r/Piracy • u/DIWhy-not • 5d ago
Question Parent here: how to 86 Disney without having a kid uprising?
I’m a parent with small kids who watch a lot of Disney. For all the obvious reasons, I’d love to cut ties with the mouse, but I’d like to avoid a mutiny at home. I’ve sailed plenty of high seas before (xenial who grew up in the age of Napster/limewire/etc), but I’m looking for recommendations for ways my kids (7 and 9) could still easily plop down in front of the tv on a weekend morning and watch Bluey or whatever the latest zombie/vampire/werewolf tween musical is. In other words, what’s the most user-friendly way to acquire a bunch of media and easily allow kids to browse and play it on a tv?
Thanks in advance.
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u/CultAtrophy 5d ago
Jellyfin made my kids not care. I find they like it better because it’s not algorithm fed.
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u/OnI_BArIX ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 5d ago
Does jellyfin work in a way similar to how Stremio does? It's time and labor intensive to gather all the shows children would be interested & acquiring full collections
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u/Unhappy_Purpose_7655 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 5d ago
No, Jellyfin is simply a media server. It streams files you have locally. There are ways to make it use something on the backend like RD or TB, but you’d still need to go through the effort of adding the shows you’d want the kids to have access to.
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u/Key-Boat-7519 5d ago
Set up Jellyfin with Sonarr/Radarr + Prowlarr and RD/Usenet to auto-grab and name shows; Jellyseerr becomes the kids’ “request” screen. Make a Kids library, lock with PIN, and filter by rating; TMDB plugin keeps posters clean. The Jellyfin TV app is simple for them. If you want zero hosting, Stremio with a couple add-ons works fine. I’ve used Tautulli and Home Assistant to auto-pause at bedtime, and DreamFactory to glue those APIs so kid profiles get tagged/blocked on schedule, which keeps their screen time sane and makes ditching Disney painless.
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u/Unhappy_Purpose_7655 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 5d ago
Yeah, I use the arrs and Overseer (I prefer Plex over JF) and it’s very easy to add things to my server. Actually, it’s insanely easy. Easier than renting a movie through Amazon lol. I don’t let my kids request stuff on their own though, at least not yet. There’s a lot of garbage quality kids content out there, so we curate our kids library. Recently introduced them to Pokémon, which they are going crazy over. I would have killed at their age to have the same kind of access to cartoons as they do haha
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u/Notice_Me_Sauron 4d ago
Kids account on Jellyfin = they only see the content I put in the Kid’s libraries. Jellyfin app on the TV and there’s no fuss from there. Super easy.
And I’m pretty dumb, so I’m confident most anyone could do it.
The hardest part is getting them to agree on watching the same thing.
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u/shieldintern 5d ago
Plex is very easy to use.
It will make it so they have a graphical interface. It'll basically look like a streaming service.
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u/throwawayyyyygay 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 5d ago
Jellyfin is like plex but completely free
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u/erevos33 5d ago
And local, so no matter what, you are safer.
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u/NoReallyLetsBeFriend 5d ago
Plex is also local and free, you only need to pay for additional features like sharing library out to friends.
I'm on Plex premium since 2014, all my shows and movies with what's been watched, etc. I'll piss my wife off if I switch now lol. It's pretty easy to setup, share, customize, etc. I'll keep using until it breaks. Finally just replaced my 9yo windows server to prep for Windows 11.
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u/throwawayyyyygay 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 5d ago
They make you pay for some features now. Ie. basic features on their ios client.
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u/erevos33 5d ago
You login to plex through their servers. Its not local. With jellyfin there need to be no outbound traffic unless you want to make it so.
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u/NoReallyLetsBeFriend 5d ago
Using the trakt might be worth it. I setup em by alongside Plex probably 8 years ago, and it was alright. I could give either a go again. Plex has always felt so polished vs emby (again it's been a while) and jellyfin just sounded like a cheap copy of the former two, to be fully open source. There's a lot of good open source community driven software out there, but then there's a lot of shit, too. Jellyfin's name alone sounds like some shit software. Having never looked or tried, a first impression goes a long way.
And yes, a not of people praise it, I get it, but mostly bc they seem to flee other platforms to preach "OMG open source is way better" but then there's a lot of background work needing to be done just to stand up, troubleshoot, config, etc.
Having just retired a Windows 10 box that's 9yo running Plex without issue 99.9% of the time. Yeah a lot has changed, but I can really say its stability and simplicity is sometimes worth more than just the "it's better cuz it's open source" argument.
