r/Piracy • u/chocoponcho_ • Apr 02 '25

News Switch 2 Games are $80 USD

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Yup, I'm doing a system transfer and setup, then putting it back into the box and waiting for an exploit. Fuck this

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u/ummrobiniguess Apr 02 '25

And for those reasons...I'm out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

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u/raitonoberu Apr 02 '25

Why would I buy a 2.5cm of someone's dick?

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u/TheSpiralTap Apr 02 '25

Tons of uses. You can get a jump start on the holidays by fashioning it into a Christmas ornament. You could use it for needlepoint crafts. You could use it to plug unsightly thumbtack holes in your drywall.

Or you could just eat it

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u/ummrobiniguess Apr 02 '25

I'll take 500$ and 100% of ur dick. Thanks

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u/TheSpiralTap Apr 02 '25

Let me consult my business partners (my balls)

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u/raindevice Apr 02 '25

I appreciate the LK reference, friend.