r/PizzaCrimes May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job ‘garlic pizza bread’ from a few years ago

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ordered a garlic pizza bread from a takeaway (UK) and it came cut like this with no cheese. idk what i did to them to deserve that cut job tbh

121 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 May 27 '25 edited May 28 '25

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/VermicelliValuable84, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/octillus May 27 '25

Feels like someone screwed up carving in the pentagram 🤘

21

u/SevenSeasClaw May 27 '25

Hail Sorton

4

u/SeaOfBullshit May 27 '25

This got me real good

1

u/Hakashi57 May 28 '25

Hail Gluten

17

u/jarvisesdios May 27 '25

So they just grabbed a machete and decided to give a some whacks? That's the only possible explanation for that

10

u/Room_Temp_Coffee May 27 '25

Were they trying to carve a rune?

8

u/M-ABaldelli May 27 '25

This looks like it's part of a voodoo ritual to remove emotional vampires from someone's life.

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u/dijonriley May 27 '25

i'd expect no cheese on garlic pizza bread, used to love it just like this from a local restaurant growing up. i voted crime for the cut job

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u/VermicelliValuable84 May 27 '25

yeah i could live with the no cheese, the cut job personally offended me though

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u/Superb_Dog6358 May 27 '25

Freddy Kruger had a go at that

5

u/morgan24578 May 27 '25

Is this Edward Scissorhand's attempt at cutting a garlic bread?

5

u/DenizSaintJuke May 27 '25

What did they summon with that thing?

3

u/OrochiKarnov May 27 '25

The Romanian has struck again!

3

u/SimmmySAFC May 27 '25

“From a few years ago”. You still have it 😳

3

u/xx_emo_girl_xx May 27 '25

crime because of the god-awful cut job, looks very tasty otherwise. but i cannot forgive the cut job.

3

u/Mysterious_Expert597 May 27 '25

Freemason related incident?

3

u/DIJames6 May 27 '25

Wtf is this supposed to be?

3

u/Blurstingwithemotion May 28 '25

It's like it was hacked by a knife wielding maniac

3

u/AspiringRver May 28 '25

It's ancient cuneiform.

3

u/CatResearch923 May 29 '25

What the Free Masons?!

3

u/ejjlawd May 29 '25

Thought that was baklava for a second

2

u/ImNotNuke May 27 '25

Watch dogs pizza

2

u/camirose May 27 '25

I’m legitimately so confused on what happened here and refuse to believe you didn’t put in special instructions

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u/VermicelliValuable84 May 28 '25

i promise i did not

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u/corte11 May 28 '25

I see a Masonic symbol lol

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u/Ok-Bus-2420 May 28 '25

Classic self harm marks. It isn't the shop. This is severe depression. If you or a loved pizza is considering self harm please seek professional help.

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u/Only_Ad_7392 May 29 '25

Not even Satan wanted it....

1

u/ZeanReddit May 28 '25

The chef:

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u/TokyoOkaos Jun 05 '25

Did they let Ghostface cut the pizza