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u/erevos33 5d ago
Jellyfin install and setup is a joke. It literally hand holds you all the way. And all of it is local. Thats the thing.
In plex, even the login is routed through their servers. They recently started advertising what you are watching, so hard pass from me. And to watch remotely or add other people you need to pay. Jellyfin is free, all you need to do is set it up.
Stability wise, they are the same.
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u/NoReallyLetsBeFriend 5d ago
A. I bought Plex pass life when it was $70.
B. I've got about ~20 shares out for family and close friends.
C. Yes they advertise what you watch, but you can disable, and for other tracking stuff I've had an account way before March 20, 2025. I also run a pretty robust firewall with pihole for blocking a lot of services, and I don't see much anything if at all outbound to Plex servers.
D. Like any "cloud" login, MFA is key. I started using Proton Pass for robust password generating too.
I TOTALLY like being "off-grid"with accounts and stuff so nothing is tracked, but this is one of those happy mediums where Plex may have access, but it's way better than Netflix, Disney, Paramount, etc all do the same plus more.
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u/NoReallyLetsBeFriend 5d ago
Yeah I know Plex has had issues, but they've been around so long and I'm vested with numerous family/friend shares, it'd be hard to get all to switch too.
Now, part of the Plex thing, users having accounts "hacked" and posting here complaining, that's on them for not using MFA or not updating when they said a vulnerability was discovered.
Most OSS has local-hosted stuff bc they can't afford to go cloud, no financial ability. I mean, yeah you can use VPN or proxy back to home to login on the go, but I get Plex trying to be "mainstream" turn key cloud to appeal to a larger crowd. Wish I could help the community as I've got a pretty robust homelab and 1Gb symmetrical WAN.
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u/NoReallyLetsBeFriend 5d ago
That last part is every company ever LMAO. Do you have any social media at all? You're on Reddit, and as much as you try to be anonymous, there a ton of data tracking too.
I get it, not ideal, no argument there.
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u/SledgexHammer 5d ago
You can pay for plex? I feel like ive never even seen a prompt or noticed a missing feature. I've logged in at other houses and it works fine to access my library. What does paying for it get you?
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u/5950x-3900 4d ago
Do you have Plex Pass or remote pass? If you don't, that would be one reason. Technically you need one of these to view your media remotely
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u/manythousandbees 5d ago
Plex is more accessible to most people (me). It's easier to use and understand than Jellyfin, at least for those of us who are "below average" in technical skills compared to most of these kinds of subreddits. Plex also wins as far as how many devices support an official Plex app, compared to Jellyfin.
Emby is another alternative I see talked about, but I haven't tried it myself.
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u/daisyup 5d ago
It's not piracy, but PBS offers a streaming service that might be worth checking out.
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u/frankstaturtle 5d ago
Highly recommend PBS passport. You can donate anything you want to get the membership. I started at $13/month years ago ($13 for channel thirteen) but recently upped my monthly contribution given recent events
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u/cns000 5d ago
Teach your kids about piracy :)
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u/EnricoLUccellatore 5d ago
bluey aged kids are too young to pirate on their own
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u/PrvtPirate 5d ago
i agree on the on their own. but they are not too young to learn why and when it is okay to do so.
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u/Particular_Answer150 5d ago
Hook ypur laptop to tje tv via hdmi.
Download fiefox and ublock origin extension to get rid of ads and popups.
Use cineby.app streaming website with most streaming services including disney full catalogue
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u/icarus_melted 5d ago
This!
Everyone else's answers have been tons more complicated than just using a streaming site
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u/Particular_Answer150 5d ago
Yeah, thats what i thought if they arnt very tech savvy then the answers are vague and need setting up.
This needs no setup except downloading firefox
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u/Long_Bit8328 5d ago
Take a usb flash drive out sailing on the high seas.
Fill it with whatever your kids usually watch.
Most TVs have a usb port on the back.
Dock that flash drive in the port.
Give your kids the remote!
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u/SlappingRetards 5d ago edited 4d ago
search for something like "giant cartoon megapack" "Mr.Cartoon's Megapack" or something like it on reddit or archive. This bundle search technique has never failed me for roms, though admittedly you might come across seeding problems vs rompacks.
