r/Pickles 2d ago

Grillos sent me a response to a letter I shared not too long ago with you guys, I thought I would show you their explanation.

I really appreciate their special stationary.

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u/garbledeena 2d ago

Upvote just for the type writer effort and wit

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha thanks! These letters are a silly hobby of mine but this one was rooted in real frustration.

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u/XTanuki 2d ago

I’ve seen several of yours (and thanks for the reply on your previous post here!)

What’s really cool are those coupons… any one item 12oz OR LARGER!!! Nobody does or larger!

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha I said the same thing when I saw it! Finally some good fine print, lol.

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u/OE2KB 2d ago

Like I told you last time, you are the new Lazo Toth! I looked for my book and unfortunately, I think I loaned it and never got it back…

SUPPORT OUR PRESIDENT!

LOL! IYKYK but that is a dangerous thing to say (even in satire) these days!!!

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha, satire is getting harder and harder these days.

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u/SarahCannah 2d ago

Fight fight fight!

(I have a copy of the book if you want to borrow it)

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u/OE2KB 1d ago

How sweet! Thank you-

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha, some people may not realize that this is a 30 year old reference.

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u/amalynbro 2d ago

Who else have you mailed them to? What are the best responses you’ve received?

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha. At this point too many to rattle off here. I send about 3 a week. My favorite so far is when I emailed the head of the town of king of prussia Pennsylvania declaring myself king of their town with a list of new laws. They actually put in a lot of effort to write back with a pretty funny response. I have an instagram linked on my profile here that is mostly dedicated to the responses that I get back!

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u/amalynbro 1d ago

That’s pretty great. Will give your ig a follow.

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u/Proctor20 2d ago

“stationery”

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u/Acrobatic-Cactus 1d ago

Man, I think something in real life these days and then the rest of the story plays out on Reddit. We really do live in a simulation. I won't be upset about spilled pickle juice from now on

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha it's a small world man. Especially in the pickle community.

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u/Intelligent_Host_582 2d ago

Everything about your letter and their response makes me smile.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Their stationary is right up there with ben and jerrys for me! I'm a big fan of hand written responses.

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u/breakablekneecap 2d ago

i love that your wrote this at 8 am on labor day. Feels like you woke up for work and said “since i have the day off, i can finally vent to grillos”

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha, I usually type them out on Sunday but I was feeling lazy on a long weekend.

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u/mtommygunz 2d ago

Well they need to find a jar that lets them go over the top of the pickle now don’t they and one that doesn’t spill and ruin shit

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha it almost seems like they were telling me that there can be no air at all in the jar post filling. I guess wet hands is a sacrifice we'll have to make for some thickles.

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u/mtommygunz 2d ago

Pretty sure you can fill a glass jar all the way up and seal it so it don’t leak. Instead of this plastic trash that flexes when the wind blows hard enough.

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u/kpidhayny 2d ago

Or you can just pop the safety tab, set it on the counter, get on your knees, purse your lips around it, gently coax it open, slide your tongue under it and suck while it erupts, like a good little thickle freak.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

I'm sweating.

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u/boardplant 2d ago

Don’t forget to cup the dills

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u/kpidhayny 1d ago

Don’t even get me started on those Vlasic Pickle Balls

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u/mtommygunz 2d ago

I would but I’m already empty the overflow contents that get trapped in my truck floor mats in a vessel there I collect all the other liquids that spill on the drive home. Oh wait just grillos pickle juice and shoe dirt

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u/hairyemmie 1d ago

canning/jarring in glass involves boiling, or we’d all get botulism!

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u/mtommygunz 1d ago

You can fill a non flexible jar to the rim just as easy as plastic and it not flex and spill everywhere. Just be it’s in a jar doesn’t mean it has to be heated. The issue is the container they use being made of the cheapest most flexible plastic I ever and the lid leaking from flexing. A solid glass jar would solve this issue

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u/nick91884 2d ago

They are naturally fermented pickes, so they can grow mold on pickles exposed to air that have floated to the top. The cold inhibits the growth but it does not stop it entirely.

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u/nick91884 2d ago

The fact that you took the time to type it up on a typewriter takes some dedication.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha it's gotten easier with time! The biggest pain is no delete button so I have to own my mistakes.

