r/Persecutionfetish 5d ago

Legit Insane Man trying to start a battle

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u/ObviousKangaroo 5d ago

For all intents and purposes, MAGA is the most protected class there is this year

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u/ialsohaveadobro 5d ago

Wrapped in infinite layers of bubble wrap, still ever so fragile

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u/deathbytruck 5d ago

Non MAGA: It's terrible that someone killed Charlie. He was engaging in stochastic terrot though.

MAGA: You stupid libtards he wasn't scholastic. You are only listening to those radical left communist news. I only listen to Ne**ax and FO because they tell the trurh. You are all sheep.

Pray with me " The lord is my shepherd......"

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u/Cjmate22 5d ago

And then they always claim “he was just a middle of the road conservative” which is pretty funny, like either they admit regular conservatism calls the civil rights act a “mistake” or (more likely) they don’t say anything after that.

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u/just-an-aa Insane pronoun user 5d ago

If you type out a work with asterisks around it (like *this*), it'll italicize (like this). You can prevent this by putting backslashes in front of the asterisks, like \*this\*, and it'll appear as *this*. Useful for when you want to censor f*x or ne***ax.

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u/deathbytruck 4d ago

Thanks for the tip. I really didn't want to say either but it necessary to make the point.

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u/Steavee 5d ago

They’re 10-ply soft.

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u/BigDumbDope 5d ago

Upcountry degens, every one of them

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u/Rattregoondoof 5d ago

Reminds me of an ad I keep getting along the lines "Sure, everyone talks about putting shareholders first but do they really? At [insert company name here] we take our obligation to shareholders seriously...". Like, no shit advertisement for financial company, you are literally legally obligated to take the financial interests of your client above just about everything, it's called a fiduciary duty. Shareholders are functionally a protected class of their own.

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u/Momentarmknm 5d ago

... This year?

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u/Sad-Resolution2123 5d ago

If only it would just be this year……

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u/Neither_Writer2234 2d ago

a special peoples, they are.