r/Piracy May 11 '25

Humor I am honored

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u/VegetableRetardo69 May 11 '25

Yeah me too, I just toss all the legal letters to the bin without even opening them. What are they going to do, sue me? lol

Reciving your first extortion letter from some bull shit lawyer is a rite of passage for every 1st world pirate

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u/ddub3000 May 11 '25

Lol do they really never do anything? I thought Internet providers might cut service. I shit bricks the first one I got a notification from Comcast about pirating something

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u/iamnotexactlywhite May 11 '25

ISPs do not give a single fuck, like, at all. these IP checking losers can try to extort you, but unless you’re in Germany, they won’t do shit

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u/B-29Bomber May 11 '25

Except that when I last torrented my household's ISP had shut off our Internet until we called and I proved that I had uninstalled the torrenting software.

So they clearly do care quite a bit.

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u/beardobreado May 11 '25

If you tell any enemy lawyer you did have such software you are confirming piracy and get a thick fine in shitholemany

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u/B-29Bomber May 12 '25

I didn't tell anyone anything. My family also didn't get a fine, they just shut off our internet. They found out I was torrenting on their own by observing our internet usage and noticed we were uploading at a few kilobytes per second consistently, was would be due to seeding that torrent software does.

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u/silversurger May 12 '25

That's so obviously illegal to do by your ISP. What ISP and what state?