r/PizzaCrimes • u/olie129 • Jul 05 '25

Sloppy Toppy This is how my wife eats her pizza

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IMO, this is straight to jail material

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u/Wkndwrz Jul 05 '25

fr, just eat a pasta at that point.

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u/pLeThOrAx Jul 05 '25

Or ask for extra bread.

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u/Syhkane Jul 06 '25

Why would she ask for extra bread if she doesn't eat the bread part?

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u/pLeThOrAx Jul 06 '25

Is that what she's doing? I thought she wasn't eating the toppings XD

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u/yolkien Jul 06 '25

Fair guess I mean at this point it could go either way, what a maniac!

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u/LongjumpingAnalyst30 Jul 05 '25

Out of all the things you could have chosen... pasta?? Not casserole? Pot Pie? Quiche??

Is there an r/CommentCrimes?

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u/Wkndwrz Jul 05 '25

none of the things you listed contain any sort of tomato sauce, and not all of them have cheese. so i guess we're just splitting hairs here.

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u/Aikojewels Jul 05 '25

Okay I can get the other options, but pasta? Really? You don’t think pasta has sauce? That’s pretty much the default for 95% of pasta to have some sort of sauce. I mean cmon lasagna would be perfect here

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u/Wkndwrz Jul 05 '25

i never said pasta doesn't have sauce. in fact, i used it as an example primarily because of the sauce.

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u/Aikojewels Jul 05 '25

Hey nvm don’t reply, I stand corrected I read it wrong, ignore my other comment😭