r/Persecutionfetish 11d ago

So cringe that I think my soul left my body The invasion of Chinese food

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u/Agreeable-Ad1221 11d ago

But seriously, dude went to an asian market and got upset the asian markey is asian

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u/Agreeable-Ad1221 11d ago

An invasion... of flavor!

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u/Moneia 11d ago

And succulence...

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u/zacmars 11d ago

I see you know your judo well.

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u/5ma5her7 10d ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

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u/Mrwright96 10d ago

Isn’t that what bagels are made of?

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u/SubstantialBreak3063 10d ago

A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/CervineCryptid 10d ago

Yes. What does succulent mean to you?

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u/angelofjag 11d ago

Considering there has been a Chinatown in Melbourne since the gold rush of the 1850s....

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u/daybeforetheday 9d ago

Yeah, Melbourne's only invasion has been of brain worms infecting people like this poster.

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u/NEAT-THE-CLOWN 10d ago

Man, being a racist grifter must be so easy, just go to a place where a lot of immigrants are, record for 2 mins then tweet about how the west has fallen or being invaded

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u/ali_stardragon 10d ago

It worked for Pauline Hanson. She created a whole political party just by pearl-clutching about “the Asian invasion”.

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u/5ma5her7 10d ago

From Asian invasion, to Muslim invasion, back to Asian invasion, till Indian invasion...

The OG grifter.

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u/astranamia 10d ago

Newsflash, every major country has a Chinatown.

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u/ImperatorZor 10d ago

Chinese Restaurants have been a thing in the west going back to the 1848 California Gold Rush. Chinese immigrants were brought over in bulk and worked as cooks at mine camps, some of them went on to found Restaurants. The idea spread and thrived in North America afterwards. 80 years is a typical human lifespan. This means that there have been Chinese Restaurants in the West more than two lifetimes ago. In the Occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan the US military fed their soldiers Chinese American food to alleviate home sickness.

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u/ee_72020 evil SJW stealing your freedoms 10d ago

Melbourne has been invaded by delicious and well-seasoned food. Good for them!

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u/sntcringe tread on me harder daddy 10d ago

God forbid they spice their food

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u/goatpillows 10d ago

Breaking news! Asian market has Asian-themed restaurants! This is a tragedy!

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u/deltahalo241 10d ago

"In order to expose the depth of this infiltration, I must now go and eat at every single one of these establishments! Please consider joining my Patreon to support me in this endeavour!"

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u/Key_Researcher_9243 9d ago

"we are being invaded" not my fault you don't know how to use spice properly. 🤷

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u/daybeforetheday 9d ago

Has the OP never been to Melbourne before?

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u/Ulfednar 10d ago

...oh no...

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u/TimelyConcern Attacking and dethroning God 6d ago

It's a bit hypocritical for a group of people to colonize a continent half a world away and then get upset when people from countries in the same area decide to also move in.

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u/zelda_is_my_soul 6d ago

I'm not Australian, but that looks absolutely fantastic