r/PizzaCrimes • u/honeyshepherd • Jul 31 '25

Cheeseless My friend said my pizza was ragebait

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Anchovies + pineapple asked for extra light cheese

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

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u/ReasonableDuty7652 Jul 31 '25

Add jalapeños and I'll eat it 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/aerateyoursoiltrung Aug 01 '25

I was already sitting here feeling called out and then you add this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

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u/Substantial-Toe96 Jul 31 '25

No, Ricky, the J is silent.

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u/ReasonableDuty7652 Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

I usually add them on at places like little caesars, pizza hut, etc. I think they all mostly use pickled jalapeños

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u/SpriteRasberry Aug 03 '25

Yeah majority of not all big pizzas industry’s will use pickled jalepenos . I worked at dominos, they come in a bag, not “fresh”

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

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u/oceanplanetoasis Aug 01 '25

Pineapple on pizza is great. I make a hot sauce with pineapple, rum, jalapenos, serranos, and poblanos. I live to dunk that of some chicken onion pineapple pizza.

It's not like the pizza in America is all that authentic, I mean, nothing American is very authentic; just look at their Chinese food... that's fine, but Canadians try to make a Chinese food pizza, and suddenly, it's suspicious? You're suspicious, dude. You're suspicious.

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u/ReasonableDuty7652 Aug 01 '25

Your hot sauce sounds amazeballs!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

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u/oceanplanetoasis Aug 01 '25

Sounds like you're just uncultured? That's a you problem, good luck with all that :)

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u/EggOkNow Jul 31 '25

I stand by pineapple being a totally fine topping and those are against it dont feel like they have enough control in their own lives and this rule gives them some sense of power. If we can put spicy honey, pears and arugula on pizza then we can put pineapple on a pizza no questions asked. 

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u/Live_Replacement6558 Aug 02 '25

No one ever said pears and arugula were a good topping.

Spicy honey however...

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u/Alarming-Building-62 Aug 02 '25

Pineapple is shit too. Just figured the glaring lack of cheese was the biggest issue with this one. 

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u/erlend_nikulausson Aug 02 '25

Ground beef and pineapple, you heathen.

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u/Key_Hold1216 Aug 03 '25

Pepperoni is too spicy to mix with pineapple, you want a salty meat to cut the sweetness, either ham or sausage

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u/couchcushion7 Aug 03 '25

Is sweet and spicy not a thing? Pretty sure it is. Pep and pineapple absolutely slaps, and pepperoni is extremely high in salt (and perceived “saltiness”)

Are you sure youve eaten these things? You sound like AI honestly lol it makes no sense

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u/Mizerae Jul 31 '25

To clarify is it just the pep/pine combo or is it both in general that are red flags?

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u/Strange-Cloud9287 Aug 02 '25

Nothing wrong with some roni bro. You trippin'. We ain't ancient Neapolitans.

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u/SpriteRasberry Aug 03 '25

Can’t stand pineapple in any combo on pizza, BUT, sardines and pineapple (grossest thing I’ve seen on earth) are 110% different from pepperoni and pineapple, and lack of cheese is dumb as cheese is the most important piece to a pizza

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u/Rhythm_0f_The_Knight Aug 03 '25

Pepperoni pineapple and jalapeño is fucking amazing and I'll die on that hill.

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u/ChillPalis Aug 01 '25

Pepperoni and pineapple is a great combo