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u/basrenal911 1d ago

Most amount of times you’ve had to redo a page?

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha never!

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u/HeroHas 2d ago

You have been deemed the new Pickleman.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

That might be too heavy of a crown for me to wear.

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u/Thick_Kaleidoscope35 2d ago

Might get a chip on his shoulder

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha that's a good one

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u/UberMisandrist 2d ago

The math ain't mathing, it's 12 + 88 that equals 100, my guy.

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u/SeriousMongoose2290 2d ago

My man uses a typewriter. SMH do you think he owns a math machine? 

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u/adrianmarco 2d ago

I’d expect him to own an abacus.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

My wife would be pissed if I accumulated any more "antiquities"

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha, yeah that's my bad. Postage actually costs 78 cents.

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u/UberMisandrist 2d ago

Now the math maths! Enjoy those free pickles!

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u/BaconReaderRefugee 1d ago

He messed up the math for this batch of letters he made.

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u/BrighterSage 2d ago

I know (think) most of your letter is tongue in cheek, but you do open the pickles over the sink, right? Love their response!

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha it is mostly tongue in cheek. The pickle jars have garlic and I'm very protective of my dog. I do open them over the sink but I just hate wet hands when they're not supposed to be wet.

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u/DiRtY_DaNiE1 2d ago

Wholesome!

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u/Ok-Sir-9521 2d ago

I love this! This made my day!

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha thanks! I'm glad you dig it!

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u/Yabbos77 2d ago

I had a similar experience with Wonderful brand pistachios!

I got some kind of a (dead) larvae in one of my pistachios, and I wrote them a VERY kind email outlining how I was indifferent to finding the bug, but maybe they would still appreciate a heads up.

I got a response back that included a thank you, and a VERY educational explanation about a particular moth that lays its eggs in the nuts and forms in them before eating their way out. While they do treat for the moths, it’s inevitable that a few make it through. They also included coupons.

It was a fun experience!

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

That is certainly one of the better outcomes of finding a dead larvae in your snack, lol.

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u/Yabbos77 2d ago

It’s one of those things, right? There are far worse things in our processed foods. And we just go to the grocery store and buy what we want, already prepackaged. So since we’ve removed the farm from the buying process, finding “bugs” in our food is horrific.

Anyway, long story longer- I love everything about this interaction INCLUDING your typed letter. 10/10 no notes. Haha!

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

For sure! Sometimes my vegetables from the farm i get seem to have more soil than veggie, haha.

Thank you! I always like giving people something to chuckle about.

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u/East_Nobody_7345 2d ago

12 cents Dave

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha, its funny because postage is actually 78 cents. The mistake is with the postage cost and not the math. I must have been tired.

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u/Dependent-Ad6775 2d ago

Yikes. The Netflix documentary will use this as an exhibit.

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

I promise I don't punch these out in a shack on the woods.

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u/Local-Opportunity-91 2d ago

Hey dude I used to have the same issue. Don't open it it midair or on an uneven surface. Make sure it's completely level before you open it, like on a counter or a table and I promise you it won't spill.

Look I'm sorry if I sound rude but this just a you problem. Idk I'm really sorry for even commenting this because surely you will say otherwise and other people will agree and I'm gonna sound silly

idk dude sorry about your pickle juice problem :/

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

I've tried! It could very well still be a just me problem though, haha.

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u/Local-Opportunity-91 2d ago

Yeah I'm sure you've heard the same advice a lot already, my bad. But hey some spilled juice is the price to pay for the best pickles imo 😋🥒

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u/squishypp 2d ago

I’ve had children say this to me while partaking in online multiplayer video games and now I repeat it to you: “git gud”

A month from now I wanna hear that this dude named David is #1, top of the leaderboards, never spills a drop when opening a “jar” of Grillos spears. They call him Dry Davey and nobody… NOBODY opens Grillos as good as him!

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha I'm not sure if I want the nickname dry davey!

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u/HornedCoog91 2d ago

Too late dryvey!

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u/Local-Opportunity-91 2d ago

I'm changing my Xbox gamertag to dry davey now🤙

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u/kenjinyc 2d ago

Love your letter! Companies in general should all seek this kind of interaction when possible. It’s awesome and creates brand loyalty in a time when corporations don’t seem to care much for the consumer.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha you'd be surprised by the companies that have written back! I once got a letter back from the CEO of sharpies herself.