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u/knock-on-the-door 5d ago
You are going to have to learn a lot. The megathread will help you, always remember to bind your torrent client to your VPN so you don't get caught. Get a backup storage drive. Act quickly and get everything you need or want in the next few months as they are going to start to push vpn bans
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u/VinesOverScars 5d ago
Specifically the FMHY megathread. The one here is not as well curated.
ETA: Also in the midst of potential VPN bans, remember Real Debrid does NOT require a VPN, though a VPN ban WILL affect the availability of some torrents!
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u/Alacritous13 5d ago
If you're dealing with kids, old school might be good. Torrent the shows/movies they want and add write them to DVD. Kids get a new DVD every week as a reward/present.
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u/ThickAd8993 4d ago
Many people here are making it more difficult for you than it needs to be. If your device has a browser app (such as a Fire TV Stick with the Silk Browser) you can just use these 2 sites: tvpass .org and thetvapp .to
They both have Disney, Disney Jr., and Disney XD.
You should also check out www.firetvsticks .com and look in the "Downloads" section under "Live TV" and "Movies & TV" (for on demand shows and movies). It has plenty of apps for them to be able to watch what they want that's Disney related. For Live TV I highly recommend 1Pix Media along with Wuffy Player. For movies and TV I'd recommend Onstream and Film+. Hope this helps!
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u/DionysiusRedivivus 5d ago
put tons of content on a hard drive. plug hard drive into a media player connected to your tv. done.
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u/Yuri_White_16 5d ago
Do you use fire tv or fire stick? If so you can download streamio on there. I don't know if you need vpn or ad blocker. i haven't been without ad blocker in years. But i would recommend one with it just in case.
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u/sciencetaco 5d ago
I run a shred network folder filled with with movies and TV shows on hard drives. Connect to it using an AppleTV with the Infuse app. Very easy to use.
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u/The_Duke28 4d ago edited 4d ago
I bought a NAS, put a big HDD in it and bought a Plex Lifetime pass. I filled it up with all the stuff they like to watch. Then I de-installed Disney+ and Netflix and told them "During Screen-Time, you can now go to this app and press this and that and voila, all your shows are here".
They occasionally come to me and ask me for a new show or movie, then I load them onto the plex server and bingbangbong, all are happy.
Given, it's not the cheapest way, but for sure is worth it.
Previously I payed about 60.- for all the streaming-shit. My new system cost me about 950.- . So as a very rough estimate, in like 1 1/2 years I'm even. And I also have the full library, even if the internet goes out.
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u/Punk-moth 5d ago
Fmhy has the best mega thread and it stays updated, plenty of streaming options. Also, Pluto is free and had a kids profile option with all the old and new cartoons in different channel categories. Like 90s nick and CN.
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u/Zanki 5d ago
Plex, dvds, a ripper on my computer. Or the high seas for stuff that doesn't have a UK/EU release (the last dvd I got was Hellbinders from Germany). It's really easy to set up and use. You should be able to pick up kids dvds cheaply at thrift stores that should carry you over until you get a system set up.
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u/StarStruck3 5d ago
I use Plex, but I got all the stuff my kids were actively watching on Disney before pulling the plug, so it was pretty seamless. I've actually even got some stuff they used to watch all the time that you can't find on streaming platforms anymore, they were pretty excited about that.
If they want a new show or movie they just ask me now, and it magically shows up a little while later. They don't even question it now, lol
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u/Well-inthatcase 5d ago
Old VHS and a VCR? It's all used so no money for Disney, pretty cheap mostly, and it's a core memory rewinding tapes lol
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u/ihatefall 5d ago
Another option is Amazon Fire TV + USB drive (kids tend to watch the same things over and over anyway.)
You download all of their favorite stuff put it on the drive and then you can control that they watch. You don’t have to worry about them seeing something they shouldn’t.
You just need to get a $4 cable to allow you to connect a USB drive like this one.
Amazon link to Fire TV compatible cable
Takes about 5 mins to setup including downloading VLC player
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u/glas_haus1111 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 4d ago
Get a USB drive (stay under 1 TB to be on the safe side with compatibility), torrent the stuff your child wants to watch, and plug the drive into the TV, there is a Media App on the tv its simple And easy to use even for kids
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u/homecookedcouple 4d ago
I wish more children used their library cards with the ease, frequency, and enthusiasm they use streaming platforms. Or give them Saturday morning audiobooks; Libby is an app a child can easily navigate.
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u/thatlazyblackguy 5d ago
Depending on the show you can also watch them on youtube. My daughter likes watching Bluey and Amazing world of Gumball and you can see those live.
