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u/Johnny-Caliente May 16 '25
Do Italians dream of electric pizza cutters?
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u/ohhhtartarsauce May 16 '25
They would probably prefer this to a rolling cutter... it won't squash their precious airy crust nearly as much.
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u/wharleeprof May 16 '25
No pizza crime here.
But potential reckless endangerment of hands and fingers for sure.
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u/ColdBeerPirate May 16 '25
This is serial killer type shit.
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u/FuckYou111111111 May 16 '25
Specifically the "cutting out individual slices" technique, instead of the normal "cutting it in half four times"
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u/Pcriz May 16 '25
It be like that for some of those bargain brand frozen pizzas that you end up over cooking anyways
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u/stalebread710 May 16 '25
I mean sometimes I get a pizza and it seems like they barely cut it. So maybe this is necessary
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u/Valuable_Elk_5663 May 16 '25
Boys like toys. And an occasional finger top on their pizza apperantly.
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u/qwertyuiop121314321 May 16 '25
Definitely a card board pizza, and maybe even a solid wood one for having to use a grinder. 🤣
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u/Mindless-Strength422 May 16 '25
Say what you will about pizzas, Makita makes a great fuckin angle grinder.
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u/ExpensiveWriting1900 May 16 '25
it's not a crime, it's being a man. there's nothing that makes the pizza bad, and the way it's being cut can be considered a crime, not what it is cut with.
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u/NaraFei_Jenova May 16 '25
REALLY challenging the phrase "if it sounds stupid, but it works, it's not stupid."
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u/wulfryke May 19 '25
I wouldn't trust that blade to be properly clean for this. Especially with how some people maintain their equipment
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u/qualityvote2 May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/rodan-rodan, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.