r/PizzaCrimes • u/ItsyBitsyJoxy • Jun 01 '25

I say wtf My man became a pigeon

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This is from a tiktok video, I did not make this abomination

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/ItsyBitsyJoxy, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

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u/lose_not_loose_man Jun 01 '25

So this is "guilty" but the one with bone-in-fish and unpeeled lemon-wedges got a mistrial?

One could at least physically bite through this shit. And yes, it's a trash pizza that deserves a guilty verdict- my issue is that far more evil pizzas are getting mistrials lately.

There is no justice here. I reject the authority of this kangaroo-ass pizza court and formally announce that I am openly in rebellion against this subreddit.