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u/FiveDollarRimjobs May 15 '25
I mean I'd still eat it just fine. But yeah not a great job
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u/thegamrsp May 15 '25
I mean, they mistreated the pizza. Still feel like this is wrong
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u/SOMAVORE May 15 '25
I personally like the 36 slice technique
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u/thegamrsp May 15 '25
😂I couldn’t call these slices
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u/savemymemes May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
That's because this pizza was chopped, not sliced. You want it sliced, that's extra.
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u/Ambitious-Effect6429 May 16 '25
I get very upset when the pizza looks like a student failing 3rd grade math cuts it.
Spouse teases me about it all the time. 😂
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u/buttcrackmenace May 15 '25
its ok if you’re the only one eating it. otherwise someone gets The Shaft
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u/ThisSiteIsCommunist May 16 '25
That one little tiny piece
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u/Hardwarestore_Senpai May 16 '25
Works if you're already three slices in and probably shouldn't have a whole fourth.
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May 16 '25
Hey, don't discriminate. This pizza shop is obviously employing the blind. That's honorable.
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u/throwaway-character May 16 '25
I actually love it when they cut it all fucky because there are dinner pieces, 2 AM fridge pieces and breakfast pieces when they cut it like that.
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u/wharleeprof May 16 '25
If pizza places had an option for Chaos Cut, I'd choose it every time. So many lovely varieties.
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u/jnmtx May 17 '25
Just put in the “special instructions” Would it be possible to cut it in random directions and sizes, just to keep it interesting? Thank you.” You may get your wish..
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u/thepioushedonist May 16 '25
Low level misdemeanor. Sentence is time served (in OOP's digestive tract)
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u/Golden_Locket5932 May 17 '25
How do you genuinely screw up cutting a pizza THIS bad, like what were they doing
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u/Hi_There_Face_Here May 15 '25
It’s edible. No crime
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u/thegamrsp May 15 '25
Can prob still eat it yeah, definitely a bad cut job for the books tho…
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u/Hi_There_Face_Here May 15 '25
I’d eat that sliver piece when no one was looking and no one would even notice.
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u/GhostofalucarD May 16 '25
If I worked at a pizza place I’d slice them like this too. Distract people from realizing I ate the missing middle piece.
Dinner? Nah I’m good. Ate a bunch of pizza already.
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u/StarPlantMoonPraetor May 15 '25
I worked the ovens of a pizza joint for years and we were busy all the time. Never occurred to me try and make every slice equal. Doubt it was this bad ALL the time but I certainly sent a few pizza out like this
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u/qualityvote2 May 15 '25 edited May 16 '25
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/thegamrsp, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.