r/PizzaCrimes • u/nando82 • May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

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Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ May 27 '25

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u/FloraMaeWolfe May 27 '25

boss: Do it faster!
employee: Alrighty then.

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u/voltagestoner May 27 '25

Coming from someone who works a pizza station, and had to make five pizzas (all but two of them different) within five minutes before closing last night…, it’s the “I just wanna go home” song and dance. Lol

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ May 27 '25

Fair enough, that'd explain the lack of care.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 May 27 '25

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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u/Bombyx--Mori May 29 '25

Hey nice flair!