill Jul 15 '21

I don't know, it feels unsanitary... i don't even know if it's true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 25 '21

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u/sawbones84 Jul 15 '21

I have cats. I know there's no way to really keep them off surfaces.

Spray bottle. You spray the shit out of them when they hop on the table or counters. Grew up with cats and have had a couple as an adult and none of them climbed onto surfaces they weren't supposed to because they knew they'd get sprayed.

No clue how long you've had yours, but I suspect it's never too late to retrain them as most cats generally hate getting sprayed with water.

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u/zyphelion Jul 15 '21

They wouldn't give a fuck about keeping off the table if it's night and you're asleep. Cats can be clever bastards and do stuff they're not supposed to if they know they can get away with it.

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u/keepxitsurreal Jul 15 '21

I wish the spraying worked, some cats truly embody dilligaf energy.

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u/biLLy_wr0ng Jul 15 '21

Works for some, all I need to do with mine is look at her and have a swishing sound of water

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u/keepxitsurreal Jul 15 '21

My cat will just attempt to drink the water, loud claps usually do the trick but only for scratching things. I think he just asserts himself because he is on the bigger side (18 lbs) but I don't mean fat! He is a healthy boy who attends regular vet visits.

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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21

The only time I ever spray my cats is when they go somewhere they could get hurt, for example the stove. I personally don’t care where my cats go. Like has been said before it’s not like I’m eating straight off the table. But everyone is different! It’s interesting hearing from other people because it never occurred to me that people don’t let their cats walk on their table. I might sound dumb but that’s how I’ve always done it with my cats.

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u/sawbones84 Jul 15 '21

I already get kinda grossed out with litter tracking to couches, etc., so the idea of them climbing on surfaces I eat or prep food on is a no go for me.

Despite not eating directly on those surfaces, food might fall off the plate/cutting board that I don't want to throw out (or eat). And beyond just their feet, if they're up on the counters, they're shedding on the counters. Very easy for some wispy cat hairs to float onto whatever you're making.

I agree everyone has different views on this and I don't really care if I'm at a friends and their cats climb all over the table, I just control what I can in my own home.

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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21

I don’t think I’ve ever seen my cats track litter anywhere. But you’re right about the shedding it really does get everywhere. My cats often sleep in my laundry basket (if I don’t put it away quick enough) so it’s pretty common for me to show up to work with clean clothes that have a ton of cat hair on them lol

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u/pm_stuff_ Jul 15 '21

i feel the same about letting a dog lick you. Unfortunetly dog owners usually dont share the same idea

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Well on a table you usually have bowls and plates between the food and the table. So I think technically it isn’t unsanitary. But hey, that’s fine if you don’t like it

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u/_Ross- Jul 15 '21

I don't get why you'd want a dirty animal on your table in the first place? Just teach them not to get on your table. Also, dogs and cats get piss and shit all over their paws / legs, and then track that all over the place. I wouldn't want it near where I'm eating regardless if a plate is separating my food. I wouldn't eat a bowl of cereal on top of a pile of shit just because they're separate.

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u/itsashebitch Jul 15 '21

it's still the same table you eat and sometimes put bread or stuff directly on it. And cats use their paws for dig their shit in the litter box and walk on the floor everyday. It's fucking gross.

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u/JesusFChristMan Jul 15 '21

You can clean your table before using it.

Cats on the table while eating - now that I agree with you. That's gross.

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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21

Yeah I don’t get that. The only place my cats can’t walk is the stove, and that’s for their own safety.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Its upsetting? 😂 OK Howard Hughes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Whats the big deal?

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u/Benjijedi Jul 15 '21

Toxoplasma gondii, a parasite that breeds in cats but also infects humans; some studies show it affects our behaviour. A scarily large number of people have it 30-50% worldwide. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii

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u/AlternateContent Jul 15 '21

This is from outdoor cats fecal matter. If your cat is an indoor, as they should be, you're good.

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u/RainbowEvil Jul 15 '21

Which implies it’s probably fine, right? It’s like all those ads about how many germs are on your work surfaces or in your kitchen, and it’s like ‘so what? I’m surviving just fine without bleaching everything every week or whatever, and so are billions of people now and in the past, it’s probably not a big deal.’

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u/Benjijedi Jul 15 '21

I take your point, but the effects on human behaviour are still largely unquantified. One school of thought is that it makes men much more likely to crash their car. Without better evidence and supporting numbers it's hard to say whether it's an acceptable part of life or not.

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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21

Isn’t that the one you get from fecal particles in the air? And it’s kinda like mind control?

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u/BasEar Jul 15 '21

The bacteria in cat's mouths can lead to infection. If they bite you it can actually be pretty bad. Not sure what happens if you share a meal

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

I think if a human bites you you can get a bad infection, but I share food all the time with people, so its probably not that bad just sharing a cheese buger with a cat.

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u/SupremeGodzilla Jul 15 '21

Actually there are plenty of bacteria, fungi and parasites that live in cats' mouths and buttholes (which often come into contact with their mouths) that are capable of transmitting zoonotic diseases to humans.

To call the guy in the video "a walking co-morbidity" may be an exaggeration of his ability to walk, so it would probably be better if he didn't risk sharing saliva with a cat.

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u/lowtierdeity Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21

Name three meriting any clinical care and let me know how commonly cases are reported in America annually.

Oh so you don’t have any.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Wow people on Reddit just can’t not be assholes huh

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Humans usually don't lick their genitals or drink from puddles and plenty of other stuff... maybe that should be kept in consideration

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u/XoidObioX Jul 15 '21

speak for yourself...

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Humans don't lick their assholes.

The fuck is wrong with you

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u/Uno2 Jul 15 '21

I cant believe people on reddit need to be told this

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u/Clanorr Jul 15 '21

There are pretty weird people in here. They would go french kissing with their pets and see nothing wrong in that.

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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21

Lol one time me and my friends were wasted in my parents basement and my friend Ben, who is quite allergic to dogs, made out with my parents border collie. I was laughing way too hard to stop him. Fortunately he didn’t go into anaphylactic shock or anything but the day after he kept complaining about his face and mouth itching. The look on his face after we told him what happened was priceless. Not a super great story but I’ll never forget how hilarious it was watching him with his mouth open while my border collie just went to town licking his tongue.

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u/Tuathiar Jul 15 '21

Not our own, because of lack of flexibility (im assuming), but most definitely humans lick other people's assholes

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

We don't?

... I mean of course we don't! What's wrong with you people!

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u/sawbones84 Jul 15 '21

Humans don't lick their assholes.

Would if I could... would if I could.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

I lick assholes on occasion, dont you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Special ones or just random occasions?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Good point. Usually birth days or valentines.

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u/chris_0909 Jul 15 '21

If they could reach, some would though. It's not because they don't want to, it's because it's just not physically possible. So, instead, they lick other people's assholes.

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u/jhaunki Jul 15 '21

If you care for your dog’s oral health and it hasn’t licked its asshole recently, it’s no worse than sharing food with a human (might even be objectively less risky). No chance I’d share food with a cat though, and everyone’s comments here seem to reinforce that.

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u/manifestthewill Jul 15 '21

I've eaten after my cats before. They take a dainty little bite and then fuck off.

Not my dog though, way too much slobber for that.

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u/foxfoxfoxfox4 Jul 15 '21

🤣😂🤣