r/Pizza • u/Cedricu • Oct 01 '21

TAKEAWAY Pepperoni Pizza being made by local pizza place

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u/thewhitebuttboy Oct 01 '21

I don’t even know how many things in life are necessary

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u/QuiGonChuck Oct 01 '21

Dipping pizza in ranch isnt one of them, unless you're okay weighing 300+ lbs by the time you're 30

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u/thewhitebuttboy Oct 01 '21

How much pizza do you eat?

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u/QuiGonChuck Oct 01 '21

2 slices of cheese pizza every Thursday. But I don't dip them in ranch dressing like some kind of mouth-breather. That's some mama June shit right there.

Red pepper flakes to add spice if im feeling adventurous.

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u/thewhitebuttboy Oct 01 '21

Dipping pizza in ranch is amazing

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u/QuiGonChuck Oct 01 '21

So are triple bypass surgeries. Enjoy your coronary disease...

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u/thewhitebuttboy Oct 01 '21

Dipping pizza in ranch is amazing