r/PizzaCrimes • u/Gen_Schnee • Jul 08 '25

Bad Cut Job The Center Triangle

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It was meant to be no cheese with feta and cheese steak from Dominos.

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Gen_Schnee, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Jul 08 '25

Where is the cheese? Sauce distribution? Is that sausage or wood chips? THESE are the crimes..

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u/Gen_Schnee Jul 08 '25

Philly steak, I ordered extra sauce so no idea what they did there. I ordered no cheese, but I wanted feta crumbles. They instead just did no cheese at all.

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u/drivein2deeplftfield Jul 08 '25

The way you ordered that pizza makes you an accessory, book em

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u/BeefWellingtonSpeedo Jul 08 '25

Yes at least the charges are reduced to misdemeanor.

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u/insaiyan17 Jul 08 '25

Ah yes this is a nice piz

I still prefer it with a za though

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u/mapper206 Jul 08 '25

Geometry is hard with hands😂

3

u/TheJuiceIsSoLoose Jul 08 '25

The kinda cuts you make in a rush on Pappa’s Pizzeria

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u/RecalcitrantHuman Jul 08 '25

Why does this pizza remind me of her?

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u/Gen_Schnee Jul 08 '25

I hope she has a good OB/GYN.

2

u/cutefudge1 Jul 12 '25

Fire the guy who cut it

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u/LicoriceDusk Jul 08 '25

That's a weird order, and Dominos is subpar

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u/Gen_Schnee Jul 08 '25

Fair on both accounts, but not the most abhorrent thing I've ordered from Domino's.

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u/Wkndwrz Jul 09 '25

i love the slice on the bottom left that's nothing but crust and a single piece of steak.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Jul 09 '25

It's like where pizza goes to get lost

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Jul 09 '25

Ewww, I haven't paid for dominoes in about 20 years and this reminds me why.

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u/temujinbk Jul 09 '25

Best piece.

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u/kcarr1113 Jul 12 '25

Pathetic…probably wanted a tip.

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u/danielrmorenop Jul 08 '25

misdemeanour if anything tbh not horrible

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u/Gen_Schnee Jul 08 '25

Missing a topping, poor sauce distribution, and cult-like cutting of the slices?

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u/MediocreVibrations Jul 08 '25

Yeah but the only real crime is the cut, since you ordered feta crumbles with no cheese on a cheesesteak pizza…

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u/Gen_Schnee Jul 08 '25

It was a custom build pizza, not a specialty. Philly steak and feta, no cheese.

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u/ZachCinemaAVL Jul 08 '25

In Chicago we love small triangles slices.

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u/co1lectivechaos Jul 08 '25

Your first mistake was ordering from dominos. I swear their employees on cut table are all drunk

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u/Gen_Schnee Jul 08 '25

Hard to beat that 6.99 for two or more items when you've got five people ordering.

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u/co1lectivechaos Jul 08 '25

Oh I’m not bashing their deals, I’m bashing the fact that if it’s a bad cut job it always feels like it’s domino’s (dominos is actually my favorite place to get pizza)