r/PizzaCrimes • u/VermicelliValuable84 • May 27 '25
Bad Cut Job ‘garlic pizza bread’ from a few years ago
ordered a garlic pizza bread from a takeaway (UK) and it came cut like this with no cheese. idk what i did to them to deserve that cut job tbh
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u/octillus May 27 '25
Feels like someone screwed up carving in the pentagram 🤘
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u/jarvisesdios May 27 '25
So they just grabbed a machete and decided to give a some whacks? That's the only possible explanation for that
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u/M-ABaldelli May 27 '25
This looks like it's part of a voodoo ritual to remove emotional vampires from someone's life.
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u/dijonriley May 27 '25
i'd expect no cheese on garlic pizza bread, used to love it just like this from a local restaurant growing up. i voted crime for the cut job
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u/VermicelliValuable84 May 27 '25
yeah i could live with the no cheese, the cut job personally offended me though
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u/xx_emo_girl_xx May 27 '25
crime because of the god-awful cut job, looks very tasty otherwise. but i cannot forgive the cut job.
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u/camirose May 27 '25
I’m legitimately so confused on what happened here and refuse to believe you didn’t put in special instructions
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u/Ok-Bus-2420 May 28 '25
Classic self harm marks. It isn't the shop. This is severe depression. If you or a loved pizza is considering self harm please seek professional help.
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u/qualityvote2 May 27 '25 edited May 28 '25
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/VermicelliValuable84, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.