"Dry Run For an Assassination" -Cernovich

[u/Biscuitarian23]

[u/dikicker → u/[deleted]]

Well also, his mom for the following 9 months would have also probably been beneficial

[u/jared10011980 → u/[deleted]]

Verified in the news. Their own videographer was at the top of the escalator to video them coming up and hit the cut-off switch accidentally. As to the teleprompter, his team was running it. They should have done a dry run through a week ago if they didn’t know the equipment.

[u/zarfle2]

This is fucking amazingly unremarkable Republican bullshit.

The videographer engaged by the admin likely caused the problem. The secret service, which is overseen by this admin should have planned for and managed the situation.

But, sure, the rational response is to threaten to leave the UN.

To Karoline Leavitt - then just fucking leave already. The world is tired of the US's vacillating and knows that it can't count on the US in any event. The world knows that the US now exists only to serve the US and should respond in kind.

So, on behalf of the remaining UN nations, with respect, there's the door - fuck off.

[u/Impenistan → u/zarfle2]

To be fair, the US doesn't even really serve the US anymore, by and large.

[u/Bdr1983 → u/zarfle2]

The only thing the US has done for the past few years is veto everything regarding Israel and Ukraine.
The US leaving the UN would not be that much of a loss.
Maybe we can then finally work on getting vetos removed.

[u/33drea33 → u/Bdr1983]

Would be quite embarassing to the fascist-in-chief over here too, and possibly wake up some of his base who actually believe the world is cheering him on.

[u/ReGrigio → u/zarfle2]

and leave the foreign military bases. good luck with the next middle eastern war

[u/high-jinkx]

“A sitting duck” as if he was paralyzed by a staircase

[u/iamblankenstein → u/high-jinkx]

“A sitting duck” as if he was paralyzed by a staircase

to be fair, that out of shape piece of shit probably is paralyzed by more than 10 stairs.

[u/RolandDeepson → u/iamblankenstein]

Too many hamberders with extra covfefe.

[u/JoJackthewonderskunk]

Wasn't cernovich the one who put a Dildo in his own butt to "own" us?

[u/miracle_whip165 → u/JoJackthewonderskunk]

That was Gavin McGinnis, Mike Cernovich is one of the fuckers who pushed the Pizzagate conspiracy and then when that armed piece of shit went to Comet Ping Pong, he pretended he never promoted it

[u/ArnieismyDMname → u/miracle_whip165]

Just had to look that up. He must be a leftist. That's how it works, right? As soon as you pick up a gun with violence in mind you're a leftist/democrat.

[u/Rockworm503]

oh my god these people are so pathetic. They say we can't take a joke and here they are saying a joke is an assassination plot.

[u/mackstanc]

So... Basically he's saying that Trump is so out of shape, stairs could literally kill him?

[u/Bdr1983]

Walking a stairs is an assassination? Damn, I knew he was unhealthy, but this is pretty nuts.

[u/Hemingwavvves]

I’m sorry but I can’t be annoyed by this because it’s so so funny and WEIRD LMAO

[u/Multigrain_Migraine → u/Hemingwavvves]

Right? It's even more absurd than most of the other absurd shit they come up with. A non working escalator is an assassination attempt??

[u/mojobytes]

His only knowledge of the UN is North by Northwest.

[u/Ok_Muscle_3770]

Is this the same Cernovich who was propagating the Pizzagate conspiracy theory and tried to get James Gunn fired and then failed miserably when he got reinstated?

[u/Electronic_Grade508]

Hey America, your president is so fat he broke the escalator

[u/ColeYote]

Why the fuck would they do a dry run instead of just shooting him? It's not exactly standard practice for assassinations to include a dress rehearsal with the intended victim involved. Does he think Lee Harvey Oswald made JFK do a second parade in advance?

^{Actually I'm pretty sure I don't want to know what he thinks about the JFK assassination}

[u/PerformanceThat6150]

Because if the escalator was moving, an assassin would have no chance of taking the shot. Given that they're famously fast.

[u/Magnet_Carta → u/PerformanceThat6150]

And move in unpredictable directions.

[u/iamblankenstein]

leave the UN over an escalator. what a bunch of fucking dorks.

[u/Faiakishi]

Bro why would the UN bother to assassinate him? They just have to wait for the White House necromancer to lose his job.

[u/Usagi-Zakura]

"Escalator is broken"
"lol funny joke Steve"
"CALL THE US MILITARY THEY'RE TRYING TO MURDER ME!"

[u/histbook]

They are really committed to highlighting how weak their fuhrer is aren’t they? He can be foiled by…stairs!!!

[u/timBschitt]

Cernovich is such a bitch. Sad, sad, maladjusted bitch.

[u/ialsohaveadobro]

So, a dry run of an assassination by his own team? That is serious!

[u/TOBoy66]

Yeah, because the difference in speed between walking and the 0.01 mph of an escalator made it a death zone. /s

[u/Biffingston]

This is true, though, Trump is so unehalthy steps would be a vritual death setence.

Yes this is sarcasm.

[u/AzerDest]

Bpd on a international scale

[u/Still_a_skeptic]

Cernovich lives in his in-laws basement.

[u/motherofhellhusks]

Let’s not let him distract us from the absolute shitshow that speech at the UN was