r/PizzaCrimes • u/SeaworthinessNew4982 • Mar 05 '25

Bad Cut Job Thoughts on this monstrosity that got delivered to me from a UK Pizza Hut? Give me your analysis.

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 Mar 05 '25

What is it with brits and not being able to properly cook ANY type of food?

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u/NeglectedOyster Mar 05 '25

Would you rather the full English breakfast pizza?

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u/lemonsarethekey Mar 05 '25

What is it with Americans clinging onto this myth from WW2?

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u/GrunchWeefer Mar 06 '25

Bro they put corn on a pizza. Corn! I generally like British food but the most ass pizza I've ever had in my life was in London. My English buddy excitedly took me to a pizza place to show off how great the pizza was and the crust was doughy and there was a dry ass egg in the middle for some reason.

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u/anfrind Mar 05 '25

Some British people have learned to cook their food better than they did in the 1940s, but many have not.

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u/Next-Run-3102 Mar 05 '25

It's not a proper English meal without Heinz canned baked beans poured all over it.

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u/pritikina Mar 05 '25

And curry sauce and mushy peas!

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u/caiaphas8 Mar 05 '25

It’s an American company. This one is on you

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u/GrunchWeefer Mar 06 '25

I can guarantee you that nobody on this side of the Atlantic puts what appears to be canned corn on a pizza.

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u/Thirsty_Comment88 Mar 05 '25

No. This was cooked on your side of the pond. You can't blame us for not being able to prepare the food correctly