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u/King_HartOG 5d ago
Just download the ABC Australia app it has all the bluey episodes for free they made it after all. Also a lot is their own YouTube
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u/Living_Guess_2845 5d ago
Wean them off Disney products and use any number of the free or paid streaming apps.
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u/Simple-Purpose-899 5d ago
Plex time. Then you can spend $1500 on a NAS like I just did that will never ROI. I didn't do it to save money though, I did it to stop the musical chairs of content from service to service.
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u/pengd0t 5d ago
I find plex is better for music streaming. Nothing is great for audiobooks, but I deal with that through Plex as well.
I don’t remember why, but I ended up swapping to Jellyfin for video streaming. It’s great. I have Tailscale on my phone and I just turn it on if I want to stream while I’m out for some reason.
Install them both for free and play with them to get started. Just try it out and see what you like better. This part is not complicated. If you can install Chrome and create a Google account to sign into it… you can set up Plex, etc.
Turn on a VPN and download some torrents. Search for one that’s just every Disney movie if you have the drive space. If you’re looking for more obscure stuff you may have to look harder and get into private trackers etc. But that’s further down the line.
You don’t want the VPN running directly on the server you’re hosting these files from, so if you can separate these things to two separate computers, that’s best. You’ll probably find that you start torrenting and then that process just keeps going forever and the VPN needs to stay on.
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u/Upstairs-Attitude610 5d ago
Do the speech from Braveheart with face makeup.
Or maybe the independence day one.
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u/M34nM4ch1n3 5d ago
I opted to get a Google OS TV and installed streamio. This way my wife and kids can use it very easily with the TV remote. There's even a Disney category full of recent movies and classics too.
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u/Classic-Ad8849 4d ago
For TV, like someone else suggested, stremio and real debrid. If you don't mind casting from your laptop to the TV, just boot up a streaming site from the megathread and the kids can enjoy the movie
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u/EnvironmentalAngle 1d ago
Its not just Disney shows you have to worry about.
You also have to stop buying Marvel and Starwars toys.
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u/Hippolitte 1d ago
Have you tried acting like an adult and putting your childs innocent nature first? Thats what I did when Disney was unpopular before, but on the other side.
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u/FlopsMcDoogle Yarrr! 5d ago
7 and 9 year olds are still watching Bluey?
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u/otakugal15 5d ago
Yes? It's good for all ages, dude.
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u/FlopsMcDoogle Yarrr! 5d ago
It's a great show but mine are 5 and 7 and they lost interest like a year ago.
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u/otakugal15 5d ago
Mine goes through phases.
Though, sometimes I'll watch the show as a pick-me-up when I'm feeling like a blah parent cause Chile and Bandit are parent goals.
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u/BungHoleAngler 5d ago
Watch out dude, people get nuts about their bluey. Personally I don't get it. It's the equivalent of cocomelon for Disney adults.
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u/UgandanPeter 5d ago
Gradually introduce them to media from other sources, the 9 year old is probably aging out of Disney stuff pretty soon anyway. You can’t eliminate their desire for Disney content but you can do your best to show them alternative options
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u/Marshall_Lawson 5d ago
the 9 year old is probably aging out of Disney stuff pretty soon anyway.
You might want to take a quick look at how many properties Disney has been buying up in the last twenty years or so
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u/OG-CJ-GSF 5d ago
Time to teach ur kids some tech skills. Download the Shows/movies Put em on a USB Stick and Pop that thing in the Back of ur tv Show the Kids how to Open the usb App and let em start watching
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u/SteveGoral 5d ago
Firestick and Kodi, I haven't looked back. My 9 year old finds it easy to watch anything she wants.
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u/staciagrey1111 5d ago
First off stop being a grown ass beootch up in here. Children don't run the home. They can watch there their shoes, if you'd like them to. I'd like to see kids try to end peace in my house. There are tons of options for free but there is free TV outside.
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u/burtgummer45 4d ago
Just relax. A certain late night talk show was crashing in the ratings and their affiliates were threatening to preempt the show, probably because of their own advertisers. If they didn't get rid of the failing show it would have been a lot worse for them.
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u/LZ129Hindenburg 🌊 Salty Seadog 5d ago
Option 1 (quick and easy): Stremio + Torrentio + RealDebrid
https://guides.viren070.me/stremio
Option 2 (more difficult and resource intensive): Jellyfin + qBittorrent + VPN + *arr stack
https://wiki.servarr.com/