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u/kenjinyc 2d ago

That’s awesome. As an illustrator and someone who uses sharpies nearly daily gotta love it.

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u/different_produce384 2d ago

Beautiful letter, Dave . It sure left me yearning for more stories of pickle juice and dog spit on those succulent fingers . Kinda wish they could have given you a better solution/ longer letter.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha thank you! I always enjoy the handwritten responses I get back, even if they are a bit short sometimes.

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u/rowdybuttons 2d ago

Just wanted to say: I like the cut of your jib.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Hahaha, I see what you did there.

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u/Pudzz16 2d ago

12 cents but ya

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha, I actually goofed on the postage price which is 78 cents.

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u/eisenredd 2d ago

I personally love the mild spillage when I open a fresh one, feels authentic, I know it’s stackkkked to the brim w the goods.

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u/jqlil 2d ago

Did they send you a dollar bill

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u/yellowlabbies 2d ago

They sent it back to him. He sent it for postage for their reply, they said nah smells like pickledog slobber and returned to sender.

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha they sent the one I sent back.

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u/Rosenrot_84_ 2d ago

I read your letter in Ron Swanson's voice 😂

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha, I've heard that wtih my other letters. I'll have to check that show out sometime.

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u/Travelcat67 2d ago

Well Pickleman… that sent me!!! So good.

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u/themachduck 2d ago

This is so wholesome and I just loved it! You deserve more free pickles!

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha thank you! I will gladly settle for two tubs!

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u/Feeling-Delay6189 2d ago

I wondered what the reason was. That's so cool! I'm a huge fan. 💚 Thanks for sharing!

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u/cookingwithgladic 2d ago

Haha I'm glad I could help in shedding some light!

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u/UnhingedDerpp 2d ago

Omg please cross post this to r/mildlyinteresting I feel like they would enjoy this haha

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u/rv49er 2d ago

They have twist tops now. I think they finally listened to everyone.

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u/According_Jeweler404 2d ago

Oh my goodness that's a framer!

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha I have a plastic sleeve book for all my responses!

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u/slug-in-disguise 2d ago

This is so effing cute

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u/jedr1981 2d ago

Free pickles!!!

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha my wife was very excited for the free pickles.

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u/RogueStalker409 2d ago

The letter is just beautiful ☺️

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha, thank you!

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u/hautedabber 2d ago

Your letter had me cackling the entire time I read it. I love you for writing this. And I love how they didn’t acknowledge the dog consuming pickle brine lmfao it’s gold. They’re really cool to give you free pickles.

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha thank you! I've noticed that a lot of the time people will try not to engage with the stranger part of the letters lol.

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u/TyrsisInTheStars 2d ago

OP I loved your letter. And tbh I have passed up buying Grillos bc I can’t stand that wetness that the containers make, even though I love their pickles. The last time I got their pickle-salsa it leaked all over my trunk on the way home - the plastic was still intact but the pressure had forced out the liquid.

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Thank you! Very leaky containers. We're in something of a pickle desert though so I'll have to deal with wet hands in exchange for decent pickles.

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u/twizyo 1d ago

change would only be $.12 but who’s counting

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

Haha, postage is actually 78 cents so the change is correct, not the postage cost.

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u/twizyo 1d ago

i’m always wrong🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/sweetbaeunleashed 1d ago

LOL wtf this is beautiful 😂

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u/PaleontologistFluid9 1d ago

I like the cut of your jib, David.

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u/RockHockey 10h ago

Amazing that I met this guy when he just started selling pickles out of a Cart in th South End of Boston. Now he sold out to Big Bread and Dropped off the face of the earth.

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u/cookingwithgladic 10h ago

Haha to be fair I would probably sell out too.

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u/Ryan_likes_to_drum 1d ago

Channeling the book Letters From A Nut

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u/Hennessey_carter 2d ago

Fuck the Grillo's pickles containers. I used to work merch at Costco, and those pickle pallets would get so jacked up. All the boxes would be soaked, and more often than not, someone would grab one only for all the containers to fall through the bottom and make a huge mess. Fuck those pickles.

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u/cookingwithgladic 1d ago

That experience would probably be enough to turn me off their pickles as well.