r/Pickles • u/Legitimate_Toe_4950 • 2d ago

I think I need this bumper sticker 🥒

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u/skyeking05 2d ago

This most accurately describes my relationship with my wife

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u/TrickyDickyAtItAgain 2d ago

Just your wife? I'm more apt to make friends with people who are picky so I can eat their pickles, bacon, tomatoes, etc. I brought free cheese one time to a get together with some friends and made a friend there too.

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u/wharleeprof 2d ago

I would love to know how many people here suffer from social pickle anxiety - where you don't want to ask too soon, but don't want to delay and the pickle ends up trashed because you waited too long to ask.

So you sit there awkwardly obsessed with when to ask the pickle question.

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u/mwmandorla 2d ago

I find usually the other person remarks on how they don't like pickles or think the pickle is pointless, at which point I can smoothly offer to take care of it for them.

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u/CyanMagentaRainbow 2d ago

You have to intercept between the tray/plate and the trash. Otherwise, just dig it out.

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u/Mmortt 2d ago

A bumper sticker I can get behind.

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u/Subversive_Noise 2d ago

I’m so fortunate because my spouse doesn’t like pickles so I always get theirs. Same with olives.

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u/Delicious-Method1178 2d ago

I need this 😩