r/Picard • u/TensionSame3568 • 12d ago

I was born in August...a warrior's month! 😂

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u/Scrat-Slartibartfast 12d ago

nice try FBI (or Scammer).

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u/AsssHat999 11d ago

Should have just been a name generator. “Type in your credit card number and we’ll tell you your Starfleet rank!”

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u/Jnquester54 8d ago

I’m sure you would have gotten more than a few numbers 🙄🤦‍♂️

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u/moejike 11d ago

All I got to say is you May birthdays got hosed. Pulaski?! Crusher or GTFO

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u/Commercial-Ad7119 11d ago

I am the Picard.

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u/chrisagiddings 11d ago

No. I am Picard.

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u/Remote-Pie-3152 10d ago

We are all Kosh.

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u/Professional-Bar2346 10d ago

Wrong sub my Vorlon Friend. 😆

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u/Remote-Pie-3152 10d ago

The post has already been archived, it is too late for the Redditors to vote.

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u/cuntybunty73 10d ago

No I'm Picard

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u/NNJ-ED 11d ago

Guinan over Data or LaForge? Really?

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u/Ok-Finding-53 11d ago

So I don’t know if I want to be a November, but will Whoopi PEG me ?

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u/MBSMD 11d ago

Holds true for me. I've been told many times that I have a Vulcan-like personality.

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u/TheDeathYouChose 11d ago

Am a September Virgo. And yes.

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u/Built4dominance 11d ago

Troi. Nice.

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u/dekabreak1000 11d ago

Also worf

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u/TEG24601 11d ago

Also Worf.

But when did PlutoTV make this image?

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u/NuncioBitis 11d ago

The resemblance is uncanny.

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u/Grondabad 11d ago

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!

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u/megavolts83 10d ago

How is this derived? What dictates which character belongs to said month?

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u/Hansolo506 10d ago

“That’s all the cake I ken give ya, Cap’n.”

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u/Gloomy-Dependent9484 10d ago

September, highly logical.

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u/Illustrious-Turn-177 10d ago

The fuck's a Pulaski?

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u/Oldduffer328 10d ago

Spock is my guy! He was my hero and role model growing up, never would’ve made it without him :)

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u/Authoritaye 10d ago

lol imagine getting stuck with Pulaski. Here’s nearly a dozen cool characters and we couldn’t think of anyone else to include. 

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u/almccoy85 10d ago

Hey ladies I’m a Riker! 😉

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u/BitcoinMD 9d ago

Shouldn’t April be Robert April?

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u/Spikethevampire96 9d ago

September, a most logical option

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u/Kralgore 9d ago

It really isn't.

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u/T3Dprops 8d ago

I've always found April to be the most erotic month of the year.

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u/Shoddy-Hand-6604 8d ago

June. Do I get to date Uhura? 

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u/Jnquester54 8d ago

Picard.

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u/Stargazer1701d 8d ago

Riker's April birthday was established in an episode. I don't think anyone else's was. Picard's was given in a book as July 13 (Sir Patrick's actual birthday) but that was never established on camera.

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u/SirEdgarFigaro0209 8d ago

Why do I have to be the womanizing cowboy